Hellos and welcome back to Rishid Version 2!! Yeah thanks for the reviews everyone with your help I'm sure I can reach the 1000 goal, if this doesn't get taken down again X-X please don't let that happen Xx;; now please enjoy chapter 2!
Special thank you to Talentless for beta-reading this (HUGS) thankies!
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"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala-"
"Rishid?"
"Doo-do-doododo-do do-"
"RISHID!!"
I was snapped from my thoughts, only to meet the angered face of Ms. Isis...the most frightening face a man would face if she were angry…which she is.
She looked to me, and then her eyes went to Malik-sama, Yuugi, and the currently wigged out Mazaki whose face had been flushed the entire time.
"Rishid, do you care to explain?" she asked.
GULP!!
"Well Miss Isis, it all started when…."
FLASH!!
MY EYES! I'M BLINDEDED!! ARGH damn these flashback sequences! Was Kids WB to cheap to get better effects?………
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No wonder I'm Malik-sama's bitch…I can't even get a good job ::sigh:: where was I? Oh yes, as you peeps currently knew, I had just finish explaining to Yuugi and Malik-sama about the birds and the bees and…uh…do the flash thingy…I'm too tired to speak…
!!!FLASH!!!
XoX too bright…
(Flashback mode!)
All of the sudden I saw a blond whirl past by me grabbing the girl and taking her upstairs "ANZU! I WANT TO SHOW YOU WHAT RISHID JUST TAUGHT ME AND YUUGI!!"
Oh my god this is not happening, if I close my eyes and sing a tune it will all go away…lalalalalalalaladoodoodoodoodoodoo…
"Hey Malik? Can I show her too?"
"ME FIRST!!!"
"Geez you guys, can't you share?" I heard her say, having no clue of the evil I just unleashed.
Wait a minute...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo MALIK-SAMA COME BACK!!!
"The things I do for family." I muttered. I quickly went after my master and his short enemy as they dragged the girl to his…room.
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Should I be worried? I mean Yuugi's there, and he seem to be a well balanced kid (unlike Malik-sama) and there's also that Anzu girl…I'm sure she would just slap them and tell them to back off.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn."
Or as I always say:
"Hell hath no fury like Isis pms'ing" Terrifying indeed.
Yeah I'm sure I'll hear a sound of a slap, Anzu yelling "Hentai!" and Malik-sama coming down with a big red mark on his face while Yuugi is apologizing to her. Yes, that's it, I'll give them a minute. She won't allow this! (n.n)
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OK…everything's quiet…too quiet…[{O]}-------{[O}];;;; you don't think she's-? I mean, this is Anzu Mazaki, she would never uh… … …would she???
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(Beginning of Worst Case Scenario...)
"That's right Malik; who's your master?" Anzu spoke dominantly as she looked downed on the Egyptian boy below her. "You are, master" Malik spoke back. The brunette licked her lips. "Lick my boots servant," she said.
Malik eagerly began sliding his tongue over her boots.
"That's right, who's my puppy?" she asked.
"I'm your puppy master," he pleaded. She smiled to him "Now that's a good boy; now start taking off you clothes and let mommy make you feel nice!"
"Yes, make me feel nice master…."
(End worse case scenario)
MALIK-SAMA!!!!
WHY THE HELL WAS MISS ANZU IN A DOMINATRIX OUTFIT!? WHAT AM I THINKING! I MUST SAVE MALIK-SAMA!!!
I began to run up the stairs in a panicked daze. ISIS IS GOING TO CASTRATE ME!!! OH MY RA!! What are they doing!? What if Anzu was like Malik, and didn't know how babies were made? Then…then….
(Yet another worst-case scenario)
"Uhm Malik are you sure that's suppose to go there?"
"Yuugi, I know what I'm doing!"
"Hmmmmm, if we don't know lets ask someone who does," said Anzu. All three looked to each other.
"RISHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIDDDD!!!!"
(End worst-case scenario)
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Japan needs some Sex Ed. classes, or at least parents who tell their kids these kinds of things. Or what if she did know and--NO!! DO not think of it Rishid!!! I'm sure I'm just overreacting…yeah…just breathe calmly…overreacting…
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Or not…that sounded like Anzu…then that must have meant…uh….
-Flash back-
I quickly took out a polymerization card "This," I said and met with confused glances. "They fused together?" Malik ask. "Well, yes, and no…erhm they fuse into one being…they, er…fuse at the bottom…of their bodies……at the front…." I saw Malik eyes widened along with Yuugi's.
"So our……"
"Yes."
"Is supposed to……?"
"Yes."
-End Flashback on flashback-
"Hey Yuugi show her too, don't get left out!!"
"Sure!!"
"You guys……..I don't………think……we……."
Silence.
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HOLY CRAP THEY'RE RAPING ANZU IN A HOT HEAVY ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE BETTER NOT BE PIE INVOLVED IN THIS!!!!! WHAT AM I SAYING!? THAT POOR GIRL!! AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT!!!
(Beginning of worst case scenario)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Oo Due to the graphicness of the W.C.S. we now bring you a random daydream from Rishid!)
"SAILOR MOON, WATCH OUT!" Sailor Venus exclaimed as her leader took another hit from the enemy yoma. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU FOOLS WILL BE DESTROYED!" Snarled the yoma and with it's minions suddenly lunged upon the sailor senshi.
"This is it!" Usagi exclaimed closing her eyes. A scream erupted from the monster making the girl open her eyes seeing that the yoma and its minions had retreated from them thoroughly wounded.
A rose struck to the pavement.
"What!?"
Then as if on cue, an orchestra playing a heroic theme entered. A shadow appeared from the moonlight looking down upon the scene of battle.
"I am--"he began.
"The Helldragon?" Mina asked to the figure. The figure fell down in result.
"DO I LOOK LIKE A DRAGON TO YOU!?" Rishid exclaimed.
(End random daydream)
O-o Helldragon……? Where the fuck did Helldragon come from? …Anyway…I MUST CONTINUE MY QUEST TO SAVE ANZU FROM THE ORGY AND PIE!
I quickly ran up thinking of all the horrible things my master and that midget was doing to that poor, poor girl…or could it be the other way around? I mean, what If Anzu and Yuugi teamed up and…my poor innocent Malik-sama…I MUST SAVE HIM FROM THEIR EVIL CLUTCHES!!!! But what if Malik is the mastermind? He had (has?) an infatuation with her…what if…what if…then Yuugi's there, so they must be having one! Oh my God…Father, I hate you! This is all your fault! Why did you have to assume Malik would never need to know about this!?
Lazy bastard!!!!
I was about to burst through the door, then….
"Hey we should have Rishid in on this too, he's the one who taught us!"
"You're right Malik, isn't that right Anzu?"
0--o;;; Rishid…back away from the door…back away…do not make any sudden movements…or loud noises…WHAT AM I SAYING!? This has got to stop now!!! OK man, this is it, you will stop this at any cost!!
Besides…I could always gouge out my eyes later on. OK THEN!!
And a one...
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAA!!! (O.O;;; Rishid's battle cry……)
-DOOSH-
Ow…I'm going to feel that in the morning…my poor head...
"MALIK-SAMA STOP THIS ORGY AT ONCE!!!!!!!!"
"And that's how Duel monsters have babies, it's pretty much the same for people too," Malik-sama said holding the Dark Magician and the Dark Magician Girl while Anzu was sitting cross legged on the floor with Yuugi.
O.O ORO!? What the!? They still have their clothes on…no orgy…ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! They were only showing her the process with the cards like I did! Ha ha ha ha ha, boy did that scare me! ;;
Ha ha ha ha ha…hooooo….
Wait a minute, why did she scream then?
"Hey Rishid I showed Anzu how babies are made! (n.n)" Malik said holding up the duel deck. "Yes, that's a good boy, is that all?" I ask and he nodded.
"Pretty much, except when I pulled down and my pants and showed her my--"
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"YOU DID WHAT!?" I exclaimed. And I then noticed that Anzu was tied up, NOT only sitting cross-legged. "Help me…" she said, her face beet red.
"Rishid I did this!" Malik-sama exclaimed happily, pulling down his pants and boxers…
"Wow he's big!" Yuugi commented.
"He is, isn't he?" Anzu also commented.
"I wonder how is it if I compare mine to his…"
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Uhm...
AHHHHHHHHH MALIK-SAMA!!
"NNOOOOOO!!" I screamed out and tackled him onto the ground.
"RISHID WATCH OUT FOR THE--"
-Crunch-
"-pie I brought with me…" Anzu moaned in pain. "It took me so long to make…-.-"
"MALIK-SAMA, YOU NEVER DO THAT, EVER!!!" I shouted at him. Uh-oh…he's crying…I made Malik-sama cry…oh dear. "I-I didn't mean any harm…Rishid…." Malik sniffled as his eyes got big and watery…
-SIGH-
"It's okay, Malik-sama, but you do not show a lady your…er…tools..." Tools? That's the best I can come up with? I'm a nerd….
"Hey, this is where everyone-OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER AND A PIE!!!"
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Ms. Isis is home!
!!!FLASH!!!
And we're back to where we started, people…what did I do to deserve this? I mean, haven't I sacrificed enough as it is for this family? Seriously…I SCARRED MY FREAKIN FACE FOR CRIPES' SAKE!!!!!
"That is what happened?" Isis asked. Her face was very disturbing right now…Ra save me…I heard Ms. Isis sigh, looking at Malik. "Little brother, honestly…." she began. HEY!! DON'T PICK ON MALIK-SAMA!!!
"Ms. Isis, this is entirely my fault, do not blame the children for this," I spoke to her. She raised an eyebrow at me. Pfft, don't act all high and mighty at me Isis, like you could have done a better job than I did.
"I suppose I could let this go, this once," Isis answered. YES!! I love this woman sometimes, especially when she's sun bathing in the back yard! (n.n) Er…did I just think that? -.o-....-o.- She looked to the still wigged out Anzu "I'm very sorry you had to er…see his toy soldier…."
OO And I thought I was bad at naming things….
"And I'll make up for the pie you brought for us too," she said with an amused look, aimed at me. I was not doing anything with the pie dammit!! "Actually that was for Rishid," I heard her say.
O.o For me? Really?? Miss, Anzu, I don't know what to say…I'm flattered! (non)
"GGRRRRRRR!" Oo Uh-oh, Malik-sama is staring at me with murderous eyes…Pfft, suck it up Malik-sama, Anzu made me a pie and not you so BLEAH!!! I got pie, I got pie! (n--n) Which stained on the front of my pants, but I got pie! WOOT!!
As Isis led Yuugi and Anzu out, only Malik-sama and I remained.
"Hey Rishid?"
Uh-oh….
"Yes, Malik-sama?"
C'mon kid it was just baked goods, it's not like she and I are dating, sheesh!!
"What is the meaning of life?" I let a big grin on to my face, now that I could answer.
"Well Malik-sama it's quite simple, it is 42!"
"Er…why?"
"It just is Malik-sama, it just is."
tBc
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