HI Ppl I am back, and you know what that means HAIL TO THE BALD ONE!! WOOT!! Little by little soon all of rishid shall be posted WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Then I can get into the good stuff, I practically have three seasons worth of Rishid in my head heh heh yes, I have no life….
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Sephiroth, Tom Jones, or Kingdom Hearts for that matter.
It was a few days after that incident with Malik-sama and babies…I shiver just mentioning it, and everything settled down again but right now…
OH SHIT!!!
HEAL, HEAL!!!!!
(Note: he is playing Kingdom Hearts)
WHY IS THIS GUY SO FRICKIN HARD TO BEAT!?!?!?? Ah crap, soul harvest!! ELIXIR I NEED ELIXIR!! DAMN IT SORA, DON'T FLY!!! TUCK AND ROLL, TUCK AND ROLL!!!! Errr, if there is someone I truly hate, his name is Sephiroth. Look at him…with his long silver hair, aqua eyes, and cocky smile with that pretty boy face of his
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THE BITCH MUST DIE!!!!!!!!
Here I was, I jut beat the Hercules world and unlocked the gold and platinum match and now currently trying not to get my ass capped by that one winged pussy boy, errr, I hate this guy, he killed Aeris HE KILLED AERIS and for that, I will avenge her death
But I like his song…….not just him
OH CRAP NOT AGAIN!! HEAL HEAL!!!
Oh yeah lets see how you like a key blade thrown at your face WOO-TAH!! Smashi smashi your face in!! Damn bishonen…..uh, his life isn't going down….
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Crap…..
WHAT THE HELL!?? HE'S GOING SUPER SAYAN ON MY ASS!! ACK!!…..can't block him, he's everywhere…..HEAL, AEROGA!!!
Better use Clouds limit break…
HAH TAKE THAT !! Jeebus, this guy is like the terminator, he just keep walking….hey wait his life is going down…man this dude has a lot of life. SHIT NOT AGAIN!! WILL YOU STOP WITH THE DAMN SOUL HARVEST!?!?!?
"Rishid…"
HAHA WHO'S RUNNING NOW BITCH!!! AND I'M CHASING YOU!! SIC SORA SIC!!!!
"Rishid…"
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"#o#" - Rishid's face at the moment…(n-n;;)
"RISHID!!!!!"
NOT NOW!!! HE'S DOWN TO YELLOW!! A LITTLE MORE AND HE'LL GO TO GREEN!!! CRAP HE'S GOING HEERO YUY ON MY ASS!!!!
'RI-SHID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard Malik-sama yell. Not now Malik-sama, just a few more hours and I'll kill the bastard now if he would stop limit breaking me…..
"WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
What the!? Malik-sama's crying? Why??? I turned to him to see him bawling on the ground O.O for Ra sakes man your 16!! Stop blubbering like a baby!!
"AAWWWW" a scream erupted on the TV screen, as I turned in time to see Sora fall to his demise at the hands of the one winged pussy boy.
NO SORA!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I ALMOST BEAT THE BASTARD!!!! HE WAS GREEN, HE WAS GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's it, I'm going to strangle that blonde chicken muffin (I do not on that phrase that belong to SOTR) yes, should I do it slowly or wrangle it back and forth?
"Malik-sama WHY did you do that?" I ask. My eye was twitching, my hands were clench…must resist the urge...to strangle…bishonen master….I despise bishonen…..mustn't strangle…pussy boy……MUSN'T KILL PUSSY BOY!!!!!
"I had a dream" he simply said.
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Oh screw this, he's going down!!!
"I was with Anzu" he began and I saw a slight flush on his face.
"And?"
"Uh, she did things to me…….things I liked a lot"
((O-o))
Please no, don't ask me, don't ask me… please, for the love of all that's good…
DON'T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN A WET DREAM!!!!
"Rishid…."
AH CRAP!!!!!!!!! I groaned at this while Malik-sama once again gave the cursed puppy look. Eesh, he's like a little kid….an unstable little kid but still…..but it is my duty to him….
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I sighed, I might as well explain to him what he had, and hopefully it won't go out of hand like last time….ugh, I got a chill down my spine. "Malik-sama what you experienced is natural for a growing boy like yourself" I began. He nodded at this.
"They're known as nocturnal ejaculation"
OK, that should do it, but he looking at me with a blank face…so much for using the scientific name…ugh, why does he have to ask me these kind of things? Can't he just find out from friends like normal teenagers??
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OK, I see the point why he would ask me….
"You had a wet dream Malik-sama…."
"What's a wet dream?"
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Well, he wasn't always the smartest one…….
I let out an exasperated sigh at this "Well, Malik-sama, you have dreams about girls you like…."I started I felt my chest tighten for a bit I really dislike father; him and his assumption on things. Why couldn't he assumed stuff with me? NOOOOOOOO he just had to drill in my head things I didn't want to know.
Must tell him….ewwww…blast me being his man slave.
Huh? Oh…Malik's just waving his hand in front of me up and down.
"I'm fine Malik-sama"
-Wave Wave-
"Malik-sama…"
-Wave Wave-
"……….."
-Wave Wave-
That is getting very annoying, if he doesn't stop that I swear I will bitch slap that pretty boy face…ugh, bishies, curse them…damn Sephiroth.
-Wave Wave-
"I'll eat your fingers like chicken nuggets if you don't stop that"
-Poke poke-
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"DO you want to know or not?" I said at him, grinding my teeth. He nodded with enthusiasm…ugh I got the willies again……
"Now there will be times when you dream about a certain person….in this case Anzu" I spoke. He nodded at this. Oh screw this, I'm just going to condense it. Save me some pain
"You horny?"
-nod nod-
"You like Anzu?"
-Nod nod-
"You have horny dream about her boinking you" I said. "Not exactly…" I heard him reply.
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QUE!?!?
What does he mean by not exactly???
I an not even going to ask...
"Yeah…she started doing amazing things with her tongue…then…her hands start touching me in ways I never thought to be touched…and then…"
"MALIK-SAMA!!!!" I yelled staring at him as my jaw gaped open. 'What!?!?! It was a turn on…" he trailed off turning his head away slightly….was I this bad when I was in his teen years….?
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Like I'm going to tell you
"In short Malik-sama your desires make you have dreams where she or you will do things to each other or see things that you may like or arouse you're body" I explained to him as he hang unto every inch of my words…it's scary, seeing him like this…then again studying the scriptures of the pharaoh has made him quite a scholar…now if we only had books that actually would HELP him get through puberty and his hormone induced years….
"OOOOOHHHhhhhhhh"
Oo wow that went…well…I'm surprised to say the least.
"Question"
"yes, Malik-sama?"
"Why is it called a wet dream??"
0o
It was too good to be true……
"Erhm because…well, you get……"
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Uh, I don't want to say this…eeewww…….
"Malik-sama did you wake up with soiled sheets?"
Malik-sama looked away and blush at this "That's why it's called that" I simply said. "You will have those dreams sometimes, but it's just a part of growing up" I replied to him.
EEEEWWWWWWW!!! I AM NOT WASHING THOSE!!!!!!
"Rishid, have you ever had those kinda dream when a girl you like, is doing things to you?" I heard him ask.
O.O Uh, me? Well…..uh….(cough cough) When I was his age I lived underground with Father, Mother and sister, so their was no one to dream….oh wait…..
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I use to dream about Malik-sama's Mother…..
Oo
But she was hot!!! Don't LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!! PFFT!!! how many of you guys dreamt of a hot mom? HUH?? HUH!?!???
(incest a game the whole family can play)
SILENCE!!!
( OO geez….I was just joking…..baby….)
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anyways
Then their was Miss. Isis……mmmm I still dream about her every now and then though; sunbathing, I want to thank the person whoever thought of that.
"Rishid?"
Ah yes…..oh wait, I can't tell him I dream about his sister and his mom, he'll kill me and besides doesn't that count as incest? No, I don't think so because I am not of their blood it wouldn't, whoo that's good, now I know I'm not a hick
Only in West Virginia (please do not take offense to those who live in WV it's just an inside joke I have with my friend)
"When I was your age yes, yes I did"
"Not now anymore?"
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"No, not really…."
Like I'm going to tell him that I dream about his sister and his mother!
"Ok then, thanks Rishid, now I know why she was doing those things to me, I guess tying me up against a wall with hand cuffs, putting clamps of on my nipples and using a whip on me is normal I guess" he said now rubbing his chest wincing.
"But what I can't understand is the goat….."
Oo
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I hope he doesn't come across S&M…
Quite frightening………especially if he decided to find someone to do this.
Well I'm off to sleep! I yawned as I went up the stairs to my room and flopped to my bed. Damn it, I almost beat Sephiroth…well, I'll try again tomorrow….
But before I go to rest I must do my nightly rituals.
Let us explore Rishid's nightly rituals shall we?
1- Rishid goes to brush his teeth
2- Rishid brushes his hair 200 times…freak
3- Rishid dances to Carpcaptor Sakura first season op. song
4- Rishid prays to the game god for his victory against Sephiroth tomorrow
5- Rishid cuts his toenails Oo;;;
6- Rishid plucks his nose hair while letting his facial mask dry
7-rinse lather repeat
And thus end the nightly rituals…
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
-Nudge Nudge-
"What is it now Malik-sama?"
"Wake up Rishid, it's time…."
OO ORO!?!? I snapped my eyes opened to find Isis in sexy undergarments on me
Uh-oh…….
"Awww, Isis, can I join in too?" I heard a female voice say. Oh my Ra…..ANZU!?!?!? MISS. ISIS IS ONE THING BUT MISS.ANZU IS FREAKING 16!!!
Wake up Rishid….Wake up!!!!!
"You're not going anywhere"
Uh….who said that? I looked up and I gulp both miss Isis and Anzu were in revealing outfits standing by each other…seductively…..must wipe off drool…curse them and they're sexiness!
"Girls let me have some fun too? A male voice said this time.
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IT CAN'T BE!! NOOOO!! SOMEONE WAKE ME UP!! PLEASE WAKE ME UP!!!
"Aww, Rishid" Sephiroth said in a silky voice. I looked around must find a way out of here. All of the sudden I heard the one winged angel song playing
And he took out his sword…..
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Ah crap this is not happening I am not having this dream!!! I suddenly felt arms go around me and breathing on my neck "Rishid, don't fight it, you know you want this" I heard Isis voice speak to me sexily. Yeah I would, if HE wasn't here!!!
Sephiroth only looked to me as he licked his lips in a Marik like way leering upon my body…
((OoO))
NOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BUN FOR HIS HOTDOG!!!!
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Wait a minute this is MY dream so whatever I say goes heh heh I was worried for a moment their. First things first "Punch yourself in the balls!!" I spoke to Sephiroth, a haughty grin on my face. He looked at me confused then all of the sudden…
He punch himself in the balls…..
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WOOT!
TAKE THAT PUSSY BOY!!! I grinned as he laid on the floor grabbing himself shuddering. Now to wake myself up n-n…O-O hey wait a minute…how come I'm chained to a wall all of the sudden?
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HOLY CRAP!!!!
I felt myself sweat as I saw Isis and Anzu leering at me, Isis had a whip while Anzu….she had clamps…. OO their shoulder began to shake as they giggled…then chuckled…then laughed very evilly……..
--.-- you just HAD to mention your dream, didn't you Malik-sama….
"Uh, can't we just play go fish?"
Both shook their head as they raised their weapons OO
There's no place like home…There's no place like home…There's no place like home….
-KER-SNAPP!!!-
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
"Rishid, wake up…."
AHHHHHHHHHHH DON'T LET THEM HURT ME!!!
I look around, I was back in my room….I'm back, hahhahahaha…oh Ra, that was frightening….I wonder who woke me up? Malik-sama? I looked to my savior
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THE PHARAOH!?!?!??
"My pharaoh, what are you doing at this time of the night?" I ask bewildered. I saw him shift his eyes nervously…what was he doing?
"Man-slave, you dare question the pharaoh?"
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That he-bitch dares call me a man slave?? Technically I could get him arrested for trespassing and breaking in my home……hmmm, and the phones right buy me, now to stealthily grab it.
"Do it and I mind crush your ass"
Ah damn….him and his spirit powers….hey now that I notice…why is he wearing a mask on his face?
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O.o
"ARE YOU STEALING ISIS'S UNDERGARMENTS!???!?" I exclaimed looking at the bag he was carrying on his back.
"Erno…I am pharaoh….I can do as I please!" he exclaimed as a nervous sweat broke on him.
My ass
"Really now?" I ask, shifting my brows at him…that little hentai……"The what's in the bag then, my pharaoh" I ask a challenging smirk to my face as he sweated even more….ewww, have you ever heard of deodorant…or a shower at least, ugh my head….it throbs…he smells like butt…..I think I'm going to hurl on him
"Uh….it's…cats…that's it cats….."
"Pharaoh, hand me the bag"
"YOU dare DEMAND SOMETHING FROM ME!!!" he shouted. Ok this guy is seriously getting on my nerves, I
could see why Malik-sama wanted to cap his bony little anorexic ass. Well, by my oath, I must protect the Ishatr family; human or items…and lingerie..
But before I do anything else, I will need some musical motivation….
And a one
Two…..
It's not unusual to be love by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
Oh yeah, the one the only…..
TOM JONES!!!
"Come here shorty!!"
"DO NOT MISTAKE ME WITH MY AIBOU!! YOU BALD FREAK!!"
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He is SOOOOOO GOING DOWN!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE BITCH MUST DIE!!!!!!!! All of the sudden I tackled him making him drop the bag and it exploded making my room very colorful. "PHARAOH!!" I yelled at him but stopped short at the sight before me.
"MARVELOUS SIMPLY MARVELOUS" he shouted out now playing with Isis….unmentionables…who knew he was such a pervert….wait a minute…are those Malik-samas….???
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THE BITCH MUST DIE!!!!!!!!
All of the sudden I grabbed one of the pantyhose he stole and wrapped it around his neck and proceeded to strangle him with it.
"ACK PFFT!!!"
"YOU SICK MAN HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MALIK-SAMA'S UNDERWEAR!!!"
"Rishid what are you--WHAT THE HELL" Malik suddenly said flabbergast.
Oo uh oh….
(This is how it look from the third person P.O.V. Rishid has one leg wrapped around Atemu choking him with the pantyhose while Atemu who had just been knocked unconcious due to lack of air has fallen on Rihsid's crotch...his face anyways while Isis and Maliks underwear is all over his room)
"It's not what you think!!" I exclaimed trying to push Atemu off but somehow our legs were trapped in the folds of one of Isis's thongs...
Wait....those aren't Isis's....
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
"Rishid what with the racket- WHAT THE HELL--$&#$(#$#($($()$#&$(#&(#$!!!!!
Heh heh
Miss Isis is awake
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Why does this happen to me, oh wait a minute…because those damn reviewers want to see me suffer and the author is a friggin psycho….
TbC
Yaaayyyy three more to go ! Though now that Malik and Rishid has gone back does that mean I should making this and all my other M/A?
Naaaah, someone needs to keep that pairing alive n-n;;
See yah
fOX