RECAP [Draco is the new librarian assistant. Karen is suspended because she stole Draco's "stuff" (NOT THAT PERVERTS!) The chapter ended with Draco coming up with a plan to get his possessions back... but instead came up with an idea that made Ginny think he's the biggest pervert of Hogwarts...]
CHAPTER [four:: don't be so literal!]
A/N [OH NO! I UPDATED! finally!! i finally updated! yes... summer is coming... and this time i'll try to update this story more! maybe even secret santas... =] continued below...
"And you'll get suspended if you do that." McGonagall said.
"Oh, really..." Draco said, his eyebrows rising.
Ginny's face cringed at the sight of Draco sneaking to her bed. She shooke her head.
Madame Pince returned to the room. "At least do your duty of being quiet. Students complained of the Librarian Assistant disrupting their focus on their schoolwork. I know you can do a better job..."
"I'm a Slytherin... I'm not meant to behave properly." Draco replied, untying his apron. He had a very hard time trying to untie the knot behind his back due to his inability of being flexible in the arm. (but his arms are not stiff/super stiff!)
"Well, still. You should forget that you are a Slytherin and act like a true Librarian Assistant instead of harassing a student with your perversed thoughts. I heard that comment of you trying to sneak to her bed at night. It doesn't sound very pleasant for a LA to say. You've been a very great friend to the Library. There were the very rough times... and the very good times. The Library really appreciates that. Sadly, the memories have to come to an end. You're FIRED!" Madame Pince yelled. "Out! Out! Silly pervert! I knew you wouldn't do the job! Out!"
Draco ran out of the library with the apron still on. "She didn't even pay me well!" He muttered to himself. "How can Ginny's little friend be very obsessive with a Slytherin man?..."
Ginny, who was still in the Library, rolled Karen's note. As she was about to leave, the librarian called her name.
"I know... you'll have problems at night, but... will you be our Librarian Assistant?" Madame Pince asked.
"Uh... Sorry, but.. I... got other things to do." Ginny said politely.
Madame Pince nodded.
OPERATION DRACO TWO -- FAILED
OPERATION GINNY TWO -- COMPLETED (with success!)
Ginny knocked on the Suspension room wall that separated Karen from the "fun" side of Hogwarts. "Thanks to you, your little Dracie will haunt my bed at night. Also, you got the whole DRACO acronym wrong. It stands for—"
Karen screamed. "Help! My friend wants to rape me at night! HELP ME!" She pounded on the wall.
Ginny ran away as fast as she could. Instead of running fast, she bumped into Malfoy, fell, and embarassed herself in front of Mr. Perv.
"A bit clumsy, little one? I've always known that the Weasleys were not only poor in riches, but poor in EYESIGHT." Draco said laughing a little.
"A bit lost, Mr. Perv? Last time I checked... the stairs to the dungeons are four flights of stairs below, not above. Where exactly are you heading?" Ginny said.
"I thought you didn't have a watch?"
Ginny stood up. "Some things aren't very literal... you'd notice if you paid more attention."
"I thought you couldn't afford to pay 'Moore Attension.'" Draco remained on the floor.
"That's it Draco! If you want your stuff back, I'll go get them. It's not like I'm going to hug your pillow, brush with your toothbrush, wear your underwear... I'd rather choke by your tie around my neck!" She rushed to her dormitory and carried the bag of items that laid on top of her bed. (although it was wrapped in an invisibility cloak, Draco's tie was tied to close the sack.) She dragged the items to Draco, who waited very impatiently for her outside of the Fat Lady portrait. "Draco... there's something... I need to get off my chest...—DON'T MAKE A COMMENT ON HOW FLAT I AM! I've already had enough perverted comments from you already!"
"I wasn't going to... I was going to say that there isn't anything on your chest..." Draco said timidly.
Ginny's face turned red. "Stop acting like a dumb person! The only reason why I want to do this whole operation DRACO thing... is because my little obsessed friend Karen wants to change you so she can secretly date you... IF you fall in love with me... and change. But.. since i've become too lazy... I don't want to continue this stupid little DRACO thing... because... because... it's impossible. A Weasley can never love a Malfoy. A weasel can never befriend a dragon for it will eat it as prey. How can you love someone for who they are if you changed their personality to fit your liking? Basically, after all this... forgive her for stealing your stuff and love her. She's the only one who can truly love you for who you are...."
"Well, thanks for telling me that you're giving up... but I don't have any interest whatsoever on any of you Gryfindors... and I don't even know why I'm talking to you. I only have eyes for Pansy..."
"Stop lying Draco..." She turned to the Fat Lady.
"One more thing... what does DRACO stand for?" He finally asked, before he turned away.
"Don't rake a chicken and [an] olive." Ginny said.
"WHAT THE—?" As soon as Draco looked at the Fat Lady portrait, Ginny was gone.
"The meaning isn't as literal as you think it is..." The Fat Lady replied.
Ginny watched Draco walk down the stairs from the small opening left by the frame. "You'll never understand now... will you...?"
...i was going to make this the last chapter... due to my lack of interest of writing this story... but i figured... who caressssss... so here you go. fourth chapter! also this is supposed to be a surprise for my cousin who's been bugging me to update. so here's to you LAURA! oh... also there's a story out there with the same title... the main concept of the story is for harry to change draco (or so i think from skimming the first chapter) so don't confuse it with this story!! =] ok... time for thank yous!]
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LAURence : no you're not... draco dracos a lot.. you should go out more... =] J/K secret message [GTI DRACO DRACOED AW CAO] (now really... what kind of message is that??)
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A/N2: [sorry if it was a bit short... and weird...?]