Chapter 1: The Beginning
Conan16
"And we're rolling!" A director cried.
"Hi! And welcome back to 'Stacy's Talk show!' I'm your host, Stacy! Today we have with us today some very special guests. That's right! The Incredibles."
The crowed started to cheer.
Stacy turned to Mr. Incredible.
"So tell me a little about yourself Mr. I." She said.
"Well, most of you remember me from long ago." Mr. Incredible began, but you could hardly hear him.
"Uh, Mr. I your microphone is on upside down." Stacy pointed out.
Mr. Incredible grabbed it.
"It's funny really. I can do the impossible, but I can never get these blasted things to work right." He mumbled.
"Okay. So Elastigirl, you were once a hero long before the underground program as well?" Stacy asked.
"Of course. I mean you might not recognize me. You know, different suit, different hair style, but I'm still the same free spirited girl I was then... Just not so 'free' now that I have a family." Elastigirl explained.
"I see, and these three cuties in the matching suites next to you must be your kids." Stacy giggled.
"Is it that obvious?" Violet (AKA: Fade) asked sarcastically.
"Why, what's wrong Fade? You sound like you lost something important."
Fade looked at the ground.
"More like someone, Stacy." She replied.
"O...Kay. And you must be Rush." Stacy said walking over to Dash.
"Aren't you a little cutie." She giggled some more.
Rush blushed madly.
"T-T-Thank y-you." He stuttered.
"So, what's your super power?" Stacy asked.
Rush looked up.
"W-who me?" He asked.
"Uh-huh."
He started to blush even more.
"I run fast...Very fast..."
"Aww, you're a little camera shy aren't you? Now we'll move on to the last member of The Incredible family. He's also the youngest." Stacy turned to Jack-Jack.
"Hello Kid Incredible." She said in baby talk.
"Jack-Jack waved and giggled.
"Hi..." He replied.
"So what are your powers?"
Kid Incredible smiled real big.
"Oh no..." Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl said in unison.
Jack-Jack burst into flames, and ran at Stacy.
"Aaaahhhhhhh!" Stacy cried running of the set.
He went back to normal.
"bye bye." He said waving.
Later, The Incredibles were driving back home, under their secrete identity as the Parr family.
"I'm glad that's over." Violet mumbled.
"Why's that? It wasn't that bad." Helen replied.
"Are you kidding me? That blonde ditz was really getting on my nerves."
"Well Vi, she's a talk show hosts. They're all like that." Bob said.
Violet crossed her arms and leaned her head against the window.
Helen looked back at her.
"Vi... I know you're still upset because of Tony. But you can't let it get you down for so long." She said
Violet didn't say anything.
"Honey I promise you. The right boy for you is out there, and when you meet him, you'll know that it was meant to be."
"Yeah right..." Violet mumbled.
"The only boy who even talks to me now is Carol, and he's the biggest nerd in the whole high school. Did you know he has a crush on me, and Fade?"
Dash laughed.
"Maybe it's written in the stars that you two will get married someday." He joked.
"Shut up zit face."
Dash stopped laughing, and slumped down in his seat.
"I only have a few." He mumbled.
"I hate being this age."
Helen sighed.
"Dash, going through puberty is nothing to be ashamed of, everyone does around your age."
"That's not true. My friends are thirteen, and they don't have these problems."
"It happens to everyone at different ages sweetie. You were just one of the lucky ones who was picked first." Helen replied.
"I don't see how I'm so lucky." Dash mumbled.
Bob chuckled a bit.
"Yeah I hated puberty. It affected my superpowers too." He said.
"Really? Puberty never affected my powers, and it doesn't seem to have an affect on Violet's either." Helen replied.
Bob shrugged.
"It's different on everyone hon. I remember that it used to make my muscles very sore now and then. Plus sometimes I'd have these uncontrollable spasms, and accidentally punch through a wall or something." He explained.
Helen laughed.
"So was it one of those spasms of yours that made you drop that whole stack of dishes yesterday?" She asked.
"I told you it was because I slipped on that sponge you left on the floor." Bob grumbled.
Helen scoffed.
"Well excuse me." She said.
The rest of the drive home was pretty silent.
When they got home, Dash and Violet went inside, and Helen reached in the back to unbuckle Jack-Jack. But he was gone.
"Oh not again...Bob! Jack-Jack teleported out of his car seat again!" She cried.
Bob sighed and grabbed his keys.
"Well, let's go look for him then." He said. Then they heard laughing from the roof of their house. It was Jack-Jack.
"Hi!" He cried as he waved to a passing car.
"Well, at least he didn't get very far." Bob mumbled.
"Yeah, let's get him down, before the neighbors call the cops again." Helen said going for the ladder.
When Helen left, Bob grabbed the limb of a nearby tree, and used it to thrust himself towards the roof.
He landed next to Jack-Jack, picked him up, and jumped off.
When he landed, Helen was standing right next to him.
"I thought we agreed that no one would use their powers out of disguise." She said.
"I didn't use my powers." Bob replied in his defense.
"Yes you did, you used one of your fancy Mr. Incredible moves. I think that would qualify as using your powers."
"Oh c'mon. No one saw me, and it's better than leaving Jack-Jack up there while you took your time getting the ladder."
"I wasn't taking my time!" Helen argued. Then she sighed.
"Bob, maybe you should get another job. I mean, I know we're making enough money for our heroism acts, but when you're constantly at home with me things are just...Well."
"Well what?" Bob waited for her to finish.
"Well, you seem to be a little more destructive." Helen replied, changing her answer at the last minute.
Bob didn't say anything for a while. He handed Jack-Jack over to Helen, and turned to the door.
"I'll think about it." He mumbled.
Meanwhile, at another part of town. Lucius Best (AKA Frozone) and his wife, Honey, were discussing a very important topic.
"I just want to know what it's like. Is that really to much to ask?" Honey asked.
Lucius sighed.
"I'm sorry Honey, but we're a mid aged couple with so much to live for. We have a nice house, a great lifestyle, and good jobs. Do you really want to throw all that away just to have a baby?" Lucius asked.
Honey stood up.
"I...Guess not." She whispered going off into their bedroom.
Lucius snuck up and put his ear to the door.
He heard her crying.
"I really want to be a mother. Why is that so hard for Lucius to understand?" She asked herself.
Lucius went back to the living room and sat on the sofa.
He rubbed his forehead.
"Man, what's so great about having kids anyway?" He asked.
At that moment, the doorbell range as if it answered him.
He got up and answered it.
A teenaged girl, about Violet's age was standing there.
"Are you...Lucius Best?" She asked in a nervous voice.
"Yeah, that's me. Who are you?"
To Be Continued