A/N: Oh yeah, I don't 4Kids entertaiment . Which is obvious 'cuz if I did there wouldn't be a need to write this nonsense...I thought about writing previews for the next chapter, but since we're using lots of 4Kids references here, I won't write them. After all, 4Kids gets to take them out, so why can't I? Be happy. Oh yeah, the english dub of little kid Zolo's voice makes me laugh...I don't know why, it just does. I realize we're calling Zoro "Zolo", but don't forget we're talking about the dubbed here. We'll deal with that later, so no one hurt me.
CHAPTER EDIT: Fixed devil fruit to cursed fruit! Thanks Lady Aisu for pointing that out. I read the manga a lot more than I watch the dubbed, so sometimes I forget how different they are...() But as long as you guys can keep being here to correct me, all should be well!
Everyone was quiet, not to mention confused. AlliKat turned to Luffy and smiled.
"We'll save Sanji's voice and his cigarette! Don't worry!" AlliKat said cheerfully. Senka nodded to AlliKat.
"But you gotta let us join your crew afterwards! You just gotta! It's my dream to be a pirate, and yours is the only one I want to be part of! Any others just won't do..." She grinned back at Luffy. "So what do you say, Captain Monkey D. Luffy?"
"We don't even know who you two are!" Nami yelled at them since Luffy was just standing in silence. Senka and AlliKat looked surprised for a moment and then laughed.
"Sorry, sorry! I'm Senka the Shadow Alchemist-I can transmute anything. And this is my sister, AlliKat," Senka explained with a bow.
"I'm just like a cat!" AlliKat meowed.
"So what do you say Luffy? We'll help Sanji if you let us join your crew!" Senka offered once again.
"Wait, what's wrong with the stupid love cook?" Zolo asked. Zolo felt for a brief moment like that wasn't how he meant to say that sentence, like there was some crude word he wanted to use...but the feeling quickly passed. Sanji shot looks at Zolo angrily, and he wanted to yell out at him but found be couldn't because AlliKat had taken the liberty of holding her paw over his mouth.
"Don't talk!" AlliKat commanded at Sanji, who then mumbled something inaudible and went silent. She turned to Zolo. "What do you mean what's wrong with him! Come on...don't you find it creepy?"
"What's creepy?" Luffy asked, cocking his head.
"Yeah, what's creepy?" Usopp mimicked, also cocking his head.
"A 19 year old with a lollipop talking like some middle-aged man with a cold. You don't find this creepy?" Senka asked, and then sighed. "Of course you don't...Those cursed people have brainwashed you to think this is...normal. But it isn't...it really isn't." She shook her head sadly. AlliKat did the same and removed her paw from Sanji's mouth.
"What's wrong? Would you like something to eat? I can make the most wonderful food in the world, just for you two!" Sanji cried out.
"Sanji!" Nami yelled to him. Sanji turned to Nami and practically danced over to her.
"I'm sorry Nami, I did not forget you! I shall make you a lovely meal as well, your favorite even!" Sanji said. He attempted to say it sweetly, but with his voice...Senka looked at him, her lip quivering.
"Sanji...," she said weakly. He turned to her and then was surprised to see her bawling in tears again. "SANJI! WAHHHH!"
"Aw, what is wrong? Please do not cry...!" Sanji said, trying to comfort her. Hearing his voice, Senka only cried more. AlliKat patted her shoulder.
"It's okay...," AlliKat soothed. "Think of something happy...like Little Zolo's voice."
"Little Zolo?" Senka sniffled. Suddenly her face turned to a smile, then a small laugh, then laughter, than uncontrollable laughter that she couldn't control. Then AlliKat had an idea.
"Sanji!" she cried out. As soon as she said that, Senka started crying again. "Little Zolo!" Senka went into a laughing fit again. "Sanji!" Tears. "Little Zolo!" Laughter. AlliKat pointed to Senka and laughed. "This is fun."
"Wow, I want to try!" Luffy said excitedly. "Sanji!" Senka cried..."Little Zolo!" Senka laughed..."Sanji!" Tears..."Little Zolo!" More laughter..."This is fun!" Usopp then joined in and did the same.
"Why do I feel like I'm being made fun of?" Zolo grumbled to himself.
"You're all such idiots...," Nami sighed. "At least they fit in..."
"I think I know whose meals to take the sugar out of tonight...," Sanji sweatdropped. (which made Senka cry without Luffy, Usopp, or AlliKat having to say anything.) Suddenly they heard a loud yell some ways away. They turned to see a large ship coming up to them.
"The Navy!" Zolo growled between his teeth and clutching his swords. Sanji also glared out at the ship, but said nothing. Nami yelled at the ridiculous pairs about the Navy coming. The four suddenly all snapped to attention.
"Oh no!" Usopp cried.
"I wonder if they want to fight?" Luffy thought out loud.
"Eh? Navy? I thought it was the marines...?" Senka said, oblivious to the danger.
"That's what I thought too...," AlliKat agreed, scratching her head. "Hm..." The navy ship came up to them and one of the same voices from before yelled out to them.
"Pirate ship! Whose your captain? Speak your name," a man yelled coldly. Luffy immediately stepped forward, and then Usopp did too.
"I am the captain! I'm Monkey D. Luffy," Luffy yelled back.
"I am Usopp!" Usopp shouted, which made Luffy twitch but he didn't say anything.
"No 'great captain Usopp'?" AlliKat whispered to Senka.
"Hm...how disappointing," Senka whispered back. The navy officer crossed his arms and glared at Luffy, and smirked.
"I'm sorry, Pirate Captain, but today isn't your day," the navy officer smiled evilly, pulling a gun out and pointing it at Luffy. "Good day." He fired the gun and then started to laugh, thinking he absolutely brilliant. But of course, he felt great shock when Luffy simply bounced it back (which got cheers from Senka and AlliKat).
"Man, I hate being shot...," Luffy said to himself.
"Who in the world are you!" The navy screamed in both shock and rage.
"I'm a rubber man!" Luffy grinned, stretching out his cheek like he usually does.
"I don't care who you are, but...," the navy officer began. ("You're the one who asked," Zolo sighed.) The officer pointed at them angrily. "You're going to be injured! Men, attack!" Senka and AlliKat looked at each other.
"We're not going to be killed?" AlliKat said questioningly.
"They must have messed with them too," Senka said with a growl. They were ruining everything...
"If it's a fight they want...," Sanji scowled.
"Then let's give it to them!" Zolo glared, unsheathing his swords. Sanji, Zolo, and Luffy all prepared for a fight while Usopp and Nami snuck off to wait until they finished. The three were prepared to charge...
"WAIT!" Senka and AlliKat yelled together, making everyone stop and look at them.
"We should do this fight, Luffy!" Senka shouted.
"Yes, we should prove our value to you!" AlliKat added. Both had determined looks in their eyes-ones that Luffy couldn't argue with.
"Okay," Luffy nodded, and then stood to watch. Zolo and Sanji reluctantly followed suit and decided to simply watch. Senka and AlliKat grinned.
"Okay, AlliKat, ya ready!" Senka smiled to her sister.
"Of course," she nodded. "The usual, I presume?"
"Wouldn't expect anything else..." Senka and AlliKat both raced towards the railing. Simultaneously they jumped onto the railing, and then onto the Navy ship. As AlliKat began to fall down amongst the Navy men, her claws suddenly grew out long. She started to attack using her long claws like swords. Senka clapped and as she landed put her hand on the ground, where she then pulled up a wooden sword from what seemed like no where. Though she couldn't cut them from anything other than splinters, she was still able to knock them down. They both fought well and brought them all down, leaving only the one who'd started the fight left.
"You can get him," Senka smiled to her sister, who nodded happily.
"A cat?" he said, unamused and raising an eyebrow. "Don't think I will be as easy as them." He drew a sword and ran towards her. She charged as well, but the man was quicker and slashed her across the stomach.
"Ow!" AlliKat yelled as she flew onto the ground. She struggled to sit up, but then made a strange realization.
"I'm not bleeding...there isn't even a scratch!" she mused to herself, and then grinned and stood up, ready to fight again. "You can't hurt me, I'm invincible!" With that, they continued their fight. AlliKat jumped up and behind him, and then slashed him in the back. He fell to the ground a moment later, and AlliKat got up and smirked. "Not even a scratch or a drop of blood and they lost...Sad."
"Let me finish this," Senka said to her sister.
"Alrighty, I'll get out of the way." AlliKat then ran to the railing and used it to jump back to the Merry Go. Senka than clapped again and put her hand on the wood. The water started to glow for a brief moment and move restlessly before a giant hand formed of water shot through the middle of the ship, making it crack in half. Senka stood on the hand, and after the hand completed it's attack it began to fall down to become the gentle sea again. Senka let it bring her down some before jumping back on the ship.
"How'd we do?" Senka asked cheerfully. They were all gaping at them in amazement, but then snapped out of it.
"Wowww, that was amazing!" Luffy exclaimed. "You should join our crew!"
"Idiot, that's why they came here!" Nami yelled at him, but then smiled to the two girls. "That was impressive."
"You two aren't amateurs," Usopp nodded.
"Did you guys eat the Cursed Fruit?" Zolo asked.
"Nope," the two said together, shaking their heads, and then turned to Luffy grinning wildly.
"Luffy, we'll join! Just as soon as we save Sanji...," Senka cried out happily.
"Yayyyy!" AlliKat cheered.
"I'll make a feast to celebrate your marvelous victory, my loves! Nothing could please me more than you satisfy your hungers!" Sanji said with the usual hearts in his eyes. As to be expected, Senka immediately started crying her eyes out. An awkward silence went throughout the ship...
"Oh, are you alright? We should bandage that, you're losing a lot of blood!" Nami said suddenly to AlliKat. Everyone looked at AlliKat, and Senka stopped crying to look too.
"I'll get bandages!" Luffy cried out, running to the storage room, while Zolo went to find a spot to sleep.
"Me too!" Usopp said, following Luffy.
"Ah, my poor love, wounded in battle! I'll start on your meal right away!" Sanji cried as he ran off to the kitchen. Senka for once did not start to cry-she was too confused. AlliKat was confused too. She looked down at her shirt, which had no blood on it. Sure, the shirt was a little dusty, but there wasn't even a cut in it...
"I'm not bleeding...I'm not even cut!" AlliKat said, bewildered.
"Is there such thing as invisible blood?" Senka asked AlliKat, who shook her head.
"What are you talking about? You're bleeding like crazy!" Nami yelled out.
"I'm not bleeding...," AlliKat tried again, wondering if they all had bad eyesight.
"I think she's fine," Senka added. Luffy and Usopp then returned with lots of bandages.
"I got the bandages Nami!" Luffy yelled, handing the half of the bandages he had to Nami.
"I got them too!" Usopp said loudly, giving Nami his half of the bandages.
"We'll stop the bleeding in no time," Nami smiled kindly.
"I'M NOT BLEEDING!" AlliKat screamed, while Senka shouted, "SHE'S NOT BLEEDING!"