A/N: This chapter's short, sorry! (sweatdrop) I'm sorry if some characters I sort of don't give much lines to, but that's either because I don't like them as much or I don't know what to do with them. If there's any OOC moments, woopsie. I'm glad you guys are enjoying it so far, your comments are motivating! I already know how this is going to end, so yay. Oh, yeah, in case anyone is curious...Senka is based off me and AlliKat is based off my sister. And sadly, we are a lot like them only without all the coolness. (sweatdrop)
To AlliKat's dismay, she was forced to be bandaged even though she had no wound. Senka managed to build somewhat of an immunity to Sanji's voice. She no longer cried when he spoke, but she would twitch or cringe-whichever happened first. Soon dinner was called and everyone cheerfully gathered in the kitchen to eat, Luffy screaming about meat his whole run there.
"Ah, today's meal is sugar-free, but still delicious in every way!" Sanji proclaimed, giving out the meals and drinks.
"Sugar free!" AlliKat whined.
"That's a crime against humanity!" Senka twitched, then noticed Zolo contently drinking in the corner. "What ya drinking there?"
"Water," Zolo said simply.
"WATER!" Senka and AlliKat yelled together.
"Where's the alcohol!" AlliKat asked eagerly.
"Yeah! Luffy, I thought pirates were supposed to be all fun and you don't have any alcoholic beverages!" Senka inquired anxiously. Neither of them were drinkers themselves, but still...
"Um...we have grape juice," Luffy replied, and then turned to Sanji. "Sanji, I want more meat!"
"No cigarettes, no blood, no alcohol, and no sugar...they're worse than I thought," Senka grumbled to her sister. "If we don't do something soon, we'll die before we even find the evildoers responsible!"
"But Senka...the evildoers have made us invincible, we can't die," AlliKat said thoughtfully. "And besides, there is sugar." Senka perked up and looked at her sister eagerly.
"Sugar! Where!" AlliKat pointed slowly to the opposite side of the room where there was a huge bag of sugar sitting in the corner, just begging to be opened..."Aw, we gotta get it!"
"I'll get it if you distract them," AlliKat grinned evilly. Senka nodded, an idea already forming in her mind...
"So where are we heading?" Senka asked to Nami.
"Well, we we're going to the Grand Line of course. We should be reaching an island soon we can stop at for a little while," Nami smiled.
"It's a good thing you're navigator, Nami. Zolo would get us completely lost...," Senka grinned. Zolo glared at her, twitching.
"What are you trying to say...!" he said hotly.
"I'm saying...you can't tell a river from a road," Senka answered coolly.
"You're-!" Zolo started to yell, but got a swift kick in the head from Sanji.
"Don't talk badly to a lady, stupid swordsman," Sanji glared. Zolo's anger immediately switched to Sanji, and before anyone knew it they were arguing like crazy. Luffy took the opportunity to swipe Zolo's food, Usopp watched nervously, and Nami just sighed and tried to ignore them. Senka smiled, everything was going perfectly...
AlliKat crouched down on the ground and started to sneak up to her prey, the sugar. She was getting so close she swear she could taste the sugar on her tongue. She checked back to see that they were busy, and then quickly pounced on the sugar. After grabbing the bag, she raced back to the table and plopped the bag in front of her-which got everyone at the table's attention. Using one of her claws she ripped open the top of the back.
"Go AlliKat! Go, go, go, go, go, go!" Senka cheered as AlliKat poured half the bag of sugar on her plate and then half on Senka's plate. Zolo and Sanji finally stopped bickering and looked over at what they were doing.
"What...?" Sanji said slowly, at a loss for words after seeing the huge pile of sugar on both they're plates that they were quickly spooning down.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Zolo yelled. Senka licked her spoon, AlliKat seemed to chew on hers.
"Sorry, but we need the sugar," AlliKat apologized.
"If it's any consolation, the sugar is very good," Senka smiled as she took another spoonful of sugar. "It needed to be done...for the love of sugar."
"For the love of...sugar?" Everyone sweatdropped, except Luffy who was busy taking everyone's food.
"Sanji, more meat!" Luffy whined after taking almost everyone's food.
"Sanji, more sugar!" AlliKat and Senka whined together, finishing off their plates.
"That was the last of the sugar, there isn't any more...," Sanji sighed in frustration, then turned to yell at Luffy. "Why do you need more meat, you already ate everyone's!"
"But I'm still hungry...," Luffy said slowly.
"If you hadn't made us sugar-deprived, we wouldn't have had to take all the sugar," AlliKat replied.
"You didn't have to use all the sugar...!" Sanji said loudly, trying not to yell at them. They were ladies, after all, and he was a gentleman.
"Relax Sanji, we can buy more on the next island," Nami said, and Sanji looked at her with hearts in his eyes.
"Of course Nami! Anything for you!"
"Hm? What's this? You'll do anything for Nami, but you won't give us just simple sugar?" Senka said, eying him suspiciously. "The smell of...favoritism is in the air..."
"Eh...? Ah, no! I'd do anything for you too, Senka!"
"What about me!" AlliKat cried.
"Eh! Of course, of course! I'd do anything for you too!"
"You can't do anything for all of us...you gotta pick one!" Senka said, crossing her arms.
"Pick...one...?" Sanji gulped, and Senka nodded. Nami raised an eyebrow, Senka looked away, and AlliKat was trying to balance her spoon on her nose. "Uh..."
"Sanji, meat!"
