Enter the Smoothie Shop of Humor

by nekogirltheanimefreak

The title explains it all. 1 smoothie shop. Random people from animes. Sousuke blowing things up. Yep I would say this is interesting. No pairings but a lot of randomness.

1. SSOH pt 1

Disclaimer: Does it look like I own anything from this story? ( maybe just the stupidity.)

Me: Hello Cleveland! -crickets chirp- Whatever...anyway like I wasn't saying, I'm making aforth story for my stupidity level! Yip, Yip, Hurray! Okay so it's not that great but hey oh well! Well the DN crew are in a Smoothie shop, includes: Daisuke, Dark, Krad, Satoshi, Risa, Riku, and Wiz! And some other people from random animes. Now on with the story peoples!

P.S: This is old story redone because of the submitting rules of not having chat/script writing.

Chapter 1: Enter the Smoothie Shop of Humor

-Dark walks into the shop with a sheepish grin on his face.-

-Daisuke follows behind Dark.- "Hi Riku, Risa!"

-Riku looks up from magazine.- "Oh hey Daisuke."

-Risa has hearts in eyes- "Darrkkk!" - jumps him-

"Get away you freak!" -Dark pushes her off-

Just then Yugi walks in. ( From: Yu-gi-oh.)

-Risa has stars in her eyes- "Oh my god he's so kawaii!" - jumps Yuugi-

"Ahh! Get off me!" -Yugi tries to crawl out of Risa's grip-

"Never! I'm going to add you to my collection of kawaiiness! Mwahahaha!" -Risa yelled as she had fire in the background.-

-Riku tries to pull Risa off Yugi- "Get off of Yugi Risa! He's a paying customer!"

-Risa hangs on even tighter- "Nooo! Neverrr!"

Just then another person walks in and it's Kaname! ( Full Metal Panic)

"Hey did you guys see..."- looks at the ground where Risa, Riku, and Yugi were.- "Sorry for interrupting anything a-heh." -Kaname backs away slowly then hears a building blowing up.- "Sousuke!" -charges out the room.-

Just then Inuyasha walks in with Shippo clinging to him. (Inu-Yasha)

"Get off me you brat!" -Inuyasha shakes Shippo of his leg.-

-Shippo starts crying-

-Risa looks at the fox boy- "OH MY GOD! He's cuter than Daisuke and Yugi put together! Must. Add. To. Collection!" -glomps Shippo.-

"Ahhh!" -Shippo starts to be dragged off by Risa.-

-Inuyasha runs after them.- "Hey come back here! I ain't done wailing on him!"

-Riku reads magazine again.- "There goes two more customers."

There was a loud BOOM then Sousuke walks in. (Full Metal Panic)

-Sousuke runs to Riku- "Excuse me miss, do you have a paper fan I can borrow?"

-Riku grabs fan- "Sure, knock yourself out."

"Thanks!" - Sousuke takes fan and starts hitting himself with it until he knocks himself unconscious.-

"Damn I need a new job." -Riku keeps reading magazine.-

Kaname then bursts through the door again.

"SOUSUKE!" -Kaname stomps to Sousuke.-

-Sousuke still unconscious.-

-Kaname drags him out.-

Just then Ed and Al walks in. (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Brother please!" -Al tries to calm Ed.-

"I'm gonna kill Mustang!" -Ed walked up to the counter.-

"Hey armor guy, who's the short stuff?" -Riku points down at Ed.-

"WHO YOU CALLING TO SMALL TO SEE THAT YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE EVEN IF I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!" -Ed blew out smoke-

-Riku held her hands up defensively- "Relax I didn't say any of that."

-Al & Ed leave.-

Just then Aang walks in with Katara ( Avatar: The last airbender)

"I should get a discount! I'm the avatar for peeks sake!" -Aang shouted.-

"Hey can we please have a smoothie?" -Katara asked sweetly.-

"All right. Krad!" -Riku yelled.-

"What!" -Krad called from other room.-

-Riku turned the page in her magazine.- "Make these people a strawberry smoothie!"

-Krad comes out the back room.- "Would you like anything else?" - you can tell he's irritated.-

-Katara smiled.- "No that's all please."

"I want a Avatar discount." -Aang pointed his index finger accusingly.-

"We don't have a Avatar discount." - Krad's eyebrow twitches.-

-Aang shot a death glare.-"What! I'll stick my foot in yo-"

-Katara hands money over.- "We'll pay fully."

-Krad makes smoothies then hands it to them.-

-Dark started to whine.- "Hey I want a free smoothie!" -whines more.-

"You have to pay for it fool." -Krad goes into back room.-

-Dark follows with a weird grin-

"Hey get away ya weirdo!" -Krad yells from other room.-

-Dark attacks him and starts drawing on his face with strawberry mixing.- "Hahahahahaha!"

"I'm gonna kill YOU!" -Krad grabs a butter knife-

-Dark backs away slowly- "K-Krad I w-was just p-p-" - runs out the door before he could finish his sentence.-

"Get back here you SICK TORMENTED WEIRDO!" - Krad chases after him.-

Just then Conan walks through the door with Rachael. (case closed)

"I want that Rachael!" -Conan points to 'banana rush' smoothie.-

"All rig..h..t." - Rachael looks around at the store- What happened here?

-Riku never looks up from magazine- "First Risa glomps Yugi then Shippo, Sousuke blew something up which led to Kaname trying to kill him, Aang wanted a discount, Dark played a trick on Krad, Krad chases him with a butter knife then you come into the store asking what happens."

-Rachael eyes widened.- "Um...we'll just go to the other smoothie shop..run Conan." -they sprint out the store.-

-Riku sighs.- "There goes another one."

-Daisuke peeks out behind the counter- "Is Risa gone?"

"Yeh Daisuke, she's gone."

Just then Satoshi walks in with Wiz on his head.

"Is this your rabbit?" -Satoshi holds Wiz in front of Daisuke's face.-

-Daisuke blushes- "Heh, It is."

"Hey Sato." -Riku waves hi.-

"Hey Riku." -Sato tosses Wiz to Daisuke.-

-Risa comes in panting.- "I didn't...know...Inuyasha can...run like...that."

-Inuyasha comes out of nowhere and grabs Risa.-

-Risa yelped.-

"Hmm...Risa needs to get a new hobby." -Riku turns page in magazine.-

-Daisuke and Sato nod.-

Just then Goku walks through the door ( Dragon Ball Z)

-Goku looks at menu- "I'll take the 'Kame Hame Ha' mix."

"All right." -Riku goes into the back room.-

Just then Sousuke walks in again with the fan.

-Sousuke looks left and right.- "Where did that Ms. Harada go off to?"

-Riku comes out with the shake and hands it to Goku- "Here you go sir."

"Thanks! -Goku gives money then leaves.-

"Thank-you miss for lending me this fan, now I must take my leave." -Sousuke sprints out.-

"This Day gets weirder and weirder. I'm closing the shop."-Riku flips the closed sign- "Everybody out!" -no one hears her so grabs a megaphone.- "I SAID EVERYBODY OUT!" -everybody gets blown outside from the loud waves.- "I really hope there isn't a tomorrow to this."

Me: How was that? It was fun to make and I think it's funny. I'll let you decide whether or not if it's funny. So let me know at the review spot! OR I'LL BLOW YOU AWAY WITH MY LOUD VOICE LIKE THIS!

You: -get blown away-

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