The character's opinions on the sixth book...MAJOR SPOILERS!


Christy: Well, what do you have to say for yourselves?

CAST: ...

Harry: It was unexpected. Who knew I liked Ginny?

Ginny: Millions of people who get on fanfiction are so happy now...

Lavender: Wonny!

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Lavender: What did I do?

Christy: You're the new Cho. Nobody's going to care about you.

Hermione: Okay, I was confused, I know I like Ron, but are we together?

Ron: I can't tell.

Christy: Me neither, so...Sirius?

Sirius: Still dead.

Dumbledore: I cannot believe I was killed off.

Christy: OMG! I KNOW! I was thinking it would be Ron or somebody else!

Dumbledore: At least a lot of people are sad now...

Christy: If it weren't for other people being around I would've cried!

Dumbledore: Everyone should weep for me!

Voldemort: Hey! At least you were in the book! I didn't even make an appearance!

Christy: Wah. So Fred and George, I was pleased with your buisness.

Fred: Of course. Buisness is booming!

George: It just wouldn't be a book without us!

Christy: Right well anyway...Snape I loath you.

Snape: Should I care?

Christy: YES OR I WILL SELL YOU ON EBAY. AND NOBODY WOULD BUY YOU!

Everyone: BOOOOOO!

Christy: Okay now, Lupin and Tonks...didn't see that comming.

Lupin: I like to keep things under wraps.

Tonks: Well, he's just so cute when he's maliciously tearing people to shreds.

Christy: Mmmhmm.Can't object to that. Let's see...Bill...sorry about you being ugly and all now.

Bill: mmmmhmmmwwwmm.

Fleur: my poor baby jus' can'ot take it enymore.

Christy: Right...still hate you...Malfoy...as much as I loath you...couldn't help feeling sorry for you in the bathroom.

Malfoy: My fangirls will support me.

Christy: I dunno...it really bothered me that you stomped on Harry's face, I mean, "ouch!"

Malfoy: He deserved it.

Christy: And OMG Harry since when have you become so bloody violent?

Harry:...uhh...teen angst?

Christy: Any other day...but I mean come on now...that was really violent to do to Malfoy.

Harry: I totally blame Snape for that.

Christy: I suspected him whenever he was asking about your copy of the potions book but I didn't really think it was him.

Harry: I totally blame him for everything.

Christy: ME TOO! YOU KILLED DUMBLEDORE YOU COWARD!

Snape: Don't call me a coward!

Christy: I'll call you whatever I like. Now SHUT UP!

Annoying dude that was replacement keeper once: Hey! What about me?

Christy: What about you?

Annoying dude that was replacement keeper once: I'm important too right?

Christy: Not important enough for me to go look up your name.

Ron: Loser

Hermione: So are me and Ron together or what?

Christy: I DON'T KNOW! QUIT ASKING! ahem, So any ideas about what's instored for us in the next books.

Ron: Wow. I hope I don't die.

Christy: I going to be that you do and you fuel Harry's angst. By now, he's one depressed dude.

Harry:...life sucks.

Christy: Well...only time will tell...and then...we'll have our last interview...and the final book of JK's twisted plot twisting twister of a world...full of the word twist.