Disclaimer: Whatever! I don't own it!
Me: My second chappy to the saga of the smoothie shop of humor. Dang I'm good. I am so tired though, last night I had to clean my room..Dun, Dun, Dun. We have a special guest on this chapter too. This is Menoumaru from House of Manipulation. Read that story it's awesome! This story is short sentences by the way. Anyway here's the next chapter. On with the story peoples!
Note: Menoumaru asked me a long time ago so I can see if she doesn't remember.
Title: Smoothie Shop of Humor pt. 2
Riku walks into the shop and flips the sign to open. "Please let this not be like yesterday."
Dark walks into the shop. "Am I always the first one here?"
Krad also walks in. "Maybe you don't have a life so you always stay here."
Dark forms a tick mark. "WHAT WAS THAT!"
Krad raises a eyebrow. "Don't get so worked up about it."
Dark cools down. "Whatever." He goes into the back room.
"Payback." Krad follows Dark into the back room with a delightful grin.
Dark stares. O.O "Get away!"
Krad takes whip cream and covers Dark's whole face. "Mwhahahahaha! Victory is mine!"
Dark snatches another bottle of whip cream and sprays Krad. "Now who has the last laugh! Mwahahahahahaha!"
Krad being the genius that he is, grabs two bottles! "Die Dark!" He sprays Dark with it.
Dark runs out the building screaming as Krad follows him.
Just then Menoumaru walks in. (One of the people who asked to be in this. Look below for details on how to be in the next one.)
Menoumaru grins. "I'm the new worker here, nice to meet you!" holds out hand.
"Nice to meet you too." Riku shakes hands with her.
Just then Sesshomaru walks in. (Inu-Yasha)
Menoumaru goes wide eyes. "Must. Resist. Cuteness. Ah who I'm I kidding?" glomps Sesshomaru.
Just then yami Marik and yami Bakura walk in. (Yu-gi-oh)
Bakura looks down at Menoumaru and Sesshi (heh-heh). "What the heck is going on in here!"
Menoumaru and Sesshi looks up.
Sesshomaru's eye twitches once. "This girl comes out of nowhere and glomps me. I shall kill her." takes out sword and points it at her head.
Menoumaru went wider eyes. "Better think of something quick!" She snaps her fingers getting an idea. She uses her loud screaming voice to blow them away.
"Not again." Riku takes out new magazine because the other one was blown away and reads it.
Just then Roy Mustang walks in (Full Metal Alchemist.)
Roy comes in panting. "Have you seen short blonde kid about four feet high?"
Riku never looks up from magazine. "He was here yesterday."
"I knew it!" Roy then leaves.
Riku yawned. "Weird...I wonder where Risa is?"
Just then Risa walks in with bruises.
Risa comes in panting. "Inuyasha...tied me up...to a tree...last night."
Riku starts sarcastically. "Good for you!" then turns page in magazine.
Daisuke hides behind Riku for fear of being glomped by Risa.
Riku sees Daisuke hiding behind her so shimmers to the left so Risa could see him. "Heh-heh."
Risa starts getting stars in eyes. "Daisuukkee!" she glomps him.
"Hey look Risa! There's Dark!" Daisuke points to something purple.
Risa's stars change into hearts. "Get him!" glomps it.
Menoumaru glared daggers at Risa. "Hey I saw him first! Mine, mine, mine! Mwhahahahahaha!" glomps both of them.
Just then Kenshin walks in (Rurouni Kenshin)
Kenshin looks down at the three. "Umm...can I have a smoothie?"
"Sure." Riku goes into the back room.
BOOM!
Riku turned red with anger. "Dark! What did you do to the smoothie maker!" she charges out the room to chase down Dark.
Kenshin sighed. "I'm guessing I don't get my smoothie." leaves to go to another smoothie shop.
Menoumaru stared at the thing she pounced. "Hey! This isn't Dark! Get back here Daisuke!" starts chasing after Daisuke.
Just then Satoshi with Wiz on his head again walks in.
Satoshi looks around the shop. "What is wrong with these people?"
"Kyu?"
Daisuke runs right into Sato and blushes. "Sorry! Got to go!" he said panting as he got up and starts running again.
Menoumaru gets a dozen eggs from somewhere. "Get back here!" she yelled still chasing Dai.
Satoshi gets megaphone. "STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Everyone stops what there doing and looks in Satos direction.
Satoshi puts megaphone down. "Everybody out!"
Everyone looks at him like he's crazy and starts doing what they were doing in the first place.
Satoshi gets mad. "Grrr..."grabs megaphone again. "OUT!"
Everyone gets blown away.
Satoshi: "This shop better not be open tomorrow." Leaves the shop in hopes of there not being a tomorrow.
Me: Ha! I just read over part 1 to this and it was hilarious! Don't know about this one though..you'll have to review and tell me what you think.I promise the next chapter will be funny. Real random, but random equals funny right? If you'd like to be in the next chapter then you'll have to say it in the review spot. Let me no or ...YOU'LL BE BLOWN AWAY AGAIN!
You: -get blown away again-
Details on how to become a star on the next SSOH:
1. give your nickname you want to go by as. Example: Nekogirltheanimefreak! (My name, no takie.)
2. I need your gender you know female/male.
3. Do you want to be a nutcase or calm like Sato?
4. Who do like to glomp/pounce? From random animes or this one.
5. What does your character look like? ex: She has red hair and gold eyes and wears a high-tech robo suit.
6. Give me additional information on your character if needed. Ex: My character has green hair and is always sugar high and has a 84 shotgun and flamethrower.
Me: It's 4:13 a.m and I'm going to a concert tomorrow at the silver dome (I think that's where.) at 3 p.m so I need to get some sleep because I have to wake up extra early so Bye-O :D
