Title: Weird story of Riku
Title chapter: INSANE! EVERYONE IS INSANE!
Warning: Craziness, more craziness oh did I mentioned huge craziness? And ofcourse insulting, bad language, and character death maybe more... ((Sweatdrops))
Disclaimer: THANK GOD ON THIS TIME THAT I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! So no I don't own it...
A/N: Kurayami: This time it'll be Ayashii helping me! Show him some love he's new in the game.. ((Angelic face))
Ayashii: Don't mind her I am not new in the game, stupid baita. ((Glares at Kurayami who is grining innocent.))
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(( We see Riku still running away for Ansem and Maleficent.))
Riku: No! I can't be possesed again! ((Drops to knees breathing heavily. Finally looks up and sees a men with very very blonde hair.))
: You yeh you yoh! Your SQUALL!
Riku: ((Finally notice it's Seifer.)) Fuck of i'm not Squall you idiot! I have white hair you moron! Beep! And Beep! beep beep beep! White long hair and aquatic color eyes!
Seifer: ((Narrows his eyes and finally shrugs.)) Shit men your right...
Riku: Shouldn't you go back to Ultimecia?
Seifer: ((Looks up in horror.)) She's gonna kill me men! I told her she was a bitch! Shit i'm gonna die!
Riku: Then go fuck Rinoa and Squall will find you! Besides your not an KH character! ((Seifer nods satisfied and dissapears)) What the the Hell is going on here? Jezus Christ have aliens possesed them? ((Walks further muttering about injustice then all of a sudden a boy with a long braid pops out out of no-where.)) Who the fuck are you!
: ((Looks at Riku and starts to laugh like a maniac.)) I'm the great Shinigami and i'll kick you to Hell! Mwuahahahahahahhaaha!
Riku: ((Looks at the boy and sighs desperatly.)) Who the fuck are you?
: ((Grabs a scythe and smiles.)) I'm Duo Maxwell the God of Death!
Riku: Look I don't have time! Go back to Gundam Wing.
Duo: ((Glares at Riku.)) Your being mean! I'll go tell Heero and he'll kill you!
((Sobs)) You'll be punished! ((Dissapears.))
Riku: ...Well he IS gone... ((Shrugs while walking further.))
Yuna: ((Comes by singing a 1000 words.)) Oh a thousand words call out through the ages, they'll fly to you even know I can't see!
Riku: ((All the glasses around break.)) Gods stop! ((Swings his blade to Yuna chopping her head of... Yuna dies... DUH!))
Tidus: ((jumps up out of nowhere)) Yuna noooo! My only love!
Riku: ((Grins wickedly and pierces his blade through Tidus' heart.)) Finally! I killed him! MWUAHAHAHAHAH! ((Coughs nervously and walks further leaving kid Tidus and Yuna lying on the ground and starts whistling innocently when cops come..))
Cop: Young boy have you seen the killer of those two people?
Riku: ((Looks at them.)) Your looking at him. ((Summons blade and kills the
cops.)) Can't I have a normal evening without Sora telling me his eternal love? Without people bothering me? Without killing people? Although I liked that part.
Sora: ((Runs to Riku now fully clean.)) Riku! Where's Kairi?
Riku: ((Gulps)) Uh. She's dead...
Kurayami: Aaaah noooooooooooo! How incredibly sad, not!
Ayashii: KURAYAMI!
Kurayami: SHARP STUFF AND BLOOD THIS IS MY STORY AND MY RULES!
Ayashii: KURAYAMI!
Kurayami: Okay okay...
Sora: ((Looks at Riku in relief.)) Thank God! She has been stalking me for weeks!
Kurayami: Owhhhhhhhhh that's not nice bad Kairi!
Ayashii: KURAYAMI DAMN IT!
Kurayami: WHAT I DON'T LIKE HER!
Ayashii: KURAYAMI DAMN YOU!
Kurayami: SHARP STUFF AND BLOOD RULEZZZ!
Ayashii: -.-;;;; hopeless...
Sora: ((Embraces Riku kissing him full on the mouth.)) Finally we can be together!
Ayashii: ((Looks at the two in surprise.)) o.O;; now i've seen everything i'll go shoot myself... ((We hear a big bang.))
Kurayami: Uh Ayashii? Uh... oops I didn't do a thing... ((Kurayami walks away whistling innnocently.)) Ne anyway.. Heheh voices can't die. He's not gonna be pleased with that!
Riku: ((Starts blushing.)) Sora not in public!
Sora: Let's go back to your house! I hope your dad isn't at home.
Riku: ((Shrugs)) He jumped of a cliff. I think he's dead. It was his own fault, he used my drugs again.
Sora: ((Looks at him.)) He's dead? Terrrific! Now he can't fuck my mother anymore!
Riku: ((Glares at Sora.)) WHAT?
Ayashii: ((Has been brough back to live mysteriously)) KURAYAMI!
Kurayami: What? I like it and how did you got revived?
Ayashii: ((Points at Darius)) HIM! he helped me a bit.
Kurayami: TRAITOR! NOW YOU SHALL DIE BY SHARP STUFF AND I'LL HAVE ALL YOUR BLOOD!
Darius: Terrific... But i'm not in the mood for that ((Dissapears))
Kurayami: COWARD!
Ayashii: Heheh...
Sora: Uh... never mind Riku let's go to your home.
Ember: Whahahahahahahahahahahahaha gosh i'm gonna get myself killed here. ((Looks around and sees two dogs coming towards her growling madly)) AHHHHH!
Riku: Yeah your right, screw our parents sweetheart. ((Kisses Sora.))
Sora: Oh you love me! ((Giggles soft.))
Shuyin: ((Pops up out of nowhere with Vegnagun)) LENNE! ((Kills Sora on his way))
Riku: NOOOOO! My drug lover! ((Grabs Sora and shakes him while crying out loud.)) Now we can never share drugs anymore! Now we can never kiss again!
Ayashii: There no more Shounen-ai!
Kurayami: HEY! ((Thinks of something)) Oh Darius if you revive Sora I will see what I can to let Osore like you!
Me: THAT'S CHEATING! ((Growls))
Kurayami: I KNOW! ((Smiles))
Mysterious voice of KH: And now he'll be my slave forever! Mwuahahaha.
Riku: ((glares around.)) No he's my bitch!
Kurayami: Will you Darius?
Darius: ((Smiles wicked)) Well... okay! ((Revives Sora))
Kurayami: YAY!
Sora: ((Jumps up.)) You really love me! ((Hugs Riku and they both walk further.))
Kuja&Seymour: ((Walk in argueing about who's the most prettiest of them two.))
Seymour: I'm telling you i'm the prettiest! Kuja!
Kuja: No your not! The girls say i'm the prettiest with my two forms, red haired and whitehaired!
Kuja&Seymour: ((Both glare at eachother and mutters.))
Sora: Riku! It's Kuja and Seymour!
Riku: o.O;;;; How do you know?
Sora: ((Shrugs)) I see them in the strip club a lot of times.
Riku: ((Jaws drop.)) . You see them WHERE!
Sora: Strip club. ((Looks calmly at Riku.))
Kuja: Ow hi my young spiky haired friend. How are you today? ((Walks over to Sora and gently strikes his own hair.))
Seymour: Tell me who's the prettiest of us two?
Sora: ((Looks at Kuja and then at Seymour.)) You have to give Seymour some advice Kuja your the prettiest.
Seymour: ((Starts crying.))
Kuja: Oh my love don't cry! I'll give you some great advices. ((Kuja hugs Seymour and they both walk away.))
Riku: ((grabs his chest breathing heavily.)) that's gross... Damn you Square-Enix! This
would've never happened if you didn't make a game of us!
Sora: ((Looks at Riku and smiles.)) Look! The Teletubbies!
Riku: ((Gasps and looks at the Teletubbies in horror.))
Tinky winky: TINKY-WINKY!
Dipsy: DIPSY!
Lala: LALA!
Po: PO-OH!
Poor Riku: ((Runs away fully scared.)) Go away my nightmare suckers!
Sora: ((Rans with Riku and gasps when he sees Zell.)) Oh my Fucking God! it's mister Dincht! Can I have your autograph?
Zell: ((Looks at Sora and finally signs his Keyblade walking further.))
Sora: Riku you knew Zell Dincht is a model for porn videos!
Ayashii: KURAYAMI!
Kurayami: Heheheheh...
Ayashii: INSANE BAITA!
Kurayami: Thank you!
Ayashii: ((Slaps his forehead))
Riku: Oh my God! and this must be the great Keyblade master? ((Sighs and starts to blush when he sees Rinoa running towards him))
Rinoa: Help ME! Seifer wants to fuck me is he gone? Tell me he's gone! And where's Squall?
Riku: Squall's that way and Seifer is gone. ((Looks at Rinoa's boobs.))
Rinoa: Good! Squall has to give me the weed he promised me to give! ((Runs away then all of a sudden Yoh comes together with Ren... They both drank to much.))
Yoh: Sjay Ren? Why a-are we alwayzzzzzzz figsing? Hiccup.
Ren: ((Looks at Yoh and starts crying.)) Be-because, hic, your Animadorma-- whatevah is ssssstrongah then my Basssssson! Hic. Thatzz no fair!
Yoh: ((Grins goofish)) Eyz Ren your crying! hic.
Ren: I'm not!
Yoh: You are!
Ren: Am not!
Yoh: You are!
Ren: Am not!
Yoh: You are! ((Both walk away bickering.))
Riku: Damn these nights! ((Stomps his feet on the ground. All of a sudden Misty appears.))
Misty: Riku! I found you! Your not forgetting me right?
Riku: Holy shit! I was drunk that night you ho!
Misty: ((Picks up a gun and starts shooting.))
Riku: Jezus Christ! Duck Sora!
Sora: ((Looks at Riku with a goofish smile.)) Duck? Where?
Riku: ((Swings his blade to Misty's head, Misty explodes.)) God I need a beer! Let's get goin' Sora. There's a pub. ((Riku points at a pub.))
Sora: Yippee! Beer! ((They both walk to the pub keeper))
Riku: Hello two beers please.
Pubkeeper: Okay it will be.. ((Suddenly stares blankly at something.))
Riku: Uh hello mister? ((Waves his hand in front of the pubkeeper's eyes.)) Yoohoo! Two beers please! ((No response.)) Damnit you asshole! Now you shall die! And i'll grab the beer. ((Slashes of the head and grabs all beer.)) We'll go drink it at my home Sora. ((Walk away drinking some beer.))
Sora: That's great Riku! ((Hugs riku.))
Darkside: ((comes by singing I Slave of Britney Spears.)) I might SLLLAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEE for you.
Riku: ((eyes twitch in annoyment.)) That's it! I'm getting sick of you and your songs! ((Jumps on the Darkside's head and chops it of.))
Kurayami: YAY! SHARP STUFF AND BLOOD!
Ayashii: KURAYAMI YOU ARE INSANE LOOK AT THIS STORY IN GODSNAME!
Kurayami: Nice story
Ayashii: ((Falls animestyle)) KURAYAMIIIII!
Kurayami: Heheheh...
Sora: My hero! ((Hugs Riku and kisses his cheek.))
Riku: Yes i'm great ((Starts laughing like a maniac.))
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Kurayami: YAY! PART THREE UP SOON! YAY SHARP STUFF AND BLOOD!
Me: KURAYAMI T.T THE STORY IS FUCKED UP!
Kurayami: That's how it must be ((Smiles wicked))
Me: ((Faints))
Darius: Heheh, anyway you humans R&R while we'll be starting the third chap heheh!
Kurayami: YAY! ((Throws Riku plushies))
Darius: And everything in the story will never be real. Don't sweat it. Anyway R&R!
Ayashii: R&R! Heheh next time it'll be someone else helping her don't worry!
Me: now they have to worry even more... T.T