Title: Weird story of Riku
Title chapter: Never, it will never stop!
Warning: Bad language, probaly character death, insulting, plus CRAZINESS! ((Happy))
Disclaimer: I do not own the sweet yummie characters of Kingdom Hearts, they are owned by Square-enix UNDERSTOOD? Okay then let's start the story! ((Happy smile))
A/N: Kurayami: Hi everyone! This time Atamagoakshii is gonna help me!
Atamagoakshii: ((Grins wicked))
Kurayami: Anyway enjoy the insanely story!
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Riku: Well... what now? ((Looks around and suddenly sees two boys argueing.))
: My Sennen Ring is the best Millenium item there is Sadist! ((A white haired boy stomps his feet on the ground.))
Marik: No MY Millenium Rod is the best Sennen item Thief! ((A platinum haired boy yells while stomping his feet on the ground too.))
Riku: Uh... ((Scratches his cheek.))
: Oh yeah? We'll see! ((points his finger at the Egyptian.))
: Good! Uh... we'll see what?
Sora: Hey what you two bickering about? ((Walks over to the two boys. The two boys turn around and glares at the three boys.))
: Watch your tongue mortal!
: Yeah like sadist said.
: Shut up Thief!
: No I won't!
Riku: WHO ARE YOU TWO? ((yells frustrated.))
Boy identified as Yami Bakura but called Bakura: I'm the great Thief King Bakura.
The Egyptian identified as Yami Malik but called Marik: ((Glares at Bakura. And snickers.)) I'm the great Sadist Marik, and I can do more than little guy here. ((Points at Bakura.))
Bakura: I am not little you stupid moron! Urusai! ((Bakura jumps himself on the Egyptain Marik.))
Marik: Why you little--! ((Starts fighting.))
Riku: Uh... ((him Sora and Ember look at them surprised.))
Atamagoakshii: Heheheh fighting!
Kurayami: Blood...?
Atamagoakshii: When I want it! ((Cocky))
Kurayami: No fair Atam! ((Whiny))
Atamagoakshii: ((Right eye starts to twitch while she glares at Kurayami with a sweet smile.)) Kurayami... how many times have I told you to not call me Atam but Atamagoakshii?
Kurayami: ((Starts counting on her fingers. 5 minutes later)) I think 150 times! ((Bright smile))
Atamagoakshii: 1...5...0...? THEN EVEN YOU SHOULD GET IT BY NOW! MY NAMES NOT ATAM KUSO IT! IT'S ATAMAGOAKSHII! REMEMBER THAT NAME WELL CAUSE I WILL RULE OVER THE WORLD! ((Starts laughing wicked))
Kurayami: Oh anyway sharp stuff and blood rulezzz, oh yeah the story!
Atamagoakshii: ((Still laughing))
Ember: Hey you guys... will you stop fighting?
Bakura&Marik: ((Give her a death glare))
Ember: ((Hides behind Riku)) Never mind...
Riku: ((Twitch twitch)) Say... I can get it that you two are not reallyyy... ((Points at his head)) But leave Ember outta it.
Bakura: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! SHE HAS ANY RIGHT TO BE SCARED FOR I AM THE GREAT THIEF KING AKEFIA! But times changed and everyone calls me Bakura now...
Riku: Maybe you haven't got it Bakura/Akefia, but you changed!
Bakura: ((Stares at Riku and finally nods slowly)) Hey... that's possible... Anyway i'll see you later Sadist! ((Walks away thinking))
Marik: You get rid of him... wow... ((Stares at Bakura and then looks at Riku)) Well you already know my name... hmm maybe I can control your mind... ((Thinks))
Riku: ((Twitches)) Control... my... mind...?
Marik: Yes your mind this thing here ((Points at head))
Riku: MY BODY WAS BAD ENOUGH! ((Starts laughing uncontrollaby))
Kurayami: ... ((Stares at Riku))
Atamagoakshii: ((Laughing like a maniac which she is so that doesn't matters)) Anyway, anyone has fire? Maybe I can start a fire here!
Kurayami: ((Now stares at Atamagoakshii)) Atam... we are not allowed to destroy things here or else we'll have to leave forever...
Atamagoakshii: ((Right eye starts to twitch again)) Kurayami... again... number 151...
Kurayami: I BROKE MY RECORD TODAY!
Atamagoakshii: ((Has the urge to grab her swords and kill Kurayami but knowing Kurayami has something with swords, doesn't kills her.)) Good... when were finished with the story... I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Kurayami: ... Blood?
Atamagoakshii: YEAH YOUR BLOOD WILL FLOW! HAHAHAHAHA!
Sora&Ember: ((Stare at Riku))
Riku: ((Stops nervous and looks at them))
Kairi: ((Comes running towards them smiling brightly and then notices Marik)) MARIK-SAMA THAT'S A LONG TIME! ((Glomps Marik))
Marik: o.O... ((Stares at Kairi)) Do I know you?
Kairi: It's me! Your love!
Marik: Oh the freaky girl who raped me... ((Suddenly glares at her fiercely and grabs his Rod pointing it at her head))
Kairi: ((Stops everything and looks at Marik))
Riku: Wow cool... he was speaking the truth.
Sora: ... YAY!
Ember: KILL THE BAITA!
Marik: ((Smirks wicked)) Now you are gonna walk to a highroad and stand there till a truck hit you and killed you... if the truck hasn't killed you you'll stand up no matter how hurt you are and grab a gun killing yourself okay?
Kairi: Hai... Marik-sama... ((Emotionless and starts walking away))
Marik: Good now i'm rid of her... come to think about it... I killed her before... why the fuck is she coming back?
Riku: Dunno, I killed her three or four times too but she keeps on coming back.
Sora: Yeah it's bizarre!
Ember: DARIUS!
All: ((Stare at her))
Riku: Who's Darius?
Sora: Yeah!
Marik: I want to know too.
Ember: Someone you don't know. But he has the powers to revive people... -.-;;; he probaly loves to torture us...
Darius: ((Grins wicked)) Hey she found out!
Kurayami: ... ((Stares at Darius)) Anyway thank you for that. and keep on reviving her!
Darius: Oh yeah I will ((Glances at Atamagoakshii.)) Hey Insanity! Nice to see you too!
Atamagoakshii: ((now has the urge to kill Darius but remembers in time he can't die because he is the God of Death)) Hi sweets ((Purs)) Will you go?
Darius: ((Grins wicked again)) Sure Atamagoakshii, keep it up with the insanity, well that'll be fine because you are insanity! ((Dissapears))
Atamagoakshii: WHEN I RULE OVER THE WORLD.. Maybe with Kiyo-san. I SHALL FIND OUT A WAY TO KILL HIM AND SEND HIM AWAY TO HELL OR THE SHADOWREALM OR HEAVEN! HEAVEN WOULD BE A HELL TO HIM YES I AM SOOO EVIL MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kurayami: ((Stares at Atamagoakshii.)) Cool may I have the blood?
Atamagoakshii: Oh yeah sure whatever anyway the story!
Riku: DON'T YOU GUYS HEAR THE VOICES!
All: ((Stare at him confused))
Ember: I think he is crazier then he already was...
Sora: I agree... maybe he has used some stuff again!
Marik: Are you on drugs or something? ((Looks at Riku frowning))
Riku: ...
Sora&Ember: Heheheh... ((Sweatdrops))
Riku: ... Yeah how did you know?
Marik: I was asking baka! Anyway, I still have to fight Atem and win back my cards. Well Maliks cards but anyway... bye losers. ((Walks away snickering))
Riku: ...
Sora: ...
Ember: ... what now?
Riku: RULE OVER THE WORLD!
Sora&Ember: o.O are you okay Riku?
Riku: ((Giggles nervous and nods)) Sure sure... i'm okay.. Let's just walk further! ((Walks away quick))
Sora&Ember: ((look at eachother wide eyed and finally follow Riku))
Kurayami: This is boring... wait I know something! ((Smiles wicked))
Atamagoakshii: Oh boy...
Riku: ((Suddenly stops and stares at something on his road)) THE TEAPOTS HAVE FOUND ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ((Runs away screaming murder and fire))
Ember: ((Stares at the innocent teapot on the road and picks it up)) Your afraid of this? ((Teapot suddenly goes in her body)) Riku-sama don't be afraid I love you come here and hug me! ((Glomps Riku and kisses him))
Riku: AHHH THE TEAPOTS HAVE GOTTEN TO THEM! 0.0 ((Runs away again shrugging Ember off))
Sora: ((Stares at them and finally turns around to look right in the eyes of a penguin)) Oh boy... ah penguin! ((Smiles brightly))
Atamagoakshii: THE HORROR! HOW COULD YOU KURAYAMI?
Kurayami: Uh... just type and use my head?
Atamagoakshii: ... poor Ember... poor Riku... poor Sora...
Kurayami: You think? I thought they were rich!
Atamagoakshii: ... baka... when I will rule over the world I will lock you away...
Penguin: I have come for their insanity, and maybe yours too... is that okay?
Sora: Oh sure there they are! ((points at Ember and Riku))
Riku: THE PENGUINS WANNA DO BAD STUFF WITH ME AND THE TEAPOTS ARE OUT TO GET ME GET THEM AWAYYY!
Ember teapot: RIKU! ((Glomps him again)) I shall take over your mind with this kiss! ((Wants to kiss him when all of a sudden))
Darius: ((pops up outta nowhere)) Yeah ofcourse I have to handle this again hey Em look at this! ((Holds up another teapot))
Ember teapot: ((Stares at it)) Must safe friend! ((Jumps over to Darius))
Darius: Sorry tricked you ((Points his hand at Ember and uses his powers to draw the teapot out of Ember)) Ah there you are little teapot! ((Grabs the teapot and throws them in the air firing two darkbeams)) that's done.
Ember: ((Blinks)) Have I missed something?
Riku: THE PENGUINS ARE HERE TO GRAB OUR INSANITY!
Darius: ((Right eye starts to twitch uncontrollaby)) The... penguins... and... my... insanity... EVERY PENGUIN SHALL DIE BY MY HANDS! ((Kills penguin))
Sora: ((Stares at the boy watereyed)) My penguinnie...
Darius: MWUAHAHAHAHAH! BE GLAD I SAVED YOUR SORRY ASS SPIKYHAIRED BOY! Anyway I have to go bye. ((Dissapears))
Ember: That was.. Weird...
Riku: THE TEAPOTS AND PENGUINS ARE OUT TO GET M-- ((Looks around)) Oh.. There gone okay! Then we can continue with our trip!
Atamagaokshii: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DARIUS DARIUS WITH HIS PENGUIN THING!
Kurayami: I wanted to keep the penguins and teapots there...
Atamagoakshii: ((hisses soft)) no no! Penguins and Teapots bad! I SHALL RULE OVER THE WORLD AND KILL THEM ALL AND DARIUS WILL BE MY SLAVE TO HELP ME!
Darius: ((Appears with them and hits her head)) KUSO YOU! I AM NO-ONES SLAVE! ((Dissapears again))
Atamagoakshii: ... He hit me...
Kurayami: WHAT YOU DESERVED HAHAHAH! Anyway sharp stuff and blood? Hey continue with the story!
Riku: ((Walks on with Ember and Sora when all of a sudden a big hole appears again)) Aaaaah do we have too?
Hole: Yes. Now come.
Sora: I duwanna go!
All: ((Suddenly hear a gunshot))
Ember: Okay now I wanna come she has killed herself! ((Jumps in the hole))
Hole: That's one. ((Looks at Sora and Riku))
Sora: .. Okay okay... ((Jumps in the hole too))
Hole: Two.. Well my whitehaired friend.. I am afraid you have to jump in too or else I will have to force you...
Riku: With what! HAH YOU CAN'T FORCE ME YOUR JUST A HOLE! HAHAH!
Hole: ((Laughs coldly))
Darkside: ((Comes by singing Fighter from Christina Aquilera))
Hole: well?
Riku: GOD YES OKAY OUI OUI! ((Jumps in the hole who dissapears))
Ember: ((Blinks)) Hey you guys... where the Hell are we now?
Sora: No clue...
Riku: THEN LET'S FIND OUT?
Sora&Ember: Okay!
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Kurayami: Okay that was part four right? Okay Atam thanks for helping!
Atamagoakshii: Now I can kill you... that was number 152... ((Starts chasing Kurayami with her Katana's.))
Kurayami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me: ... ((Sweatdrops)) Anyway since they can't say it... And how much I really don't want to say it... ((Sighs)) R&R while they'll be starting on a new chap... ((Throws Riku plushies and Bakura and Marik plushies)) Oh an for the Sora lovers ((Throws Sora plushies too))