Title: Weird story of Riku
Title chapter: The insanity huh? That will never stop
Warning: Craziness... bad words... insulting heheh kind of everything ... EXCEPT FOR sex... ((sweatdrops))
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS BUT WHEN I RULE OVER THE WORLD I WILL OWN IT BUT I DON'T RULE OVER THE WORLD NOW SO NOW I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS GET IT? No.. Oh okay.. I do not own Kingdom hearts.
A/N: Kurayami: Hi everyone! Nice seeing you came and read this insane story! So tthis time it'll be Nisai helping me... I just hope the story won't change because of that...
Nisai: Poor people! We shouldn't torture them...
Kurayami: -.-;;; anyway! R&R Ja Ne!
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With our insane three friends! Sora Riku and Ember!
Riku: I still don't know where we are...
Sora: Oh look Riku! Wolfies are heading our way! ((Bright smile))
Ember: Those aren't wolfIES they are wolfUN! 0.0... WOLFUNS RUN! ((Starts running with the wolfuns behind them))
Nisai: Non. Non! ((glances at Kurayami))
Kurayami: But.. The story has to be like this Nisai! ((Whiny))
Nisai: ...poor people...
Kurayami: Bad idea...
Wolfun: ((Growl, snarl, howl.))
Riku: T.T from one disaster to another...
Sora: Wolfies! ((Happy))
Ember: T.T those stupid wolfies of you Sora ARE GONNA KILL US AND CHANGE US INTO WOLFUNS IF THEY CATCH US!
Sora: ... WOLFIES!
Riku: ((stops all of a sudden and turns back spreading his arms wide)) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Ember&Sora&Wolfuns: o.O... ((Sweatdrops))
Riku: ((Makes a thunderpilar and kills the wolfun falling in the hole himself too and quickly grabbing onto the cliff))
Ember&Sora: ((stare at him))
Riku: Run.. You fools! ((Let's go))
Sora: ... we aren't in Lord of the Rings... ((Sweatdrops))
Ember: ... yup... Riku lost it...
Riku: ((Is falling)) We aren't? AH DANG! NOW I'M GONNA DIE FOR NOTHING!
Nisai: KURAYAMI-SAMA WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
Kurayami: Relax and enjoy the show?
Nisai: ((stares at her and then shakes her head))
Darius: ((Appears with them)) What now... ((Sighs))
Nisai: Darius-sama! Safe Riku!
Darius: ... ((Deep sigh))
Riku: ((Is parying a miracle will happen)) Dear God.. I never wanted to hurt anyone's feelings.. And leave Sora and Ember behind... I am gonna miss them tell them i'm gonna miss them! ((Cries))
Darius: ((Appears flying with Riku and stares at him)) It's that that girl asked it or else... ((Deep sigh and picks Riku up floating back to Sora and Ember))
Riku: ((Still praying))
Darius: I am getting sick of keep on saving everyone's sorry ass... ((Mutters something and lets Riku fall on the ground and then dissapears))
Riku: ((lands on the ground with a thud and looks around blinking confused))
Ember&Sora: RIKU!
Riku: Uuuuh... hi?
Ember: You fool! ((Smacks Riku's head))
Sora: We ain't in Lord of the Rings!
Riku: ((Rubs his sore head)) Why sorry...
: Hey... do you need help or something... the way you handled those wolfuns I don't think you need help anyway.
Riku: ((Stares at the tigerlike creature)) Who are you?
Aton: Oh yeah sorry I am Aton. I am a Nativ. Those were Wolfuns and you handled them pretty well.
Ember: OH YOU LOOK CUUUUTE! ((Hugs Aton))
Aton: o.O... uh.. Yeah.. Whatever...
Sora: You know where we are?
Aton: Yeah... this is our world... the Nativs and Wolfuns. Kya is helping us a bit with that but well she kind of... heheh is on a mission.
Ember: Oh I like the white hair! ((Strokes Atons hair))
Riku: O.o what about us?
Ember: Oh I love you too but look at Atons hair! So KAWAII! ((Big smiles, hugs Aton tighter.))
Aton: 0.0... may I ask who the Hell you three are?
Sora: I AM SORA AND I'M THE KEYBLADE MASTER MWUAHAHA!
Ember&Riku&Aton: ((Stare at him))
Sora: Hahahaha... ((Notices he's the only one laughing)) ha...haha...haha...ahem...
Riku: I am Riku, the girl clinging herself on you is Ember my girlfriend, that lunatic who was laughing is my boyfriend Sora.
Aton: COOL SHOUNEN-AI!
All: ...
Nisai: Oh my poor poor people! ((Almost cries))
Kurayami: ... letting you help me was a bad idea...
Nisai: Atleast Riku-sama is safe! ((All happy))
Kurayami: I am gonna puke of her nicie niceness...
Nisai: I love you too Kurayami-san!
Kurayami: .. Anyhow blood and sharp stuff rulezzzzzzzz!
Riku: ... The voices sure are doing strange today... stranger then usual... ((Thinks))
Aton: Voices?
Sora: Uh yeah uh... heheh Riku hears voices!
Ember: Yeah don't mind him maybe he used to much drugs again or something...
Aton: COOL I HEAR VOICES TOO! ((Happy))
Riku: Yeah! What do they say?
Aton: That I am handsome and pretty and can get all the girls... well that's a problem cause there are no Nativ girls... I wonder why... hmmm...
All: o.O...
Aton: What! I AM TALKING THE TRUTH WE HAVE NO NATIV GIRLS! Huh oh wait my voice is talking... ((Is silent))
All: O.o ((Stare at him))
Aton: Oh GOD! THAT YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT! ((Glances at Riku)) Yeah... wow...
Riku: ((takes a few steps back))
Ember: ((Sweatdrops))
Sora: ((Grins)) hey he's maybe even more insane then we are!
Aton: You sure...? okay then! ((Runs over to Riku and glomps him)) Riku-sama! You are the most prettiest boy I have ever seen! Oh and that hair looks a bit like mine you know?
Riku: 0.0... ((Stares at Aton)) Uh sure Aton sure... can you let me go now?
Aton: Oh yeah sure. ((Let's Riku go and gets shot by something and changes into a wolfun))
Brazul: NOW HE IS BACK IN MY COMMAND MWUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!
Aton: ((Howls and glares at them))
Ember: Eheheheheh... I liked the Nativ Aton more then the Wolfun Aton... T.T ((starts running with Riku and Sora))
Riku: I AM THE ALMIGHTY RIKU ATON IT'S ME! T.T STOP HUNTING US DOWN!
Aton: ((Howls hard))
Riku: ((neckhair stands up)) NEVER MIND! ((Runs past Ember and Sora))
Brazul: HE IS MY SLAVE AGAIN MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Kya: NO CHANCE DADDY! ((Starts fighting Aton))
Aton: ((Fights back))
Brazul: Anyone cup of tea? ((Starts drinking some tea))
All: O.o...
Brazul: Oh no? anyway ATON KILL HER! While i'll be off. ((Floats away))
Kya&Aton: ((Fighting eachother))
Sora: Anyone popcorn?
Ember: Sure me! I looooooooove popcorn!
Riku: ((Smacks Embers and Sora's head)) HOW CAN YOU BE THINKING OF POPCORN ON A TIME LIKE THIS?
Sora&Ember: T.T Sorry Riku
Riku: Think of pringles instead! ((Ultrahappy))
Sora&Ember: ((Stare at eachother and finally shrug giving Riku some pringles)) -.-;;;
Riku: YAY PRINGLES! ((Starts eating and watching the fight))
Dracula: ((Comes up out of nowhere and bites Riku's neck))
All: o.O... oh my freaking GOD!
Riku: 0.0... ((Faints))
Dracula: ((Gives Riku blood)) And now! HE IS ONE OF US! MWUAHAHAHA!
Ember: Oh... My... Fucking... God... YOU FUCKING MADE RIKU A VAMPIRE YOU FREAK!
Vampire Riku: ((Blinks and wakes up staring at them with red eyes)) Hi guys! ((Sees Dracula)) Hi Dracula!
Dracula: Hi my young fellow.
V.Riku: So... i'mma vampire now?
Sora: ((Cries)) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
V.Riku: COOL!
Dracula: I have done my job.. Goodbye! ((Dissapears in a puf of smoke))
V.Riku: See ya again anytime! Hmmm i'm hungry.. ((Glances at Ember and Sora))
Sora: Heheh... Popcorn...?
Ember: No.. No you liked Pringles right yeah! Soyo! ((Nervous))
Riku: ((smiles wicked))
Kurayami: YAY BLOOD!
Nisai: ((Gasps in horror)) POOR RIKU SORA AND EMBER! ((Cries))
Kurayami: Your to nice...
Nisai: I will find out a way to rescue Riku-sama!
Kurayami: T.T but... it's my story... ((Whiny))
Nisai: ((Doesn't hears her)) DON'T WORRY RIKU-SAMA! ((Heroic pose))
Kurayami: ... riiiiiiiiight...
Kya: ((Has won from Aton and uses her exorcism on him which let's him change back into the Nativ Aton.)) AND THAT'S DONE! ((Bright smile))
V.Riku: ((Glances at Kya))
Kya: ((Looks at Riku)) You need it too! ((Uses her exorcism powers on Riku which makes him Riku again)) No thanks! ((Happy))
Riku: T.T I'm Riku again and I thought it would've been so cool to be a vampire! ((Cries))
Sora&Ember: ((Embrace Riku)) OUR SWEET INSANE RIKU IS BAAACK! ((Happy))
Kya: ((Embraces Aton)) Now we shall make babies! I love you Aton! ((Happy))
Aton: ((Embraces back and they start to walk away)) I love you too Kya, and my voice loves you too. Oh seems cool! Half Nativs, quarter human and quarter something we don't know! ((walks away talking with eachother))
Riku: o.O... that was weird!
Sora: I agree... O.o...
Ember: Good luck with the wedding! ((Waves))
Aton&Kya: Thank you! ((Wave back and continue walking))
Riku&Sora: o.O...
Hole: ((appears out of nowhere)) It is time...
Ember: Aaaah not again... -.-;;; ((Sighs deep))
Hole: Yes it is time now jump in or else! ((Dangerous))
Ember: Or else what huh?
Darkside: IT'S JUST THOSE RAINY DAYS SPEND A LIFETIME TRYING TO WASH AWAY! ((Comes by singing rainy dayz from Mary J Blige, btw don't own the song either, hey it's a nice song anyway!))
Nisai: ((Cries)) you are sooo mean!
Kurayami: T.T why did she had to go in this story too... she ruined the insanity!
Nisai: ((Looks at Kurayami teary eyed)) You don't like me...
Kurayami: No no I like you you are absolutely adorable! ((Sweatdrops))
Nisai: Okay! ((Happy smile))
Kurayami: -.-;; anyway SHARP STUFF AND BLOOD RULEZZZZZZ and now let's end the story...
Ember: NEVER MIND! ((Jumps in with Riku and Sora))
Sora: ((Gets drunk thanks to the little trip, he flew through a beer portal.. -.-;;;)) aaaaaaaaaaaaaand weeeeeeee aaaaaaaren't going hooooome we aaaaaaren't aaaren't! Hiccup!
Riku&Ember: 0.0 anyway...
Ember: Where did we landed now? ((Sigs))
Riku: Dunno.. Let's just walk... ((Walks on dragging Sora with him))
Sora: Bunnies! Bunnies everywhere! ((Screams))
Riku&Ember: -.-;;;;;;;;;; why us...
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Kurayami: That was the insane part of today!
Nisai: oh my I am sooo embaressed... but since you asked me so sweetly to help... would you people please R&R? It would make us very happy. ((Sweet smile))
Kurayami: Oh God she's to nice... heya folks R&R and i'll be seeing you the next chap! Cya! ((Waves and starts throwing Riku plushies and Sora plushies)) To bad you guys don't know Ember to well... ah whatever see ya folks next time!
Nisai: Ja Ne! ((Waves))