POTF: Rampage!

Time: Early Morning

Place: The Diffy House

Phil woke up, after dreaming of what his birthday would be like in the past. He dreamed that he would get a new pair of Holy Moleys, and maybe get treated nice by Pim. He dreamed of a day where the family, Curtis and Keely would have a "surprise party" for him, and a nice big cake to top it off. Sadly, his dreams would not come true...

Phil went downstairs where his family waited. He sat down at the table ready to hear, "Happy Birthday!' from his family. Instead, he got silence. He decided to speak up, "So, whatcha gotta say?..." he said. His mom turned around from cooking eggs and smiled. "Good morning." she said, and turned her redhead ass right back around. Pim got up and through gum in his hair, where it got stuck and destroyed his most wonderful feature. Phil was already devastated, and the gum extravaganza put him over the edge.

Usually on his birthday, Phil had an unsightly erection that could not be hidden, even in the largest of pants. Today, he felt nothing, only his shriveled pecker, which shrunk whenever he was devastated. He got up, looked at the calendar and checked the date. It was indeed his birthday, and he wanted his birthday erection, or at least a substitute. He knew only one thing that could give him that, and that was murder.

He looked around the kitchen for a weapon, but all he saw was spray food. Phil would have to improvise. He knew his first victim, it was that gum spewing skank, that whore among children... that Pim Diffy!

Phil picked up a can of spray brownies, and was ready to rock. He ripped of the top of the can, exposing the goo that would become the brownies. The can was half-full, and that was more than enough to do the deed.

Pim was getting ready for her daily trip on the Skyak, when she had to go inside and get the key. This was when Phil made his move. He ran up to the Skyak, open the hood and stuck the can in, right side up. Just as Pim was walking out, Phil finished, and the plan was ready.

"You know I'm better with a Skyak right? " Phil said. "No way!" Pim responded. "Ok then, I challenge you to a flip contest over that active volcano we always have contests over!" Said Phil. Pim agreed and they raced to the volcano. Just as they were approaching the volcano, Phil went up along side Pim and hijacked her Skyak, pushing her into the shark-infested waters below. He watched with glee as the sharks ripped her up and spat her out because she tasted bad. She tasted bad because she was evil, and it made her murder all the funnier. He laughed as the water turned red and she screamed and cursed the fashion zombies to hell. He opened the hood of the Skyak and took out the brownies. They were quite delicious and made her death all the better.

This did un-shrink his penis, but he didn't have his birthday boner. He needed to kill more to achieve it, and that he will. IF you guys like my story!

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