POTF: Rampage – Part II

Curtis Falls

Time: Mid-Morning

Place: Pim's death site

Phil had no remorse for his murder, why should he? Everyone forgot his birthday, and that birthday pocket rocket was the greatest! How dare they forget his needs when he was kind to everybody, ... every frickin day of his life! He was set on reaching the height of bonerdom, and he needed to witness more death to reach his fleshy nirvana. He thought one or two more murders would get the job done...maybe he was right, and maybe he was wrong. Either way, he flew back home and looked for his next boner donor.

Just as Phil got back home, his dad greeted him. Puzzled by Pim's absence, he asked where Pim was. Phil smiled grimly, "Let's just say...she went a-courtin' with some sharks," he said, "with bonerific results!" Lloyd laughed unknowingly, making Pim's death seem too funny for words. Lloyd finished his hilarious little laugh and than got serious. "All right, now, I know Curtis isn't easy to handle, but could you take him out for a while?" Lloyd asked. Phil chuckled, "Yeah, I'll take him out...forever!" Lloyd gave a confused look, than, taking it as a joke, gave his crazy laugh and went inside. Phil turned to the garage...his penis was already growing.

"Oonga CHUNGA!" Curtis screamed as Phil entered the garage. Phil grabbed the replicator and told Curtis they were going out for a while. As they left the garage, Phil scanned a stuffed bear that they had recently purchased. His plan was set, and it was time for a massive erection. They got on the Skyak and skyaked there way to Kid Rock.

Phil landed on the top of Kid Rock, and started playing around with Curtis. Curtis was having a blast...Phil was getting a boner. After a few minutes of playing, Phil got bored and decided he wanted what he deserved. He tossed the ball they were playing with really far so he could set up his next trap. As Curtis ran for the ball, Phil used the replicator to setup the stuffed bear right near the steepest of cliffs...murder was imminent.

Curtis was running back, screaming in his crazy language, when Phil used his Wizard to tell the surrounding hawks to attack. Curtis let out a final, "Ooga DAGA!" and than the hawks attacked in an awesome pattern. Phil watched, boner amassing, as the hawks flew down in straight lines, taking turns pecking at body parts and organs. He squealed as the hawks flew together to form a giant hawk that bit off Curtis's head. The hawks had gathered bees in their mouths prior to the attack and they spat them all in to the headless carcass of Curtis. The bees slashed at his insides and in one great push blew up his body. Phil danced in the rain of blood and organs.

This gave him average penis size, but it wasn't good enough. He walked to the stuffed bear and proceeded to one of his favorite pastimes...riding stuffed bears down Kid Rock. He knew he would have to climb back up Kid Rock to get his Skyak, but it was worth it. He hollered and yoo-hooed all the way down, enjoying every minute. As he landed, he pondered who his next victim would be. All he knew then was that his erection was coming to a pair of pants near him, and it was coming soon.