POTF: Rampage!

Part III

Nice Girls Die Third

Time: Early Afternoon

Place: Kid Rock

Phil enjoyed his last bloodbath, and it did help his situation, but forgotten birthdays can have a devastating effect on ones genitalia. His penis had finally returned to normal size, but it wasn't what he wanted. To get that, he would have to kill again. Phil took a dip in Ricki Lake to clean of all that Curtis, than skyaked back home.

Phil returned to an empty house...further murder would have to wait. Just as he sat down to sing himself happy birthday, there was a knock on the door. Phil listened for a bit and heard a girly, friendly voice that was saying "Pim?...Phil?...anyone there?" Phil opened the door to be greeted by Debbie Berwick. "Oh, Hi Phil-a-wil-a-dingdong!" she said in her shrilly little voice. Phil told her Pim wasn't home, but Debbie didn't care. She offered to stay until Pim got home, and walked right in. A pitiful mistake...

Debbie sat down on the couch like she owned the place and turned the television set on. Phil sat back down and pondered his next victim. He couldn't concentrate though because of Debbie's chirpy laugh. "I really wish I could kill her..." Phil thought to himself in a murderous rage. And than it came to him, his next victim would be Debbie Berwick.

Phil sat down next to Debbie and looked at her. He studied her and wondered how he should do it. Debbie noticed him staring at her and blushed. Than Phil, noticing that she thought he liked her, played along.

"I never noticed how Berwick-y your name was." said Phil.

"Oh...STOP you big silly-willy" she responded

"I also never noticed how white the whites of your eyes were." Phil said.

"Oh... you go on!" she said playfully.

Phil edged closer to Debbie and she edged closer to him.

"And...I never noticed how beautifully crazy you talk with all your insky's and doosky's and changing names to end in 'dingdong'." Phil commented

Debbie moved right up next to Phil, "Tell me more..." she said.

Phil pulled something out of his pocket

"Ok... I never noticed how beautiful that penny whistle attached to your shirt is!" he said, attaching one to her shirt.

Debbie gave a confused look, "What are you tal...! Debbie shot through the roof in a flipping fury! Phil closed his eyes and shook his fists in a happy and childish manner, as Debbie twisted and turned in the sky. He ran outside to watch her drop from over 10000 feet. It took a while but he looked up when he started to hear, "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarnnnnnnnNNNNSSSSSSKKKKKKKYYYYYY!" from the sky. Debbie landed on the pavement and exploded, fire and everything. Phil stuck out his hand and grabbed Debbie's head just as it flew by in the explosion. He looked at it and his penis got a little hard. He tossed the head up and kicked it at a dog that ate it and crapped all over it.

Phil did get a little hard from Debbie's death, but he needed more. He went inside and patched the roof in under 5 minutes. As he used his new age tools to fix the roof, he wondered whom he would get next to "help" him with his little problem. Would it be Lloyd, Barbara, Seth, Myron or maybe even...Keely!

Who knows? Who cares? THEY FORGOT HIS BIRTHDAY!

Until next time, watch Phil of the Future, weekends at 6:30! (usually)

OH! By the way, if that thing that Phil used to help him in Future Jock isn't called a penny whistle...my BAD! So I'm sorry Alyson Michalka, your crazy names and sexy body are too hot for me! Anyway, don't review my improper naming, review my story...ALL the cool kids are doing it!