POTF: Rampage
Part IV
Barbara-Q
Time: Afternoon
Place: Debbie's explosion site
Phil quickly cleaned up Debbie, who was splattered all over the street. Phil's erection was somewhat hard, but he would need to kill a little more to achieve his birthday suprise. Phil sat on the couch and waited for someone or something to come by, so he could forget his forgotten birthday.
After just a few seconds of waiting for someone to come, someone opened the side door. Phil peeked in and saw his mom. He whipped out a shotgun and blasted her back out the door. He used a futuraistic device called Slow-Mo Glasses, that slow time down, to observe his mother go flying out the door. This murder was really cool because it was just like the movies. The frags blasted her, thrusting her hands and legs forward, until she hit the fence and slid down it.
"PHIL! What did I tell you about killing the clones!" screamed his Mother from the yard. Phil had only killed a clone as he regulary did everytime a clone showed its face.
"Sorry Mom!" Phil called back, while using a futuristic cleaning device to clean up the clone he had just mercilessly slaughtered. This murder wouldn't help his cause and he knew his real mom was next, all he needed to do was find a fun way to do it.
Barbara walked in and noticed a little red smudge on his face. She licked her finger and wiped it off... her last courteous gesture.
"Hey, look what I bought for dinner tonight...a LIVE chicken!" Barbara exclaimed in her crazy manner. Phil looked at the chicken, and finally knew how he would take out his next victim. Phil whipped out his Wizard and programmed a brain exchange with the chicken. Just then he pulled out a tank of gasoline and doused his mother with it. He lit a match on his sneaker and threw it at her. She lit up like a candle and started running around the kitchen in a hilarious manner. She screamed and flailed her arms around while Phil was rolling on the gorund with laughter as his mother ran circles around him. Phil laughed and laughed until his mother was nothing but a pile of ashes. He swept her up and dumped her in the garbage. His boner was definitely a little bigger, but was nothing compared to his birthday boner.
He took out his wizard and made a brain exchange with the chicken and a bird outside. It wasn't as cool as he thought it would be and got bored easily. He went outside and looked around. He couldn't imagine who his next victim would be but it would have to be good, because he was running out of time.
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