POTF: Rampage!

Part V

Keely

Time: Late Afternoon

Place: Diffy House

Phil's erection was growing bigger as the murders continued, and he had no intention of stopping. Murder was his only solution because nothing else could get him going other than birthday and murder, Phil was just like that. He felt it too, he knew that he only needed to murder one more person, and than he would have his boner. Phil grabbed the phone, dialed a number and waited for someone to answer. Phil had a sexy smile on...

"Keely, could you come over for a little bit?"

A quick chat and he hung up the phone...Keely was on her way. Phil grabbed ever possible gadget and weapon he could find...this was gonna be one hell of a murder! H e set up traps all over the house that Keely would surely fall right into.

10 minutes later

"Knock-Knock, Phil!" Keely yelled from the front door.

"Its open!" Phil yelled back.

Keely opned the door and an axe swung down, just missing the top of whatever crazy-ass sexy hairstyle she was wearing that day.

"Too high...!" Phil muttered under is breath.

"What was that?" Keely asked as she hung up her coat.

"Oh...I said umm... jew pie!...Yeah I made apple pie with matzah, you know, like those jews eat!" Keely made a funny face.

"Cool...sooo, where is it?"

"Oh, it was bad so i gave it to Curtis." Phil said as he recalled Curtis's murder. He chuckled and couldn't wait for his boner.

"What are you laughing at Phil?"

"Yo mama!" Phil screamed right in Keely's face. They laughed and sat down.

"Turn on the TV, wouldya Keel?"

Keely took off her shoe and chucked it at the TV. Little did she know this was another one of Phil's booby traps. The TV exploded and glass shards flew all over. Luckily, none of them hit Phil or Keely.

"Lucky!" Phil exclaimed to Keely who had burst into laughter. Phil used a device from the future to clean it all up. Keely finished her lauging fit after a while and didn't even bother to explain why she thought it was so funny.

"Ok, let's go outside and do something, Keely."

"Allright!'

Phil opened the back door and went outside.

"Can I take a quick picture of you, Keel?" Phil asked

"Ok! Where should I stand?"

Phil had dug a hole 50 feet deep with spikes at the bottom in his backyard. This was fool proof...

"Ok right there!" Phil said. Keely was standing over the trap and nothing was happening.

"Jump up and down in that exact spot!" Keely did and still nothing. Phil was pissed.

"GOD DAMNIT KEELY! YOU'RE TOO SEXY, HOT AND SKINNY! YOU CANT EVEN FALL THROUGH A FEW TWIGS AND LEAVES!"

Keely blushed

Phil took out a knife and ran towards Keely. "You forgot my birthday and now you'll die! Just like Pim, Curtis, Debbie Berwick and my mom!" Phil jumped on Keely and lifted the knife over his head.

All of the sudden the door busted open. Lloyd tackled Phil and knocked the knife out of his hand. Phil whipped out a shotgun and aimed it at the two.

"You should not have forgotten my birthday!" Phil yelled.

"WAIT A SECOND! You had your birthday yesterday, you and Keely got drunk and porked all night, don't you remember?" Lloyd said.

"Oh YEAH! That was so hot! Sorry I killed everyone!"

"That's allright!"

Phil jumped on the skyak and ran over Bradly Benjamin Farmer, and his boner was ready! He rode up to Keely and and showed her his little friend which was practically popping out of his pants.

"What do you say we pork till we drop, Keely? Phil said.

"Allright! And this time we'll have an experience you'll never forget!"

And than they porked, oh... they porked for 10 whole sexy days!

EL FIN