Title: Weird story of Riku
Title chapter: Insane is good!
Warning: Craziness ((Atamagaokshii, Kitai, Mizu, Ayashii and Kurayami are all screaming to me)) T.T Okay a lot of craziness! And weird stuff very weird!
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts really!
A/N: Kurayami: Hiya everyone! Nice seeing you came and enjoyed the weird story again! This time Mizu is gonna be helping me. ((Thinks)) although... I really think that was a bad idea...
Mizu: You want to die Kurayami?
Kurayami: ((Sweatdrops)) No no...
Mizu: ((Smirks)) Okay then shut up and let me be.
Kurayami: ... blood?
Mizu: ... ((Sweatdrops)) baka's...
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Sora: A looooooooooong waay frooooom hooooooooooomeeeee! Hiccup.
Riku: ... he's terrible if he's drunk...
Ember: T.T I know!
Sora: ((Clings onto Riku and Ember)) I loooooove you two! Hiccup.
Ember&Riku: T.T we love you too...
Sora: ((kils someone with black hair and a stupid hat on)) Y-yo! You werse in my ways! ((Giggles))
Ember: ((blinks and looks at the dead boy)) According to my inner feelings this boy is called Tyson, he's a beyblade champion, you just killed him, his best friends are Max, Ray, Kenny and Kai...
Sora: ((Giggles)) Cool!
Riku: ... O-kaaaay...
Kai: ((Sits in a corner of a room his arms round his knees rocking from one side to another)) Me stronger... me stronger then Tyson-baka, stronger I tell you! ((Bursts out into laughters))
Kurayami: ... ((Blinks and looks at Kai)) Mizu do you have something to do with thi--.. ((looks at Mizu who is on the phone with someone))
Mizu: Yeah I know Kirai, miss you too. Uhuh. Yeah Kurayami-baka won't let me out this story! Don't worry, i'll come to you as soon as I can! Yeah, love you too, bye bye. ((Hangs up and looks at Kurayami)) What?
Kurayami: Oh.. Nothing... do you know why Kai is doing so strange?
Mizu: ((Stares at Kai with a wicked grin)) No clue ((innocent voice and face))
Kurayami: oh okay ((Shrugs))
Mizu: ((Snickers softly))
Sora: ((giggles and points at Kai)) A crazy wazy man! MWUAHAHAHAHAH COME CRAZY WAZY MAN WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD!
Ember: ... does a word like crazy wazy excist? ((Sweatdrops))
Riku: Nope... ((Sweatdrops))
Ember: Oh ((giggles nervous)) okay... cause he's doing super strange! ANYWAY SUGAAAAR! ((Runs from one side to another))
Riku: ... ((Looks from Ember to Kai and Sora who are fighting with eachother and then to the sky)) EVERYONE SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Sora&Ember&Kai: ((Stop and look at him))
Riku: Finally! Firstly Kai you are not stronger then that baka Tyson, secondly Sora you can not conquer the world, thirdly Ember if you won't act normal I will never EVER give you sugar again and fourth WHEN I GET MY HANDS ONTO YOU FREAKS FROM SQUARE-ENIX YOU WILL ALL PAAAAAAAY! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ember: ... crazy... and mean... ((Pouts))
Sora: ((Bursts out into cries)) I wanna conquer the wooorld!
Kai: ((Back in his corner rocking from one side to another)) Stronger... must become stronger... no already am stronger... yes stronger... ((Keeps on mumbling))
Riku: ((Still laughing hysterical))
Mizu: ((Stares down looking at everything that's happening with a smirk))
Kurayami: Ouch come on Sammie stop hi-- ouch! ((Runs away from Sammie))
Mizu: Huh? ((Looks back and sees Kurayami is gone)) huh? Oh... ((Grins wicked)) my rules till she's back ((Starts typing))
Ember: ((Clings onto Riku)) Riku... I have to tell yousomething...
Riku: ((Stops laughing and looks at her)) And that is?
Ember: I am pregnant... ((Goes teary eyed))
Riku: From me? WONDERFULL! A LITTLE RIKU-BABY!
Ember: ((Bursts out into crying)) But not from you! I am sorry! It's Darius! ((Cries even harder))
Riku : ((Stares at Ember in shock))
Darius: ((Gapes at her)) What the... I have never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever fucked her!
Mizu: ((Laughs insanely))
Riku: ((Finally stares at Darius)) You... YOU WILL PAY! ((Attacks him))
Darius: ((Gapes at Riku still shocked and finally shakes his head avoiding Riku's blade)) Woah Riku chill out! I haven't touched her I swear! I mean come on I have my own girl!
Riku: SHE'S PREGNANT FROM YOU! ((Roars))
Darius: THAT'S RIDICULOUS CAUSE I NEVER FUCKING FUCKED HER! ((Roars too))
Riku&Darius: ((Fighting))
Ember: ((Blinks)) woah... did I missed something? Oh anyway ((picks up flower)) What a nice flower!
Sora: me wanna conquer the world... my precious we will conquer the world yes we together. ... no no! Master will be angry, Master silver hair will be angry... ((Cowers away)) ... Then we make sure Master silver hair dies yes ((Smirks wicked)) .. No no! Master silver hair is nice to me... nice...
Kai: ((Blinks and looks at Sora frowning)) me stronger... him crazy... two voices... crazy... ((Rocks from one side to another again))
Kurayami: ((Returns and sees all the chaos)) ... what the... ((Gapes at it and looks at Mizu))
Mizu: What? ((Innocent voice))
Kurayami: ((Grumbles and starts typing))
Ember: ((Looks up)) Riku! I was making a joke! I am not pregnant! ((Runs over to Riku and hugs him tightly))
Riku: ((Stops fighting and hugs back)) really? Goody!
Sora: ((blinks)) heya... what has been happening now?
Darius: ((Is rather furious and glares at Riku mumbling things in his language)) I should just fucking killed you for challenging me... ((Grumbles)) But I know a better idea ((Laughs wicked and dissapears))
Kai: ((Mumbles again rocking from one side to another))
Mizu: Hmmm ((Taps her chin thinking of something)) Yes! That's it ((Types something down))
Kurayami: Hey my job!
Mizu: Stop whining!
Kurayami: Get away!
Mizu: Don't push!
Kurayami: Ah come on! ((Crash))
Mizu: MY LAPTOP!
Kurayami: Sorry?
Mizu: ((Glares at Kurayami and draws out her guns chasing her)) MY LAPTOPPP!
Ray: ((Blinks and looks at Kai poking his face)) blue striped pretty boy back to earth please?
Kai: ((Glances at Ray)) You are supposed to be training together with those other fools! ((Stands up pointing at the direction Ray came from)) BACK NOW!
Ray: ((Stares at him and salutes)) YES SIR! ((Runs off))
Ember&Sora&Riku: ((Stare at him))
Kai: What? Do I have something on my face?
Ember: Yes two blue stripes on each side
Kai: ... ((Looks at Ember))
Ember: Never mind! All forgiven and forgotten byebye!
Kairi: ((Suddenly appears behind Riku, hugs him fiercely and kisses him on the mouth very long deepening the kiss and using her tongue))
Riku: ((eyes widen in shock)) ... ((Muffled voices while he ttries to push her away))
Darius: ((Laughs sadistic somewhere in the distance))
Ember: ((Stares at Kairi and finally twitches grabbing her longsword and killing Kairi)) I SAID NO ALRIGHT DAMN IT!
Kai: Hmm I recognized that kid...
Ember: OFCOURSE YOU DID SHE RAPED YOU! SHE RAPED EVERY FUCKING BOY I KNOW! Oh except for Darius but he just kills her if she comes to close and let's her be revived so she can toture us and other boys ((nods))
Kai: No clue what you said but I agree and now I must be going! ((Walks off to the direction Ray ran too))
Sora: BYE!
Ember: Yeah sayanora ((Looks at Riku who is lying at the ground staring at the sky wide eyed)) Oh brother...
Riku: ... kissed me kissed me kissed me kissed me ((Keeps repeating it over and over))
Ember: I don't want to know T.T
Sora: Kairi kissed YOU? ((Growls))
Mizu: ((Appears again)) Due to circumstances or whatever, Kurayami can't talk, my brother Kitai will take in her place. Oh and don't worry we two are completely insane. And ((Licks her bloody sword)) If you wanna know what happened to Kurayami? Let's just say she's visiting the hospital ((Laughs wicked))
Kitai: Sisters... ((sighs deeply))
Mizu: Say Kitai? Don't you have something from the day we went out? I thought you would still follow them
Kitai:'Sorry I was busy heheh ((Thinks back with a smile))
Mizu: ... Busy... with what?
Kitai: Something? ((Innocent))
Mizu: I don't even wanna know...
Ember: ((Rubs Riku's lips fiercely and finally kisses him deeply))
Riku: ((Blinks and kisses back)) Hello nice seeing you two again
Sora: Me too! ((Kisses Riku too))
Ember: ((Smirks)) So that was that... blegh I hate the taste of Kairi in the ((Looks at clock)) Oh morning already!
Sora&Riku: ((Look at her))
Black Hole: ((Apears with them)) My young fellows it is time to go.
Ember: .. .((sighs)) Yes yes... ((Jumps in the hole))
Mizu: This one rather is short... let's make it longer! Yo Kitai what are you gonna do today?
Kitai: Oh nothing special.
Mizu: What is nothing special?
Kitai: That's for me to know and for you to ever ponder ((Smirks))
Mizu: ((Twitches)) Kitai...
Kitai: Yes sister dear?
Mizu: I wanna know...
Kitai: To bad sister dear I ain't tellin'. ((Smirks))
Mizu: Die a hundred deaths... ((Follows Kitai screaming with her guns))
Kitai: YIKES! ((Runs harder))
Sora: WHIE! ((Jumps in too))
Riku: ... ((Stares at the hole))
Black Hole: I know young Riku I know you don't wan't to do
Riku: Can I stay here?
Kairi: ((Magiacally revived)) RIKU!
Darius: ((Laughs wicked in the distance))
Riku: NEVERMIND! ((Jumps in the hole)) CLOSECLOSECLOSE!
Black Hole: ((Closes and Kairi falls on the hard ground))
Kairi: Ouch... my nose... it-it's bleeding! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Darius: ((Sweatdrops)) ... oh my Ra... ((Shakes his head and shoots off a darkbeam killing her)) i'll revive you when I figured out where they are ((Snickers))
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Kitai: So that was the next ch-- ((Avoids the bullets)) CHAP AND I'LL BE RUNNING! ((Runs off again))
Mizu: COWARD! STUPID BROTHER! ((Growls furious)) Okay anyway R&R! Ja ne! ((Runs after Kitai again))
Darius: ((Sweatdrops)) Every mortal has lost his or her mind the world is coming to an end ((Nods and flies off))