Much to my utter despair we do not own anything, ANYTHING, (now breaking down into sobs)
Chapter 2
When Toni come round again she found herself lying pretty much where she fell. She sat up and realised there was nobody else around apart from Anna-Maria at the helm. Toni immediately began to regret sitting up so fast as her head started to spin. Making her way drunkenly across the deck she decided to go down to the galley for food. Somehow Toni knew exactly which way to go even though she had never been there before. The food was not bad but she was not paying much attention to what she was eating as she was still pondering the reason why she was here. Once Toni had finished eating she decided to go back out on deck to think about everything and perhaps to find Gibbs to tell one of those great stories that has hardly any truth to them. Once up there Toni only found Jack up at the helm instead of Anna-Maria. Deciding to bug him instead Toni slowly sneaked her way up to him and pounced. With a whirl Jack spun around and Toni found the sharp pointy end of his stick at her throat.
'Oh it's only you whelp!' Jack puts away his sword and carries on steering
Toni realised that this was the limit of conversation and began to turn away then he spoke again 'quite a fall you had, worse than before.'
A voice inside Toni's head suddenly spoke up which did not sound like her own but it must have been because why would anybody else be in her head. The voice said quite clearly what's got him all concerned all of a sudden. Suddenly Toni's mouth opened and what came out was quite unexpected
'Well, what can I say I must have been eating more lately'
This wonderful exchange of words between Toni and the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow was suddenly interrupted by Gibb's shout. 'The pigeons are coming, the pigeons'
'Pigeon's' thought Toni. 'What arggh' She had just been attacked by one of the miniature flame breathing pigeons that the Navy now had in their employ. Once you were attacked by a flame breathing pigeon then they would deliver their message. Pretty pointless really because you tend not to read mail if your trying to put the flames, that are devouring you, out. Jack picked up the letter that the pigeon had dropped and read out what it said. Needless to say the news was not good after all it was from the king's royal navy and if they had sent a pirate a letter well you know figure it out for yourselves. The pigeon that had delivered the letter was now beating a hasty retreat away from Gibb's hose and it flew across to a boat that was 100m away and getting closer.
'Ah Captain, what did the letter say?' asked Anna-Marie
'Simple' replied Jack 'We'd be under attack'
and with that all hell broke loose!