Chapter three

I do not own anything Pirates of the Caribbean related apart from the dvd and a poster or two or three...Anyway the name Toni wasn't even our idea but its ok we nicked it from a mate, who said she didn't mind or so Jacki said :p. I also own a wonderful hat and Jacki still has her hair so we are all happy!

When Jack fell off the boat, he wasn't exactly expecting it nor was anyone else for that matter. He was hoping that something would happen before the inevitable did. Halfway through the fall Jack managed to turn and dive into the water, ok so that was Jack's plan and it didn't exactly work out. As he spun mid air, he looked down and to his surprise saw a massive sperm whale with gaping jaws. He was wondering what relevance this had to the plot line in general when he was swallowed whole.

Back on deck all eyes were on the spot where each had last seen Jack and the whale. Toni, still chained, had run over to the side of the ship and was about to heroically dive in after hiw when she was pulled back by Anna maria and Gibbs, still chained, so this was quite a feat. She struggled for a time and then just gave up. During this the only other movement was coming from Norrington who had fallen on his llama which had rather fortunately drooled on his wig and so the fire was no more. A pigeon sat a few feet away looking rather smug. With a grunt both Norrington and his fluorescent pink llama righted themselves and simultaneously turned to see where the pirate had gone but Jack was nowhere to be seen.

'Where did he go to?'

Toni wriggled her shoulders as if to say I dunno what you asking me for, I'm not even from this century, do you know that I'll probably be relaying all this to a psychiatrist in a couple of years time. I mean I can talk to pigeons and look mate this is not my fault' all in all it was a pretty good wiggle. It also meant that the chains miraculously fell off her wrists. The naval sailors looked confused as she stopped wriggling but the look quickly turned to fear as she kicked the nearest naval officer and grabbed his sword, all in one motion. Before anyone knew what was happening the rest of the pirate crew were free and Toni was running full out towards Norrington.

As Toni slowly gained on her target, killing all who stood in her way which was about 20 odd, ok that might not sound that great to you but you are forgetting that the odds were roughly 20 to 1. Norrington who saw her coming was preparing himself with a couple of practice swings, whilst shouting encouragement and orders to his men

'Come on lads, they're just a bunch of pirates'

'Stop dying and start fighting'

'That's great, keep it up'

Eventually, after a slow motion moment of Toni running up to Norrington, who, in mid yawn managed a look of surprise, before turning completely to fight. They continued like that (still in slow motion) for a moment before everything sped up to fast forward mode and the whole fight scene appeared to be going double time. It was only when Cotton realised that his parrot was chewing on something that resembled a square shape with big buttons. (Someone had time travelled in left a remote control and quickly went again after assessing the situation). Taking it off the parrot, who gave an indignant squawk and left, he pressed the button that said play and once he was sure everything was back to normal (well as normal as could be expected) he chucked the remote overboard. This action ensured that he would forget about it for as well as being mute Cotton also had a short term memory and his parrot was highly unlikely to relate the tale with his limited vocabulary.

Soon the crew of the black pearl had defeated the naval officers and tied everything that was still alive around the mast and due to the pirates superior fighting skills well you can figure out the rest. Toni had come with a plan that would mean they would get the Pearl back. The crew of the Black Pearl had taken the uniforms from the 'still living' naval crew with Toni taking Norrington's coat and then placed the crew and bodies in the brig. They then signalled to the naval crew and explained that the wounded soldiers were below decks and that the pirates were still locked in the brig. After a majority of the naval soldiers came aboard to check on the prisoners and wounded, the pirates made their way back to their own ship killing the rest of the naval crew that had been left on board the Black Pearl.

The llamas had fled once the battle had started and were nowhere to be seen. The pirates began to celebrate their victory and teel of the heroic deeds that they may or may have not done. For example Gibbs swore that it was he who disabled the rudder chain when Cotton was sure that he had done it. The only one who wasn't celebrating was Toni who wondered about Jack. Just as she was thinking this she saw, out of the corner of her eye, saw the soaking wet form of Jack Sparrow coming out of his cabin. Pouncing on him and berating him for worrying her she heard him say

'Me room's full of trees!'