Evil Fangirls! Chapter 1: The Capture, a yu yu hakusho fanfic

Evil Fangirls!

Chapter One: The Capture

By T. Sinami

Me: This is a K/H pairing! Yes, Yaoi. Get over it, you immature brats, and R&R.

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Nicole: -Walks through the park-

Hiei: -Sits in a tree-

Kurama: -Leans against the tree Hiei is sitting in-

Nicole: -Stops when seeing Kurama- O.O KURAMA! YOU'RE STILL HERE!

Kurama: Oh no...v.v.

Hiei: -Looks down at them- Is this the girl you were telling me about? The one you were trapped at the mall with?

Kurama: -Sigh- Unfortunatley, yes... u.u;

Nicole: Hiei? -Gasp- Laura would love you!

Kurama: Are you talking about the Laura the was at the mall as well?

Nicole: You bet!

Hiei: -Blinkblink-

Nicole: Kurama, I'm sorry...-Hug- Would you like to get some ice cream with me?

Kurama: -Is hugged- O.o

Hiei: -More blinkblink-

Nicole: Come on! -Takes his hand and leads him to the ice cream parlor-

Hiei: -Jumps from tree to tree, following them-

Nicole: We're going to the parlor, we're going to the fair, to see the handsome Kurama, in his underwear! -Sings- Oh, Kurama Kurama Kurama, Kurama Kurama Kurama, He looks so very nice, in his underwear, cha cha!

Kurama: WHAT? O.o

Hiei: O.O

Nicole: Nothing...-Shifty eyes-There it is! -Points to the ice cream parlor where there is a short line- Do you know what ice cream is?

Hiei: -Jumps down- Ice cream?

Nicole: -Looks at Hiei- Guess not. It's this good creamy or watery ices. Comes in lots of different flavors.

Kurama: -Looks at the list- I think I'll take the cherry one.

Nicole: Small, medium, or large?

Kurama: Medium, I suppose.

Nicole: -Eyes sparkle- So you don't loose your bishounen complexion?

Kurama: o.O

Hiei: I'll have a medium...lemon.

Nicole: And I'll have a medium cookies and cream!

Worker: That'll be $7.50.

All: o.O

Hiei: Were you listening in on our conversation?

Worker: ...No. -Looks at his black and white spiked hair- Nice hairdo.

Hiei: Hn.

Nicole: -Reaches into her pocket-

Kurama: -Looks at Nicole- I'll pay. -Pulls out of his wallet and pays-

Nicole: -Takes her ice and indulges then suddenly stops-

Kurama: What's wrong? O.o

Nicole: ...Brain freeze.

Hiei: -Eats his quietly- Sour...

Kurama: This is good...Thank you, Nicole.

Nicole: Anytime, my lo—Kurama. Heart Anyways, would you like to come to my house?

Kurama: Umm—

Nicole: —Of course you would!

Hiei: I'll skip it.

Nicole: You can come too!

Hiei: Hn...-Jumps into a tree-

Nicole: -Pulls Kurama along- It's right near here!

Kurama: x.x GAH!

Nicole: There it is! -Points to the large house-

Kurama: Is that all yours? O.o

Nicole: Yep! My parents are filthy rich!

Kurama: Wow.

Hiei: Hn...-Jumps down beside them-

Nicole: -Walks over to the door and points to the pad next to it then looks at Kurama- Uber cool security system.

Kurama: I see...

Hiei: -Looks at it carefully-

Security System: Retina scan.

Nicole: -Takes off her "emo" glasses and puts one eye up to the little camera-

Security System: Approved. Security code.

Nicole: -Puts her glasses on then looks at the number pad and quickly turns to the two-

Kurama: -Turns away-

Hiei: -...Doesn't-

Kurama: -Looks at Hiei- She doesn't want us seeing the password.

Hiei: Hn. -Turns around-

Nicole: Good. -Inputs the numeric password-

Security System: Approved. Voice code.

Kurama and Hiei: -Turn back around-

Nicole: -She cleared her voice- Nicole (Last name censored for security reasons)

Security system: Approved. Fingerprint scan.

Nicole: -Puts her thumb against a gel pad-

Security system: Approved. Welcome, Miss Nicole.

Nicole: -Looks back at them- Come in!

Kurama and Hiei: -Walk in-

Nicole: -Closes the door and puts a white piece of paper with Japanese symbols that looked much like a magical ward on the door-

Kurama: -Looks around- Your house is incredible...

Nicole: Yup! -In just the living room, which was quite big, she had a big plasma screen on the wall, two leather couches, a chair, a wooden coffee table, a computer desk with a scanner, printer, a wacom tablet, and fax machine, a telephone, and a laptop. It also came with a webcam and microphone. Other things she had were a mirror, a magazine rack, and more stuff-

Hiei: -Looks around- Hn... -Leans against the wall-

Kurama: -Laughs slightly- That's all Hiei needs, a wall.

Hiei: Sweatdrop Do not... -.-;

Nicole: Sit, Kurama. Be happy.

Kurama: ...-Sits-

Nicole: -Sits beside him- Heehee...

Kurama: ...

Hiei: -Watches her carefully-

Nicole: -Out of the blue glomps him-

Kurama: O.o I knew you wouldn't change! -Jumps off- We aught to be leaving...

Hiei: -Nods and moves towards the door-

Nicole: I don't think so...

Kurama: What do you mean?

Hiei: We can leave whenever we want. -Puts a hand on the doorknob to open it and feels like he was punched in the stomach-

Nicole:. No leaving, m'dears.

Kurama: You...

Nicole: -Explains- I put a magical ward thingamajig on the door so you can't leave.

Hiei: Ugh...-Attempts to pull out his sword-

Nicole: I don't think so...

Hiei: It's not there...

Nicole: It's outside, on the porch.

Kurama: So you're kidnaping us?

Nicole: If you want to think of it that way. -Shrug-

Hiei: Great. Captured by a girl. A human girl, no less.

Nicole: I feel so evil. -Evil cackle-

Kurama and Hiei: O.O

Nicole: -Choke-

Kurama and Hiei: O.O

Nicole: -Falls over- X.x

Kurama and Hiei: O.O

Nicole: -Sits up- I'm okay! -Looks at Hiei- Don't even attempt to hurt me. Then you'd never get out.

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: What are those for? -Points at chains and such-

Nicole: Why, they're for you, silly!

Hiei: Hn.

Nicole: -Handcuffs each of them- And now... -Gets out collars-

Kurama: WHAT! O.O

Nicole: -Puts collars on both of them-

Hiei: It says my name. -Points to a little dog tag that says "Hiei"-

Kurama: Mine too.

Nicole: So I don't forgot who you are!

Kurama and Hiei: -Sweatdrop-

Nicole: I'm smart, ne?

Kurama and Hiei: ...

Nicole: -Walks into another room and comes back with a thornless red rose that looked fresh picked. She looked at Kurama- Remember when you gave me this?

Kurama: Yes...but that was from several months ago!

Nicole: It hasn't died yet, or even shed a petal. -Puts it in the vase in the other room then comes back and sits beside Kurama-

Kurama: All the presents you got from everyone, you still have them?

Nicole: -Nods- Yuppers.

Kurama: So the wards...they're from Miroku...

Nicole: And the sacred arrow from Kagome, yes, yes...

Kurama: But what are you going to do with that arrow? You don't even have a bow!

Nicole: Correction. - I do. Hold on a second...-Starts running upstairs-

Kurama and Hiei: ...?

Nicole: -Looks at them- C'mmon, boys! Follow moi! -Runs up the stairs-

Kurama and Hiei: -Follows-

Kurama: What is she going to do to us? T-T

Hiei: We can knock her unconscious and then decide on what to do then...

Kurama: Maybe...

Nicole: -The second floor has many, many doors. At the foot of the stairs there is a numeric keypad. She enters a code-

Security System: Weapons Room opened.

Kurama: Weapons room? O-O

Nicole: Yup! -Opens the door-

Kurama: O.O

Nicole: -Grabs her recurve bow, which is currently unstrung and in it's bag. Other weapons she has are swords, katanas, knives, pistols, a semi-automatic rifle, a .44 Magnum, and other weapons- See here, this is my bow. In my trophy room I have many archery awards. That is why I still have Kagome's arrow.

Hiei: -Looks at Katanas-

Nicole: -Smacks Hiei- Don't you even think about it!

Hiei: -Walks out with a red hand mark on his cheek- Hn.

Nicole: -Pulls Kurama out and closes the door- Now, lets go downstairs. -Slides down the railing of white marble-

Kurama: -Watches her- O-O

Nicole: -In the living room- C'mmon, guys, at least walk down the stairs...

Kurama: -Slides down the railing and falls flat on his face at the bottom- X.o Ow.

Hiei: -Goes down the stairs and looks at Kurama- You look like an idiot.

Kurama: -Gets up and scratches the back of his head- I suppose I did.

Nicole: But you looked like my idiot! -Cling- -Sqeals-

Hiei: Get off of him. -Patented death glare-

Nicole: MEEP! -Uncling-

Kurama: -Looks at Hiei- Thanks.

Hiei: I was just doing it because she's annoying. -Crosses arms-

Nicole: -Pokes Hiei's hair- How much gel do you put in? O-O

Hiei: I don't put any—

Nicole: And it's never frizzy, not even a hair is ever out of place...how do you do it?

Hiei: Just shut up. You're dragging me down to your level of stupidity and beating me with experience.

Kurama:...Harsh.

Nicole: -Sniffs- I'm not stupid...

Hiei: You're as bad as Kuwabara.

Nicole: No I'm not...-Runs off-

Kurama: -Raises an eyebrow- You made her cry.

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: -He shakes his head- Hiei hiei hiei...

Hiei: Why do you care about that girl? She kid napped us.

Kurama: You try having to stay with her at a mall, with her dragging you everywhere. She kind of gets to you.

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: I'm going to try and find her...

Hiei: You do that. -Uber sarcasm-

Kurama: I need a GPS to navigate through this place...

Nicole: -Lays on her huge canopy bed in one of her many rooms. This happened to be one of her first floor rooms-

Kurama: Hmm...most of these doors are locked...

Nicole: -Sniffs- I hate that Hiei...he's so short too...

Kurama: -Faintly hears her voice and follows it. Finally sees a door slightly open, and knocks- Nicole...?

Nicole: -Dramatic sob- Go away! T-T

Kurama: -Goes inside anyways and looks around- Is this your room?

Nicole: -Buries her face in the pillow- One of them.

Kurama: One of them? My room is like as big as your closet!

Nicole: -A muffled laugh could be heard-

Kurama: -Smiles slightly- Are you going to come back inside?

Nicole: -Shakes her head-

Kurama: You can come back when you want to, I suppose, then. -Walks back to Hiei-

Hiei: -Looks at her- How much do you like her?

Kurama: Not more then you, koi.

Hiei: -Leans against him-

Kurama: -Puts an arm around him-

Mysterious (But yet, somehow familiar) Voice: -On the loud speaker which broadcasts without the mansion- Are you enjoying yourselves?

Hiei: -Leaves Kurama's arms-

Kurama: It must be her...

Nicole: Correct! Wow, you're smart. Pat yourself on the back, why don't you. Do you know why your life has been a living hell in the last several months?

Hiei: Where are you! -Narrows his eyes-

Kurama: Why?

Nicole: Because I am...a fan fictional writer.

Hiei: What the hell...?

Nicole: You can see me as a god.

Hiei and Kurama: -Sweatdrop-

Nicole: Anyways, this is my story. My plot. I always win.

Kurama: This won't turn out good...

Nicole: Bwahahaha...-Coughcoughchoke and the speaker turns off-

Kurama: ...I believe we're in some danger.

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Nicole: Sits in a wheeled chair in one of the computer rooms If I can't have him...

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Hiei: -He looks around, his eyes narrowed, looking for any sort of escape-

Kurama: A mere human girl...

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Nicole: ...Nobody will. -She crumbles up a well drawn picture of Kurama in her hand. She spins around in the chair to face the TV, which is on-

News person on TV: Latest news on the escapee from the mental ward. Witnesses say he has long white hair, marks under his eyes, and a moon tattoo under his forehead. Is he part of a cult? He was dressed in an odd attire as well, and carries two swords. This is a dangerous man who needs to be locked up. More news to come.

Nicole: Oh no...-The paper ball drops from her hand-

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There's the first chapter...R&R please!