Evil Fangirls!

Chapter 2: Double Trouble

By T. Sinami

Kurama and I: -In the looooove closet-

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Unknown: -Knock at the door-

Kurama: -Looking for food in the fridge-

Hiei: I wonder who it is. -Goes to the door-

Nicole: -Rushes down the stairs- I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT! -Glares at Hiei- Move it, small fry.

Hiei: You—

Kurama: Hiei, calm down. -Eats an apple

Hiei and Kurama: -Walk into another room-

Nicole: Quick...-She pulls off the magic wards and Laura rushes in-

Laura: WHERE IS MY HIEI-KUN!

Nicole: -Throws more wards on the door- Over there. -Points at Hiei hiding behind a quite calm Kurama-

Kurama: ...I'm used to this. -Steps out of the way-

Laura: -Pounceattacks Hiei- HIEI-KUN! -Stares at him- I can't believe it. .

Nicole: -Snickers and wraps an arm around Kurama- Hee.

Kurama: ... -Sighs-

Hiei: Someone...help...me...-Falls over- x.x

Laura: Ican'tbelieveI'mfinallymeetingHiei-kunImeanlikesit'smydreamandHiei-kunI'mtotallyyour numberonefangirl -Continues babbling random nonsense-

Hiei: She's...choking...me...x.x

Laura: OH NO! -Performs CPR on Hiei-

Hiei: o.o -Rolls over and hides behind Kurama- She's...she's the devil!

Laura: Hee. -Curtseys- At your service. -Suddenly holds up his sword- Is this yours?

Hiei: GIMME!

Laura: Nu-uh...-Dangles it above his head-

Hiei:. MY SWORDDD!

Laura: Here Nicole. -Throws it to Nicole-

Nicole: Thanks. -Catches it with ease and runs upstairs-

Kurama: I don't think you're ever going to see your sword again, Hiei...

Hiei: -Cracks his knuckles- I'm going to kill them both!

Laura: o.o But I love you!

Hiei: Hn. -Sighs- I just want to go back to our world...

Nicole: -Comes back down without his sword- I'm baaaack!

Hiei: Oh no...

Nicole: OH YES! -Skips to them-

Hiei: I hate you.

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Sesshoumaru: -Walks through a crowd of terrified people- ... -Walks up to a man, who is just about to soil his pants- Have you heard of Nicole?

Man: T-t-there are...a lot of...Nicoles...

Sesshoumaru: Insane...Brown hair...Glasses...Hazel eyes...Tall

Man: O-oh...Nicole -insert last name here-?

Sesshoumaru: Yes, now where is she? -Crosses his arms-

Man: In the...b-b-big house at the...end of t-town...-Runs away-

Sesshoumaru: Ah. -Runs off-

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Nicole and Laura: TV TIME! -Grabs their bishounen and plop down onto the couch-

Kurama: TV...

Hiei: ...Time?

Nicole and Laura: YES!

Nicole: -Turns on the TV- What do you want to watch, Laura?

Laura: I don't know, Nicole, what do you want to watch?

Nicole and Laura: ANIME!

Laura: -Snickerfit- Let's show the two pretty boys themselves...

Nicole. Ah. -Nods and flips through the channels- Here we go. -Stops on Yu Yu Hakusho-

Kurama: -Watches- o.o That's...ME!

Hiei: And me...-Twitches- Were you stalking us?

Nicole: Nohohohoho...You're a fictional character! -Blinks- It'd be cool if you were real, though. I mean, you're real here, but you're really not. I'm just really cool. -Grins-

Laura: Enough of YYH. -Grabs the remote- Naruto!

Hiei and Kurama: Naruto...?

Nicole: YAYYYYY! -Stares at the TV- Kakashi is adorable...

Laura: Meh. -Is also fixated on the TV-

Hiei: -Whispers- Now is our time to get away...

Kurama: But this is a good show... v.v

Hiei: -Elbows him- Let's go.

Kurama and Hiei: -Scurry away-

Kurama: Where to?

Hiei: -Shrug- At least we are away from those two.

Kurama: I'm going to look around the first floor. But almost everything needs identification...

Hiei: I'm going to try and get my sword back. -Runs upstairs-

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Sesshoumaru: -Looks at the giant mansion- That must be it... -Runs towards it-

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Laura: -Comes back to reality when the episode ends- HEY!

Nicole: -Does the same- Where'd they go? -Looks around-

Laura: -Looks at the door- They didn't escape...

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Done! . R&R please!

-Nicole