Evil Fangirls!
Chapter 3: Intrusion!
By T. Sinami
Nicole: Ohkay. Next chapter, comin' atcha!
Disclaimer: Nicole doesn't own anyone from Yu Yu Hakusho or Inuyasha, bla bla bla.
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Sesshoumaru: -Attemps to get into the mansion but gets electrocuted from the security, and a punch in the stomach from the wards- Damn... -He glares at the door, pulling out his sword- Useless piece of crap... -He swings it at the door, but nothing happens and he puts it back in it's sheath-
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Hiei: OW! X.x -Is shocked by the security system- I'll just have to break it... -Goes to punch the security box-
Security System: -Beep- WARNING! -Beep- Now blocking all windows and security keypads. -Thick metal sheets cover the keypads and windows-
Hiei: --; GOD DAMMIT! -Stomps back downstairs-
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Kurama: Nothing useful that can be accessible... -Frowns- She really has tight security.
Nicole: -Suddenly runs in and pounces- KURAMAAAAA! -Squeals-
Kurama: Ugh. u.u -Is glomped- I feel so violated...
Nicole: -Forces him into a kiss-
Hiei: Kurama I—GET OFF OF HIM, YOU LITTLE BITCH! -Attacks-
Nicole: GAH! -Runs out- LAURAAAA! .
Kurama: Thanks, Hiei... -Hugs him-
Hiei: Hn. Anything for you.
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Sesshoumaru: I have to find a way to get in...POISON CLAWS! -Swipes at the door, and gets a punch in the stomach- DAMN! -Watches the door get covered in metal- I will kill her...She has humiliated me and will not get away with it.
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Nicole: -Panting- x.x How could you like Hiei?
Laura: He's so dreaaaaamy! .
Nicole: HE WAS READY TO KILL ME! -Twitch- Anyways, wanna see one of my rooms of my anime memorabilia?
Laura: -Nodnod- Let's go!
Both: -Race upstairs-
Nicole: -Quickly opens a keypad to input the password and runs into the room-
Laura: -Gasp- It's...so...beautiful...-Wipes a tear away-
Nicole: Hehe, I know.
Laura: YAOI PADDLE! -Graps it- I have to use it on Hiei...mehe. -Grows devil tail and horns for a moment-
Nicole: -Takes a step back- You do that!
Both: -Leave the room, Laura with the paddle-
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Sesshoumaru: -Pokes the door and gets punched- X.X GEEZ!
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Hiei: -Sees Laura- She scares me.
Kurama: They're actually kind of fun, once you get to know them.
Hiei: o.o WHA? HAVE YOU GONE INSANE!
Kurama: Perhaps. That's what you get from staying with her locked in a mall. -Smiles camly-
Hiei: -Sighs- Kurama...
Nicole: -Stares at Hiei and Kurama- Such wonderful yaoi goodness...
Kurama: -Blinks- What are you talking about? I don't—Hiei's my friend—We're just—
Hiei: Hn.
Nicole: -Hears something by the door- Hm? o.o
Laura: Someone's trying to get in?
Nicole: -Hears the voice- FLUFFY! -Bounces around-
Kurama: -Sigh- She's hopeless.
Nicole: MY LOVE HAS RETURNEEEED!
Kurama: Or rather to kill you?
Nicole: -Unlocks the door- FLUFFY! -Drags him in-
Sesshoumaru: GAH! X.x
Kurama: Hiei, be careful.
Hiei: Hn.
Laura: SESSHOUMARU! -Faints-
Nicole: I'll be back with Sesshoumaru...later...-Evil cackle and drags Sesshoumaru off-
Sesshoumaru: . Damn you...
Kurama: I'm afraid for him. -Sigh- u.u
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Sesshoumaru: -Tied to a bed- x.x
Nicole: I've missed you, Fluffy-chan!
Sesshoumaru: Let me go...bitch...
Nicole: -Starts pulling off his clothes- You're the one who came to me...
Sesshoumaru: Ugh...
Nicole: -Finishes undressing him, save his fluffy thing which covers his maleparts- Hehee...
Sesshoumaru: Filthy piece of—
Nicole: MY LOVE! -Pounces upon-
Sesshomaru: Owww. x.x
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Laura: -Gapes at Hiei-
Hiei: ...Get her away from me.
Laura: AIYEEE! -Attacks Hiei and drags him off-
Hiei: .
Kurama: -Follows-
Laura: -Puts the unconscious Hiei on a bed and undresses him down to his boxers- I'll be back in a moment, love...-Walks out-
Kurama: -Hides in the room-
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Nicole: -Looks at Sesshoumaru in all his naked glory-
Sesshoumaru: .
Nicole: So delicious...-Runs out to talk to Laura-
Sesshoumaru: -Growls-
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Laura: -Watching TV-
Nicole: -Finds Laura- Guess whaaat?
Laura: You have Sesshy tied down naked to a bed? n.n
Nicole: How did you know? o.o
Laura: ESP or something. Anyways, where is Kurama?
Nicole: -Shrug- No clue. Oh well.
Both: -Watch TV-
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Okay, this chapter is horrible, but done! Please don't give up on it now...v.v If you want some lemon between Hiei and Kurama, please R&R, and you'll get it. I'm totally waiting to do it...don't fail me, readers!
-Nicole