Evil Fangirls!
Chapter 4: The Molestinator! -Trumpets-
By T. Sinami
Laura: Laura here! Nicole is currently busy trying to unscramble some words. So I'll be doing the disclaimer and stuff. By the way, the rough plot of this chapter was thought up by me, because I rock like that. My pen name is A. Krisis, so read my fanfics! Coughcough ...When they're up...ANYWAYS!
Disclaimer: Nicole doesn't own anyone from Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, or me (Laura). Nor does she own the plotline...-Rolls eyes-
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Nicole: KURAMAAAAA! -Yells-
Laura: Ow. X.x -Puts hands over her ears-
Kurama: -Walks in- Yes?
Nicole: I'm bored, so I want to do something. With you. -Holds up a collar- Put this on.
Kurama: o.o Wha...?
Nicole: Put it on! -Throws it at him-
Kurama: -Catches it- Fine... -Puts it on-
Nicole: Now, we're going to go on a date. Don't try anything funny.
Kurama: But...but...Hiei...
Laura: I'll take real good care of him, don't worry. -Snickers-
Nicole: Don't forget about Sesshoumaru!
Laura: Don't worry...I won't...-Evil cackle- -Walks towards where Hiei is-
Nicole: I hope she doesn't hurt my Fluffy-chan...Anyways, let's go, Kurama!
Kurama: Help me...
Nicole: -Quickly takes the wards off and drags Kurama out before throwing the wards back on the door- So, Kurama, where do you want go?
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Laura: -Stands next to Hiei, grinning insanley- So, chibi-chan. Can I call you Chibi-chan? Alright, Chibi-chan it is.
Hiei: Hn.
Laura: -Touches his hair- How much gel do you use?
Hiei: I don't. -Growls-
Laura: -Grins- Of course you don't, Chibi-chan.
Hiei: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Laura: -Blinks- Why, Chibi-chan?
Hiei: I SAID–Hn.
Laura: You say that a lot, yes.
Hiei: -Sigh- u.u
Laura: -Randomly glomps -
Hiei: o.o GETOFFME! I'll kill you...
Laura: -Raises eyebrow- How?
Hiei: -Is tied down-
Laura: And if you kill me, you'll have no chance what so ever of getting out...
Hiei: Hn.
Laura: So, what was I doing? OH YEAH! -Continues glomping-
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Nicole: -Walking down the street, arms linked with Kurama- So, where do you want to go?
Kurama: -Sigh- I suppose we're going to dinner?
Nicole: Yup! -Nodnod-
Kurama: A nice place, then.
Nicole: I KNOW JUST THE PLACE! -Grins and drags him off-
Kurama: .
Nicole: -Stops at a fancy Italian restaurant- Here it is!
Kurama: .
Nicole: Wake up! -Hits-
Kurama: X.x I'm alive...barley...
Nicole: Good! You have to act very fancy...Get it? Got it? Good. -Walks in-
Kurama: -Sigh-
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Sesshoumaru: -Manages to put back on the bikini he bought at the mall- I still feel so pretty...
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Laura: -Has fondled Hiei thoroughly by now-
Hiei: So...violated...u.u
Laura: Hehe, just call me...-Suddenly has a cape and wind blowing back her hair and cape- THE MOLESTINATOR! -Random trumpets blare-
Hiei: ...
Laura: Now I must save Chibi-chan with my wonderful groping powers! -Pounces on him-
Hiei: Ugh! -Is violated in many places-
Laura: -Cackles- A fangirl's dream come true! -Kisses him-
Hiei: Ugh, human. -Twitches-
Laura: You hold onto that thought, I'm going to go check out Sesshy. Be back soon! -Blows a kiss and runs off to Sesshoumaru-
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Kurama and Nicole: -Sitting at a small table, reading menus-
Nicole: -Grinning- Don't you just love this place?
Kurama: -Blinks- o.o It's so expensive...
Nicole: Don't worry, it goes on my dad's tab. -Nod- So, what'll you have?
Kurama: Just a steak...
Nicole: So manly! -Swoon- As more me, I'm going to have chicken and a salad. Whaddya want to drink, my lovely lover?
Kurama: Lovely lover?
Nicole: Yup!
Waiter: -Walks up- What would you like, miss?
Nicole: For me, a chicken and a salad with Italian dressing, with a Diet Coke. As for him, he'd like a medium-rare steak and a Sprite.
Waiter: -Scribbles it down and walks away-
Kurama: o.o How did you know?
Nicole: I remember one episode where you ordered that. -Nod-
Kurama: Episode...? Oh yeah, the TV thing. -Shakes head- I'll never accept that.
Nicole: -Jumps up- Bathroom! -Scurries off-
Kurama: -Looks around- I can get away now...-Starts to get up-
Nicole: -Comes back- Is my dear Kurama trying to get away from me? -Grabs a remote out of her bag and presses the big shiny red button (Author: SHINY? WHERE? .)-
Kurama: -Is shocked- . ... x.x
Nicole: -Smiles- Sit up straight, Kurama!
Kurama: -Forces himself to sit up straight- Oww...
Nicole: Here comes our food! -Giggle-
Waiter: -Gives them their food-
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Laura: -Arrives at Sesshoumaru's room- Sesshy! Sesshy...bikini...? o.o
Sesshoumaru: -Blushes- But I feel...pretty...
Laura: -Backs out of the room slowly- I am forever scarred... -Runs back to Hiei- CHIBI-CHANNNNN!
Hiei: Oh no...
Laura: -Runs into the room and flings herself upon him- I have a terrible image in my mind, so you need to help me!
Hiei: Hn.
Laura: The Molestinator needs your help!
Hiei: Hn.
Laura: -Goes to violate him more- This is helping muchly...
Hiei: ...Hn. (Author: Laura really wants to do this to him. So, if anyone knows the number of Mr. Hiei/Chibi-Chan, please email me or her. Thanks.)
Laura: -Giggles- Is that all you can say, Chibi-chan?
Hiei: No. -Growl-
Laura: Good. -Nods and continues violating Hiei-
Hiei: X.x Kurama...
Laura: -Slaps- NO KURAMA! You are mine, and there shall be no manly-man love between you and he. GOT IT?
Hiei: o.o -Meeps- Yes'm.
Laura: -Smiles- Great! -Molests-
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Nicole and Kurama: -Walking down the street-
Nicole: Wasn't that such a good meal?
Kurama: I didn't taste anything...I think my tongue was burned when you shocked me...
Nicole: I'm sorry, love. -Nuzzles-
Kurama: Eep...-Blinks- Look! A Good Year blimp! -Points behind her and runs-
Nicole: WHERE? -Looks around- I don't see any—HEY! -Presses the button again-
Kurama: -Is shocked again- X.x
Nicole: This is a terrible first date...-Shakes her head- I think it's time to go home, now.
Kurama: Finally...
Nicole: Did you say something? -Glare-
Kurama: Noma'amIdidn'tsayanything...
Nicole: -Smile- Good.
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Hiei: I will never be the same...-Eyetwitch-
Laura: -Grin- All thanks to THE MOLESTINATOR!
Hiei: As soon as I get out of these I will—
Laura: Marry me? Great! -Blinks- I'm going to go check on Sesshy again...
Hiei: Thank god she's away from me...
Laura: What did you say?
Hiei: Hn.
Laura: That's what I thought. -Goes to where Sesshoumaru is-
Sesshoumaru: -Still has the bikini on-
Laura: x.x That is just...
Sesshoumaru: Beautiful? I know. -Starts singing 'I'm Too Sexy'-
Laura: NO! BAD DOG! -Has a whip randomly and whips him-
Sesshoumaru: I'm too sexy for Milan, New York and—OW! X.x
Laura: -Whips more- BWAHAHA!
Sesshoumaru: -Whimper- I'm still sexy...
Laura: ...
Sesshoumaru: ...
Laura: ...
Sesshoumaru: Banana?
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Nicole and Kurama: -Walk in-
Nicole: -Quickly puts the wards back on the door- We're baaaaack!
Kurama: -Is like...dead-
Nicole: -Drops Kurama onto the floor-
Kurama: u.u Ow.
Nicole: -Skips to Sesshoumaru's room- Oh Fluffy!
Sesshoumaru: Not her...
Laura: Good, I can go back to Hiei! -Runs off-
Nicole: I'm here, my Fluffy-chan!
Sesshoumaru: -Cringe-
Nicole: Why are you wearing that bikini? -Blinkblink-
Sesshoumaru: ...Because it makes me feel pretty.
Nicole: Nu! -Takes the bikini off- Much better! -Puts his fluffy thing over his maleparts-
Sesshoumaru: NOOOOOO! -Dramatic sob- I'M NOT PRETTY ANYMORE!
Nicole: You've still got your makeup, Fluffy!
Sesshoumaru: -Pout-
Nicole: So what is that fluffy thing?
Sesshoumaru: -Shrug- I dunno, I've had it since before I can remember.
Nicole and Sesshoumaru: -Get into a deep conversation, which is rather weird seeing Sesshoumaru came her to kill her and Nicole had the sole purpose of molesting him-
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Kurama: -Laying on the ground- . -Twitch-
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Hiei: -Being molested-
Laura: -Molesting- I am the Molestinator, hear me molest!
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Okay people, that's all for this chapter! It's rather long...Next chapter I think I'll make everyone get on a sugar high or get drunk or something.
R&R! Piss Laura off by asking for KuraHiei lemon so I'll be forced to write it!
-Nicole