The ways of Havoctorture

by quit forever

Havoc gets tortured... BAD AT SUMMARIES ME IS. GIVE ME FLAMES IF YOU WANT I APPRECIATE Y.Y oops it doesn't have disclaimer.. .so here it is. I do not own Jean Havoc or FMA. ONESHOT

Havoc was innocently walking along a corridor when he suddenly went unconscious, When he woke up he was in a dense forest. Anybody else would have thought it beautiful but he couldn't see a cigarette in sight, and he was out of them. His lighter was gone too. As he went deeper into the forest he found a clearing. Many people lived here it seemed for, there were huts as far as the eye could see. Then the sun rose. And many white (I mean white, not tan bone-white) people came out of the huts, they had green transmutation circles tattoed on them, He saw a sign titled shop. But he didn't know how he knew it said shop. He went inside, "Me'e I ep oo?" the owner said. "Yes can I have a cigarrette?" The shopowner looked at him strangely. "What in Here is a Sigaet? He asked

Havoc's eyes widened, and he said don't think we're in Amestris anynmore"

"Well of course not!" said some kid "YOU'RE IN HERE!

"And where exactly is here?" Havoc asked. The kid suddenly flew away.

Havoc then went to the clothes store to buy himself a mini-skirt, But they didn't have any mini-skirts, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Havoc screamed.

Then he got kicked out of the restaurant for putting a lollipop in his mouth, Havoc started crying. Then a man walked up to Havoc. Grabbed him. And then gave Havoc the wettest kiss ever, Havoc started running but then ended up in a graveyard. He heard people mourning and walked to them. "excuse me?" he said, and they looked at him. He gasped. They were cigarettes "You burned our families" one said "YESYES" another said. The third said "Pay know!"

Havoc was confused. "What do you mean pay know?" he asked

The cigarette retorted "pay with your brain!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" Havoc screamed and then went to work. Fuerher King Bradley demoted Lt. Havoc to seargent, for smoking. Havoc was angry. But not too much as he had finally scored a date for that night, he went to the restaurant first and waited. While he was waiting he started smoking and got slapped and fined 1990. He started to cry. His date arrived, somehow on that day she had gained about 9000 pounds and was now as big as a whale. Correction, she WAS a whale. Literally.