A/N: Hey everyone. I've been bored and I suddenly had inspiration to create a new fic. I don't know if it will be any good, but the only way for me to know is for you all to read and review. So, please R&R! It may start out kinda slow, but it'll get better. Promise!

Disclaimer: I do not own FFX. Square-Enix does. Nor do I own a Johnson Family Vacatiom. Fox-Searchlight owns that.

Summary: Tidus and the gang are taking a well deserved vacation. What will happen along the way? Fun memories and romance no doubt! Pairing are: Tidus/Yuna, Wakka/Lulu, and Auron Rikku. My inspiration came from Johnson Family Vacation, so things that happen in this resemble the movie. But, I've tweaked them little. And, this has nothing to really do with the game, I'm just barrowing the characters. Well, I guess that's about it. Please read and review!

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Tidus walked into the car repair shop and glanced around the building, trying to find his red Lincoln Navigator. "Where is it?" he wondered aloud. Turning around to find some help, he nearly collided with his room mate and good friend, Wakka.

"Whoa, brudda! Watch where ya going."

"Opps, sorry Wakka."

"No problem, ya," stated Wakka in his Besaidian accent. Running his hand through his orange hair he added, " Where's your car."

"I dunno," Tidus replied, scanning the repair shop one more. "Let's go find some help."

The two men wondered around the repair shop, browsing through the vehicles and looking for someone who could assist them. The building seemed empty, except for the cars of course.

"Maybe they're out for lunch," Wakka suggested.

"Naw it's only nine," Tidus replied, checking his watch. "That's an awful early lunch."

"Hey, what's wrong with having lunch at nine?"

"Most people are eatting breakfast at that time."

"So? No reason why you can't eat lunch in the morning."

Ignoring Wakka's comments Tidus asked, "Do you see anybody in here at all?"

"Nope. But, we need to find the truck soon, ya? We still gotta pick up Auron and go get the girls."

"Yeah. Hopefully they're ready. I don't won't to wait-" Seeing a man close to the back of the shop, Tidus finished, "Hey, there's someone!"

"Hello, Kyle," Tidus greeted after checking the man's name tag. "Do you have a truck ready for Tidus Bosharr?"

"Oh, ya man. Just finished it up early this morning," Kyle answered, leading the two men to the rear of the shop.

"Get a load of that hair," Wakka whispered to Tidus.

"I know,' Tidus replied, staring at the back of Kyle's dread locked head. "Did you see those peircings?" Tidus asked, referring to the many earrings that were in Kyle's ears, nose, and eyebrows. He was definately something. Tidus was beginning to dread seeing his truck.

"What do you think, man?" Kyle asked, motioning towards Tidus' truck.

"Oh my..."

"Tidus! Look at your ride!" Wakka shouted.

Walking over to the newly tranformed Navigator, the two men began inspecting every peice of the truck.

"Nice, huh?" Kyle commented.

Nice? This thing is awsome!" Climbing in the back seat, Wakka added, "Brudda, there's t.v.'s back here!"

"T.v.'s! All I wanted was a cd player!" the young blond cried.

"A cd player? But it says here..." Kyle quickly checked the clip board in his hand. "Oh. Your last name's Bosharr, right?

"Yes," Tidus nodded his head.

"I'm sorry, man. This is the Boeshar, truck. Not yours. Well, it is your truck, but it's got the Boeshar package on it."

"Great. This is great. I don't have the cash to pay for this, and I want my truck back."

"Of course. I can have your truck back to you by next Thursday."

Thursday!" Wakka and Tidus cried.

"I need my truck back! Today!" Tidus exclaimed.

"Well, in that case, take it."

"Take it!" Tidus and Wakka shouted in unison once again.

"Sure. We screwed up the order. Why should you have to suffer the consc- consqu- Why should you suffer from it.

Great. This guy was definately messed up. He couldn't even say consquences. But...if he wanted to give it to them...

"Could you excuse us a moment?" Wakka said, pulling Tidus to the side. "Okay, this guy is short a few coconuts, if you know what I mean. But, if he wants to give us the truck..."

"We should take the truck," Tidus finished.

"Dudes, do you guys want this truck or not?"

"Yes. Yes we would," Tidus replied, trying to keep his composure. This was to good to be true.

"Okay. Here are the keys," Kyle said, handing the keys to Tidus. "And this?" he said, taking the reciept from the clip board, "Who needs this?"

"Not me," Tidus replied, watching as Kyle ripped the papar in half. Jumping behind the wheel of the car, Tidus turned on the engine. He wanted to get out of there before anyone changed their minds. "Thanks, Kyle."

"Ya. That's really, uh, nice of you," Wakka said. He slid into the passenger thinking it was either really stupid, or really generous. He was guessing that it was really, really, stupid. But, good on his and Tidus'.

"Not a problem, dudes. Enjoy your new ride," Kyle said, waving them out of the garage. "I've been wanting to get fired for months now anyway." Walking away he shouted, "Strip joint, here I come!"

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Tidus and Wakka were driving down the highway, chatting about their new ride.

"Man, it has a built in navigator," pointed out Wakka.

"I know. And I got my cd player. It's holds not one, not two, but five cd's at a time. And we now have four surround sound speakers."

"Brudda, there's a laptop back here!" Wakka exclaimed, climbing into the back seat.

"No way! What else is back there?" Tidus asked, making sure to keep his eyes on the road. They were about ten minutes from the beach house he shared with with Wakka and Auron, and Tidus couldn't wait to see the look on Auron's face. He smiled imagining the girls' response. Shrieks and screams no doubt.

"Um, we got t.v's in the head rests, the laptop, a PS2, and comfy seats. Have fun driving. I'll just sit back here and enjoy some t.v."

Tidus laughed. "It's like a home away from home."

"And to think Kyle gave it to us for free, ya?" Wakka said, climbing back into the front seat and strapping in.

"I know. He was...something."

"I think all those piercing went to his brain," Wakka laughed.

"Really," Tidus agreed.

The two shared a laugh and drove the rest of the way home in silence.

Tidus broke the silence when he pulled into the drive way of the Besaid beach house he shared with his good friends. "Well, here we are."

"Yep," Wakka replied, getting out of the truck. "Let's go get Auron."

"Okay. Then we have to pick up the girls. Remember, I-10 by ten." said Tidus, pocketing his keys and opening the door to his house.

A/N: So, whatcha think? Good, bad, okay? I know that Spira doesn't have highways or interstates. Or even actual houses. But, just pretend they do. And Auron or Tidus didn't fade away, or go to the Farplane, 'cause if they had I couldn't have made this fic. Heh. So, let me know what you thought! Advice is welcome. please review!