Author's Note: A parody of "Down Under" sang by Aragon. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't own Lord of the Rings, the melody of "Down Under" belongs to Men At Work.
Lands of Gondor!
Going on the quest to help Frodo
On an orc's trail, with Gimli and Orlando
We met a Rohan herd, it made us nervous
We asked about our friends who like second-breakfast
And they said…
Do you come from the lands of Gondor?
Where kings are dead and the soldiers surrender?
Don't you hear, hear the news of Mordor?
You better run, you better take cover.
Having a meeting back in Rivendell
Tried to tell Boromir off, but I fail
He said, I don't trust in strangers
Especially dirty looking rangers.
And he said…
I come from the lands of Gondor!
Where my father needs no heir of Isildur!
Don't you hear, hear the news of Mordor?
You better run, you better take cover.
Lyin' by a river near Helm's Deep
Dreamin' about my girlfriend in my sleep
I said to her, is this just a dream?
Her lips were red and her skin like cream.
And she said…
Don't you come from the lands of Gondor?
Where kings are strong and don't blunder?
Don't hear, hear the news of Mordor?
You better run, you better take cover!
Yeah!
Living in the lands of Gondor!
You better run, you better take cover!
Author's Note: Go Aussie! Hope you knew the song.