"Padfooooooooot…Please. Just one little kiss?"
"No. Not in pubic. People are looking."
"You are paranoid"
"Public displays of affection aren't my thing"
"If you're ashamed of me then..."
"No! Of course I'm not."
"Then why won't you treat me like you boyfriend?"
"I don't want every one knowing…"
"Knowing what? That you're gay?"
"Shhhh….People are staring."
"Then let them!"
"…."
"Pleassssseee…"
"Don't look at me with those big wolfie eyes. You know I can't resist them….Remus. Stop it now."
"Quick. Now ones looking."
"Remus, I'm not going to snog you in public."
"Then I'll just go and make out with Peter. Eh, see how you like that!"
"Remus!"
"…."
"Remus"
"……"
"Happy now?"
"Yep"
A/N: Barely over 100 words! I think that's a new personal record. So, that was that. Utter, utter drabble. I was bored and couldn't be bothered to write real fanfiction so that was the result. Yay or nay?