Hello! This is Joyce, and now it's my turn to write a chapter! This is, The Closet Files, 51 Bishonen, Day 1.

Disclaimer – All animes belong to their rightful owners because they beat us to it.

Warning – MAJOR OOC

-----------------------------------

5 Minutes after we last left Hao and Zeke….

"WAAAAAAH!" Hao and Zeke cried at the same time. "HOW WILL I TAKE CARE OF MY BEAUTIFUL, LONG, SILKY HAIR?"

"They'll groom you." They turned to see a guy dressed in a Heian era outfit, with beautiful, long, silky hair and a big eboshi (A/N: It's called that right?) hat smiling at them. Hao and Zeke blinked.

"Who are you?" Yoh jumped up.

"Aniki, and well, Aniki, meet Fujiwara no Sai!" Hao and Zeke blinked again.

"Hi." Then Hao, being smart, asked,

"Ohhh, yeah, that Joyce girl told us some Sesshomaru guy would tell us the 'Closet Rules'. Who's that?" Sai pointed to a person with long silver hair and a fluffy thing. Zeke blinked.

"That's a woman." He pointed nervously to another guy with beautiful, long, silky hair.

"And so is that! Oh heak, the thing with short grey hair and the one with long white hair are girls too!" Hao, Yoh, Ren, Horo, Faust, Silva and Sai laughed hysterically. Ren caught his breath.

"They are guys! That's Hotohori, Yuki and Ayame!" Just then, the door opened and who should walk in but Joyce, followed by Nazila who was carrying something. Joyce grinned and Nazila blushed.

"ROLL CALL!" Joyce shouted, which was unnecessary due to the fact it was a concrete room. Nazila opened the book she was holding. Joyce took it and started calling out names.

"REN!" Ren raised his hand.

"YOH!" Yoh did the same.

"HAO 1!" Our Hao blinked. He turned around to see his first life standing behind him.

"WHAT THE? WHERE'D YOU COME FROM!"

"I resurrected him!" Joyce shouted, which was still unnecessary, proudly.

"Hi!" Hao 1 said, grinning. Our Hao fainted. Zeke blinked.

"HI!" He shouted, which still was unnecessary, maybe everyone's going deaf by now. Just then, a guy with blonde hair in a braid raised his hand.

"Yes Edwar(1)?"

"Joyce, can I go to the bathroom?" Joyce took out her leash and Edward jumped up. Just then, Zeke noticed something.

"THEY HAVE COLLERS ON?" Joyce looked up.

"AH! I don't have one for you or Hao yet!" She said as she finished hooking Edward to the leash.

"I'll go get them, by the way…Edward, what do we NOT do when we go to the bathroom?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

"We don't try to escape, or punishment will be necessary. Can I go to the bathroom now?" Joyce clapped happily and started dragging him out. Sai shuddered.

"What's with you?" Everyone turned to look at the now awake Hao.

"Punishment scares me. I was punished." Hao raised an eyebrow.

"Why? What happened?"

"I tried to run away, but, they caught me. Darn pit bulls. Vicious things. As punishment, Joyce dragged me back by my hair, and I wasn't aloud to get up and walk. It hurts a lot!" Hao tried to hold in a snicker.

"What time is it?" Horo asked after 2 minutes.

"4:34 PM." A voice replied. They all looked over to see a guy with a clump of bangs over his left eye.

"Hi Hatori!" Yoh greeted. Horo groaned.

"Dinners' at 5!" Hao looked up.

"What's for dinner?" Horo grinned.

"3 pieces of bacon and a cup of water!"

"What. A. Feast." Hao rolled his eyes.

15 minutes later….

The door to the closet opened and in walked Edward with a scared look on his face.

"What took ya so long?" Ren asked.

"Well, I went to the bathroom, then Joyce grabbed me and dragged me back into her room, then started cuddling me, kissing me, and playing with my braid. So, basically, I've been on the other side of the door being torched. But back to good thoughts. Hatori, how much longer till dinner?"

"About 10 minutes." Horo screamed.

"NOOO! WHY MUST I LIVE THROUGH THIS TOURCHURE?" The door opened and a girl that looked a lot like Joyce stood there, smiling.

"I heard there are some new people here. May they please raise their hands?" Hao and Zeke slowly raised theirs. The girl, who was carrying a rulebook and had the name Jen across her shirt, smiled.

"My sister wants to see you!" They slowly got up. Zeke started towards her, while Hao just stood there.

"What does she want?" Jen stared, confused.

"Just to talk to you." Hao took a step forward.

"ANIKI! Don't go! It'll be the end of you!"

"You'll get a collar and you'll never be free again!"

"Hao! You're too young for this fate!"

"HELP!" Everybody stopped shouting at Hao and looked over to see Zeke in Joyce's' grasp, her putting a collar around his neck.

"NOOO!" Hao cried. Zeke fell to the floor, trying to catch his breath. Joyce ran up and caught Hao, then put a collar on him too.

"AHHH!" Hao screamed, while Joyce ran out of the room, locked the door, while laughing like a maniac.

-------------------------

Ehehhe. Please R&R! Also…

(1) My groups pet name for Edward. Try saying it excited and with a cute baby voice.