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Hiei POV-
Why is so it so dark? Where am I? What happened? I can hear voices but they seem so far away. O well. I don't care
Normal POV-
Hiei slowly opened his eyes to see every one staring at him. He was lying on the floor. "What happened?" he asked.
"By the looks of it, you left when we were fighting and cut yourself," Kitty said with a smirk, "You cut your self pretty bad. I think you blacked out."
"What does blacked out mean?" asked Kuwabara.
"What does it sound like?" Kitty replied. He thought about that for a second.
"Oh"
"Where are we?" asked Hiei.
"My house!" Kitty said jumping up and down. "Now we are going to try one of our plans. Psychiatry!"
Hiei sat on the couch between Kurama and Yusuke. Kuwabara and Kitty were going to ask the questions.
"Ok, I'll start," Kuwabara, said trying to sound important. "Make it as difficult as you want shorty. I practiced. I can't take anything you throw at me."
"I'm going to make you eat those words," Hiei said smirking.
"Ok, lets start with your past," Kuwabara started.
"We're not going to talk about that," Hiei said.
"Ok then, lets do ink blots," He said pulling out cards with inkblots, "What do you see?"
"An ink blot."
"Ok then what about this one?"
"An ink blot."
"Ok then what about this one?"
"An ink blot."
"Stop saying that!"
But you asked me what I say. And I saw an ink blot," Hiei said smirking.
"No! You're supposed to say what the ink blot looks like!" Kuwabara said turning slightly red. He pulled out a new one, "What does this look like?"
"A human try his hardest to make an ink blot look like something but failing miserably," Hiei said.
Kuwabara threw his arms up in the air, "I give up!"
"Wait! I know what we can do!" Kitty said. She leaned over to Kuwabara and whispered in his ear their plan.
"Ok then," he said with a small smile, "Fine Hiei, hate yourself."
"Ok, I will."
"Then go ahead."
"Ok then," Hiei said smirking.
"Um hang on never mind. Cut yourself."
"Ok then I will."
"You can do it if you want to."
"I can and I will."
"Hm wait never mind what I said. Fine starve yourself then."
"Aren't I already doing that?"
"Uh yeah but know you can."
"But I already was."
"I know that!"
"Then why did you tell be to do it then?"
"Because," Kuwabara said. He leaned toward Kitty. "I don't think this is going to work," he said loudly.
"What was your first clue genius?" Hiei said rolling his eyes.
"I'm warning you shorty! Don't get me mad! I'll pulverize you!"
"I'd like to see you try."
"Grrr"
"Ok," Kitty said, "Reverse psychiatry didn't work. I don't know why. When my mom does it I always fall for it."
"That's because he's not stupid like you," Yusuke said.
"Ok brake it up," Kurama cut in. "That's enough for now. We'll try later."
"You're going to have to try harder," Hiei said smirking.
Hiei," warned Kurama, "We are going to help. If you like it or not."
That's all for now. Animefreak54 you owe me a bag of cookies. Than you Hiei-lone wolf for correcting my mistake. And I wont let Hiei die. I like him too much. Now if it was Kuwabara that's a different story.. I'll update sooner then you think. Maybe even now.
