I'm sorry that I have not updated this story in a while. There were problems with the internet. But, that was the past! It's here now!
So, Shigure messed up and fooled around too much on Friday. Let's see how much he gets done today.
- Saturday -
Tohru says, " Shigure, wake up."
Shigure says, " No…no…not now…"
In his dream:
Shigure sees a beautiful lady…
Lady says, "Oh Shigure! Come here, you strong man!"
Shigure says, "hahaha…please stop!"
Tohru's voice is heard, " Shigure…shi-gu-reeee!"
Shigure says, "No! (lady comes closer to him) No, tohru! Let me finish this dream!"
Lady asks, " Dream?"
Puff…she's gone.
End of dream.
Shigure wakes up and looks up at a mirror that is across from his bed.
Shigure says desperately, "Oh! There's no beautiful lady with me! Just me in my ugly pajamas, a lonely man with no one to be with."
Tohru: O.o "You have to bake stuff."
" What time is it?"
"It's 2 PM!"
"Ah! Must bake!"
Shigure rushes downstairs…
Shigure says, "Must bake a cake! I will be the best cook there ever was!"
Tohru says, "That's right, Shigure. Now, eat a light lunch first. I made you a sandwich."
Shigure asks, " Who bit in my sandwich?"
Yuki whistles while walking out the door.
Shigure says, "Grrr…"
Yuki looks at Shigure and runs to get Kyou.
Yuki says, " Kyou."
Kyou says, " Yes, Yuki?"
Goes back down to the kitchen.
Yuki says, "I want you to close your eyes and imagine Shigure surrounded by beautiful women for a while, then open back up your eyes and look at Shigure."
Kyou does it; yes, ladies surrounding Shigure then…O.O
Kyou laughs, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The image of Shigure eating a sandwich on a cold plate with pajamas on and he looks like a zombie without a wife.
Yuki says, " Hehe…told you it was funny…"
They start on cooking…
Tohru says, " yes, Shigure, you're mixing the batter just right!"
Shigure says, 'Yay! I'm doing it! Like this right?"
Tohru says, " Yes!"
Kyou says, "Aaawww…don't they look like a family? Tohru as a mother and Shigure as a little baby learning?"
Shigure screams, "why you stupid –"
Hatori runs in.
Hatori says, "Tohru! We need your heart-filled lectures! "
Tohru asks, " Why?"
"Akito's gonna kill the family pet!"
"You mean the white birds?"
"Just come!"
Tohru runs out.
Shigure says, " Oh great! I'm all alone and don't know how to cook."
Kyou laughs, "AHAHAHAHA!"
Shigure says, " shut up!"
Kyou says, " Make me!"
Shigure yells, "yahhh!" (throws mixing instrument, blender, then tries to pour flour on Kyou)
" You think powder will stop me? What are you? A fairy?"
"I'm no fairy!"
Yuki says, "You should wear one of those costumes with those little wings on your backs."
Kyou says, "Yeah, like what some girls wear at our school! You'd look marvelous!"
Shigure says, "Stop running away, Kyou! You'll knock down the bowl of batter!"
" What batter? "
SMASH!
Kyou is a little unconscious with batter all over him.
Over at the main house.
Akito says, "I want to kill the bird!"
Bird chirps, " chirp chirp."
Deer says, " moo moo."
Tohru says, " No, Akito…you want to love the bird…"
Akito bites off a wing…
"that was delicious."
Hatori&Tohru: O.o
Back at Shigure's house…
Yuki says, "Kyou, wake up…
Kyou asks, " Huh?
Shigure says, "You messed up my work.
Kyou says, " Sorry Shigure.
Shigure cries.
Shigure asks, "Can you help me fix it?
Yuki asks, " How? We can't scoop back the batter from the floor and onto the bowl."
Kyou was doing this, until he hears Yuki and stops, and gets up.
Kyou says, "Yes! Yuki is right! We cannot do that! Absolutely not!
Shigure says, "You guys have to help me make a new bowl of batter."
Kyou&Yuki say, "Sure."
Shigure: We need two eggs.
Kyou says, " We only have one left.
Shigure says, "Oh! Call over that person of the year of the rooster. What's his name? Kureno?"
Yuki asks, "Isn't he free from the curse?
Shigure says, "Yeah, but we need him to hatch a new egg for us. We'll just use this potion!"
Kyou asks, " What's that?"
Shigure says, "It's a MAGICAL potion that can make Kureno become a rooster again."
Yuki says, " We can just buy a new –
Kyou says, " Do it! Do it!
Kureno walks by.
Shigure yells, " Hey, Kureno!
Kureno says, " Yes?
In the main house…
Tohru says, " That's right Akito…you love the bird…
Akito falls asleep.
Hatori says, "Thank you, tohru. I knew your speeches were so boring, they would make Akito fall asleep."
Tohru says, " Hey!
" Did I say boring? Haha…what are you hearing? I meant…heart-filled! Haha, how the mind works."
Tohru walks back to Shigure's house and opens the door to find
Shigure says, " Lay! Lay! Lay!
"I'm not a rooster! I'm not a chicken either! I can't lay you idiots!
Tohru asks, " What are you doing?
Kyou gasps. "Yuki! Stall her for some time! Here's $100 from Shigure's wallet to take Tohru out on a date! We can't let her know that the batter is gone.
Yuki says," But she can make a new one!
Kyou pushes him, "Just go!
Yuki says,"You guys are idiots!
Shigure asks, " Where'd my wallet go?
Yuki says, "tohru! (arms open)
Tohru is confused. " Uh…"
Yuki says, "Let's go out for a while. I need eggs."
Tohru thought, " That doesn't sound right."
Walks out.
Kureno says, "If you need to make batter, I'll make it for you!"
Shigure&Kyou cheer, "Yes!"
Kureno says, " You're potion doesn't work either…
Shigure says, "I know…
Kureno starts making batter until he dies from a heart-attack.
Shigure says, " Oh how perfect!" (kicks the body to the side of the room. Yeah, I know, kind of heartless huh? Well, Shigure is a very "loving" person until panic overcomes his mind….muahahaha)
Kyou asks, " What's this?" (takes the mixing instrument)
Shzzzzzzzz…..
Kyou yells, "Ah! How do you turn this thing off!
Shigure panics again, " I don't know! The off button?
"where? Ah! It's controlling where I go!
"I'll help you!
Shigure grabs onto the mixing thing.
Shigure screams, " Ah! It's controlling me!
The mixing thing scratches the wall and accidentally makes a cut on Kureno. They fly everywhere and out the door.
Kyou&shigure yell, "Ah! We're flying!
Child points to the sky, " Look! Mary Poppins!
Yuki and Tohru are walking to the store…
Yuki says, " I…sob sob…never get what I want…
Tohru says, "You have to work for it, but killing Akito may not be a goal you want to shoot for.
"But the death of him is what I want!
Shigure&Kyou fly above them in the air.
Kyou yell, " YUKI! YUKI!
Yuki continues to sob.
Kyou says, " That blind, deaf idiot.
Shigure yell, " Mother! Mother! Ahhh!
Tohru says, " Let's go inside the store and buy your eggs.
"Okay…"
Kyou says, " Well, Shigure, at least we're flying, something that not many humans do on a mixing instrument…(echoes) mixing instrument…mixing instrument…"
Kyou yell, " Wake up, Shigure!
Shigure asks, " Huh? It was a dream?
" What?"
" flying?"
"no. But I made you the batter."
"thanks kyou. With one egg?"
"I don't care. Once they buy your brownie, or your "brownie", there are no refunds. Muaha…ahaahahahaahahahaa!"
"Oh, don't count on that!"
Ping!
Kyou gets up, " Oh! the brownies are ready!
Shigure tastes it.
Shigure shouts, "Holy crap! This thing tastes like –
"--crap?"
" like shit!"
"Thanks a lot!"
"Those two kind of mean the same thing! I want my refund!
Kyou says, " No refunds!
"Give me my refund!
"no refund!
"I'll kill you!
Outside, Yuki and tohru walk into the house.
Yuki says, " I really want to kill him.
"I know…but there are some goals not worth going for.
Akito says, " HI YUKI!
Yuki says, " I'll kill you, you bastard!
Akito yells, " AH! (runs)
Tohru calls out, "Yuki!
Yuki says, " Oh alright! It's just, when I was little, he'd put me in a room and…
Flashback
Akito says, " You think you can get away with disobeying me?
Yuki says, " I'm sorry.
Akito says, " Now, kiss Kyou!
Yuki yells, " Ah!
Akito brings Kyou into the room.
Kyou yells, " Ah!
Yuki&Kyou yell, " Ahhh!
Akito laughs, " ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Muahahahahahahahahaha!
End of flashback.
Akito laughs quietly, " muahahaha…
Tohru says, " Huh? I thought you ran away…
Akito says, " I pop out anywhere. I'll go now.
Poof.
Yuki&Tohru: O.O
Tohru opens the door and finds Shigure choking Kyou.
Shigure yells, " My refund!
Kyou says," NO!
Tohru asks, " What refund?
Shigure&Kyou stop for a moment in silence.
Kyou asks, " Shigure?
" Huh. There was no refund.
Tohru screams, " Ahh! (sees Kureno's body)
Shigure says calmly, "Oh. He's dead. I'll have to bury him later.
Kyou says, "You owe him.
Shigure says, "He's the one with the heart-attack!
Kyou says, " From seeing your loathsome face for over 10 minutes!
Kureno wakes.
Kureno says, "I came back from the dead to tell you that (looks at shigure's face)…oohh…." (faints)
Yuki&Tohru&Shigure&Kyou: O.o
Tohru asks, " And why is the house seem like it's about to fall apart?
Shigure&Kyou says, " Umm….
Tohru asks, " And where's my mixing instrument?
Shigure&Kyou: O.O "uh…"
Space…
Astronaut says, " What a great life in space it is!
Astro2 says, " Oh no! The mixing instrument's gonna clog up a part of our ship!"
Mixing instrument comes closer.
Both of them yell, " ahhhhh!
Clack clack clog clog
POW!
Down at space base…
Person1 says, " Houston, we have a problem.
Boss says, " You know what? I don't' want to hear that anymore! I'm tired of you always giving me problems! You're fired!
Person2 says, "The space station is blown up.
Boss yells, " AHHHHHHH!
Back in Shigure's home.
Shigure says, " oh I'm sure a poor family somewhere found it and is enjoying it right now!
(Boss cries, "My station! Destroyed by a mixing instrument!")
Shigure says, " Uh, we made brownies.
Tohru says, "Wonderful!
Kyou says, "Try one.
Shigure says, " Uh…don't try one! It's…uh…for the bake sale, and really hard to bake.
Tohru says, "Um…alright.
Yuki says, " Then I'll try one!
Kyou&Shigure say immediately, " No!
Kyou's says, " l mean yes!
Yuki bites.
"Holy shit! This tastes like…does this brownie belong to your dog, Fluffy?
Kyou yell, "Hey! It's not that horrible!
Shigure says, "Fluffy's gone! (starts to cry)
Kyou says, "I'm tired of your insults (and cries too.)
Yuki cries because of the horrible taste.
Tohru says, " Now, now! Stop crying!
Hatori comes in. "Tohru! Akito killed the pet bird!" (runs back to main house)
Tohru cries.
Everyone cried that day for different reasons, but that was how Saturday was wasted. As for Akito…
Akito is hanging deer head. "Ah! That's the fourth deer head on my wall!"
Hatori says, "They're gonna rot."
Akito says, " Oh! It doesn't matter to me anymore!"
I'm not an Akito fan, but for some reason, Akito keeps appearing in almost all of my stories. I don't know why. Maybe cause I make him the one who kills all the deer…(uh, if you didn't understand that, then just read "Deer Hunt" , my first ever story I might add) I don't know if this was funny. Just tell me what you think. That really helps. Really! From past reviews that I received from stories that are no longer existing, they tell me where to go with my stories.
Thanks.