Yamato: Hello and welcome! This is the crazy, alternate universe created by the author of this fanfic!

Terry: Stop breakin' the fourth wall, laddy! We're not supposed to do that.

Yamato: We're not? I thought it was okay?

Armada: shakes head Nope. In this fanfic, we are not allowed to break the fourth wall because the author dislikes breaking the fourth wall. The author thinks it will be a disappointment to her readers.

Gray: Didn't you just break the fourth wall?

Armada: .. No. No I did not.

Gray: ...

Bull: sitting against some tree and sleeping

Yamato: Well.. Can't we just break the fourth wall during the introduction of the chapters and the part where the author has us disclaim that the show we belong to isn't her creation?

Gray: That actually doesn't sound half-bad.

Armada: I agree. Fine, we will now be able to break the fourth wall during the disclaimer part.

Yamato: Okay! X3 Well, there's a few things that the author wants me to tell you all, so I'll get right ahead and do so! First, she wants you to know the difference between Bull and his two other alter egos. The "real" Bull will just be named Bull. The first alter ego of the two, with the hair over his left eye will be dubbed Bull AE1 for now, until the author comes up with something better. And as you may have seemed to guess, the version of Bull with the red, spikey hair will be dubbed Bull AE2.

Gray: Second, there may be some hints to shounen-ai in here, but the author has promised you that she will try to keep the boy love on a "down-low." She says that she's too obsessed with the shounen-ai/yaoi stuff so she's going to try and make a fanfictional story that actually doesn't have same sex relationships.

Terry: Last, but not least, the author does not own us (the characters) nor the show, Battle B-Daman. Or for you people who like to go by the Japanese name, B-Densetsu! Battle B-Daman. We and the show belong to Takao Aoki. Some of you may recognize him as the creator of Beyblade. Yep, we're from the same guy, lads, so without further ado, here's the insanely random Battle B-Daman fanfic!

- Crazy B-Daman World -

Background music plays. The song is titled Miss You. The band is Rolling Stones.

A small figure is walking down the sidewalks of Neon City, his eyes shaded by his brown wizard-like hat. He's walking all cool, swinging his hips like a woman, his brown poncho thing swaying along with the wind from walking. He takes off his hat, holding it in one hand while the other runs through his soft, blonde hair. Girls in the immediate area swoon and some faint. Can anyone stop the hotness that this mysterious guy possesses?

Yes. Someone can.

And that someone - or should I say something - is a fire hydrant. Yes. A fire hydrant.

The boy walks right into a big, red fire hydrant and reacts with a "OOMPF," then trips and falls on his face. Joshua, Asadou, Sly and the other guy that has big, floofy blue hair all pop up, point and laugh at the boy then leave. The background music stops.

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Another background song plays. The song is titled Surfin' USA. The artist is the Beach Boys.

"Ahaaa!" Yamato squeals with delight. He holds up an object, with big, googly and watery eyes. The object is a picture of the figure that was just walking along the sidewalk. The person is Gray Michael Vincent, a strong B-DaPlayer. He is smiling, with one eye closed, or as some people would call it, winking, and holding up a piece sign. He has his brown hat on, with his blue muscle tanktop. The cat-like boy, Yamato, stares at the picture. A girl with blonde hair and blue eyes walks in, peering over the boy's shoulder.

"Hey!" She yells. "That's my picture!" The blonde girl snatches the picture of Gray.

"Uh. Liena? Why do you have a picture of yourself?" Yamato asks.

"That's not me, that's Gray! Can't you tell?"

"Hm," Yamato looks back at the picture then looks back to Liena. "No, not really. You guys look too much alike. And I thought you were wearing his hat and mysteriously had green eyes and was wearing a blue muscle shirt."

Liena sighs and walks out the door, one of her hands over her face, the other hand holding the picture of her brother. The background music stops and Tyson walks in.

"Goooooo Dragooooon!" He shouts. He launches Dragoon from his BeyLauncher, the top spinning at an unhumanly rate towards Yamato.

Yamato screams. "AHHH! What're you doing?" He dodges, but unfortunately Dragoon flies into one of Yamato's spikes in his hair and gets stuck. The cat-like boy screams again.

"Huh?" Tyson blinks. "What the... Who are you?"

"I'm Yamato!" The red-head gets an angry look on his face while his mouth curls into one that looks like a kitty's mouth.

"Yamato..? I thought you were Daichi with a bad hairdo."

"Whaaaat! Ah heh heh," Yamato starts getting angrier, waving his arms up and down frantically.

Tyson walks over to Yamato and pulls Dragoon from his hair. "I think I'm in the wrong place."

"Yeah, I never seen you anywhere else before. And no one here uses a top to attack!" Yamato pokes Tyson, circling around him and eying him suspiciously.

The blue-haired boy sweatdrops. "Ah, well.. Where I go, everyone uses Beyblades."

"Beyblades..? Hm. Here, we use B-Daman," Yamato smiles and whips out his Colbalt Blade from it's hollister. Tyson looks onto it with awe.

"Whoa.. What's a B-Daman?"

"Well, you see-"

"Tyson! There you are, come on! We're not supposed to be here!"

Tyson turns around. "Huh? Kai? What are.. Where are we?"

"You're in the B-DaWorld!" Kai and Yamato say in unison, Yamato's part sounding more excited and Kai's sounding more worried and rushed.

"The B-DaWorld? Hm." Kai storms over to Tyson and drags him away. Tyson waves to Yamato. "Nice meetin' ya, kid-who-looks-like-Daichi!" Kai rolls his eyes. Yamato waves back happily and puts Colbalt Blade back into it's hollister.

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Background song plays. Song is titled End Roll. The artist is Ayumi Hamasaki.

We see Bull lying against a tree, next to a small, round rock. A snot bubble is coming from his nose, as he snores lightly.

-Dream Sequence-

"Oh, Bull! You're such a man!" A young, blonde girl with an overly bright and fluffy dress exclaims with her high-pitched voice. Her eyes are bright and she hugs the small boy in front of her.

Bull smiles and laughs, scratching the back of his head. A tinge of pink stretches across his face. "Thanks, Karot."

The girl, known as Karot, smiles and looks up to Bull. Slowly, she closes her eyes and leans forward.

-In Reality-

Bull is still lying against the tree, laughing in his sleep. Suddenly, he calms down and a tear squeezes through his shut eyelids and slides down the young boy's cheek. He sighs, a slight frown appearing on his face. The background music stops.

"Karot..."

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"I'm tellin' ya, Armada! You may be the B-DaMaster, but I'm sayin' that you can never make soup that way!"

"For your information, Terry," Armada speaks. "I happen to know alot more about cooking than you think. And possibly even more than you!"

Terry would hate to get mad at his master, but he clenches his fists and argues back anyway. "Listen to me, master Armada! You won't get very much fans of your cookin' if ya just throw the ingredients in there like nothin'!"

"What is going on here?" Mie steps in with her hands on her waist, standing there and scolding the two silently with a glare in her eye.

"Um," they both say.

Terry points to Armada accusingly saying, "I'm tryin' ta teach master Armada on how to make a good soup!" The blue-haired boy and the gigantic vanilla-colored cat start arguing again and this time Mie tries to seperate them, her fangs showing and her face shadowed except for her suddenly glowing, red eyes. The whole time, Tommi and Cain are running around in the background, Cain screaming "I LOVE PANCAKES!" Tommi somehow manages to jump onto Cain and send him plumeting into the ground. Cain ends up rolling around like a tumbleweed and off the scene.

Yamato comes limping across the screen, dragging his right leg. "I like ceeeerreeeeaaaaaal..." He moans then exits.

"POTATOES!" Terry screams.

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"I'm a little teacup, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout.."

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Background music plays. The song is the instrumental version of Shattered. The band is Rolling Stones.

The scene is a Karaoke Bar, and the mysterious figure that's now known as Gray and isn't so mysterious anymore is standing on a small stage with a miniature television screen behind him. The screen is blue with white text over it.

Gray starts singing.

"Uh, huh.. Shattered..

Mm.. Shattered..
Love and hope and sex and dreams
And still survivin' on the streets
LOOKIT MEEEE!

I'm in tatters!
I've been shattered..
Shattered.."

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"Nyahahahaha!" Enjyu laughs at the top of a cliff.

"SHIBBY BIBBY BEEBLE BOBBER!" Yamato screams from behind him. Enjyu screams, falls off the cliff, and dies.

Wen gasps. "Omigod! You killed Enjyu!"

Li points to Yamato. "You bast-"

"Ah ah ah," Mie pops up and waves a finger all mother-like at Li, and for some reason, Wen as well. "Watch your language!" She disappears.

Yamato blinks.

"You guys!" Asadou appears in a puff of invisible smoke and points to the sky. "Hurry, Yamato! You have to save us! There's a METEOR heading towards Neon City!"

"WHAT!" Yamato, Wen, and Li scream in unison and all four boys look up at the sky. While they stared at the meteor heading towards the B-DaWorld, we see Enjyu's spirit fly in front of it.

"Enjyu, get out of the way! We're trying to stare at a meteor that will jeopardize our young, carefree little lives!" Yamato makes a hand motion to shoo the spirit away. Enjyu's spirit flies away to go play hopskotch with all the people in his village that he killed when he was younger.

Yamato, Wen, Li, and Asadou then continue to stare at the meteor, fear on all their faces. Except for Cain's.

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Bull AE2: WILL YAMATO AND THE OTHERS STOP STARING AT THE METEOR DUMBFOUNDED? WILL GRAY EVER STOP LISTENING TO CLASSICAL ROCK MUSIC? WILL WE EVER KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THE ARGUEMENT OF TERRY AND ARMADA? WILL THE AUTHOR EVER STOP MAKING ME SPEAK IN CAPS!

Yamato: To find out, tune in on the next chapter of Crazy B-Daman World:3

Gray: And one more thing- If anybody can guess the person who was singing that little nursery rhyme up there, I'm A Little TeaPot, then they'll.. get rewarded something.

Terry: Yes, something.

Yamato: We're not sure on what to give that person yet. --

All: PLEASE REVIEW!