- Sunday -

Tohru came back to the kitchen.

Yuki asked, "What did Shigure say?"

"He said he's coming down in a minute."

Shigure is by his bedroom window. "Okay, Shigure, just jump, and all your worries will be over!"

Shigure jumps out.

Tohru said, "I hope he comes down soon." They hear a scream.

Yuki asks, "What was that!"

They find Shigure laying disfigured outside.

"Oh my," Tohru shook her head.

"Shigure, stop your suicidal attempts," Yuki said.

Kyou joins in, "If you ask me, suicide is not the best solution to solving your bake sale problems. If you ask me, I think it's the stupidest idea."

"No one asked you," said the only other person who hates Kyou.

"No one wants to hear your comment."

"Then why did you hear it?"

"'Cause your voice is so loud."

"I don't have a loud voice. Remember the time that we were in the grocery store?"

Flashback.

Kyou runs to Shigure, "Shigure!"

Shigure looks at Kyou, "Hmm?"

"This binder paper stack! Four stacks for one dollar! Did you hear that!"

"Yes, Kyou, say it louder for all to hear." (sarcasm)

"AAAAAND…IF YOU BUY FOUR STACKS, YOU GET A FREE TOMATO! OH MY GOSH! QUICK! QUICK! BUY IT, SHIGURE!"

There were three high school girls nearby, mumbling things like, "That guy is cheap," and "Who's the adult? Is he the father?"

Shigure hears this, so he tries to clarify his age, "Kyou, I'm not your father!"

"Shigure, why are you blushing? You usually get excited from these CHEAP deals."

There was the word, ladies and gentlemen…or maybe just ladies…, 'cheap', and that one word was what made those three girls walk away and gave Shigure a strange look.

"Kyou…" he's trying to contain his anger, "…there are people…around…"

"Since when did you care that…oh oh I see! Those three girls, huh?"

"Kyou, just…"

"No no! Allow me to make it all up to you."

Kyou walks up to the three girls. "Excuse me, young ladies, but my FRIEND here is usually not as CHEAP as I am. In fact, he is very EXPENSIVE…er…spends a lot…yes…and he shops in places such as Target and Payless Shoe Store! Those EXPENSIVE places…so pay no heed, for I DO NOT give a good reflection on how he spends his influx of money!" Kyou walks away, and Shigure slaps him.

End of flashback.

Kyou is appalled by this story, "This one story does not portray who I really am!"

An ice cream trucker comes by, "Buy one ice cream, get the second one free! (then very fast) The second one is a small cone of only one scoop flavor. If you buy the first one, it must be a super large cone. Ice cream only contains two percent ice cream." Then he repeats it again.

"BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!" Kyou gets excited.

"This is what I'm talking about," Yuki said.

Tohru cuts in, "I'm sorry, but you have to take this conversation elsewhere. Shigure has fallen asleep in his deformed state, and I cannot re-figure him properly with you guys (she didn't want to say 'arguing' or 'fighting' 'cause she's a nice person so…)…talking…very loudly."

"AHA!" Yuki jumps out of his seat and points to the cat (Kyou sounds repetitive). "See? Loud!"

They settled the argument with a fight outside, destroying three windows, dismantling two nests, and saving one bird from falling from the sky. That's right folks, the bird was none other than the pet penguin learning to fly from Akito's window.

"Oh, my poor penguin didn't make it," Akito said. "I'll have to prepare it for dinner. Hatori! We're having penguin for dinner!"

"…" O.o

"Hatori?"

"…uh…I was thinking of going out to eat."

"I'll come with you!"

"I mean, eat by myself."

"You're a loser."

Shigure gets up from the floor. "Thank you Tohru. You were gentler than the lady at the massage place."

Flashback.

CRACK CRACK………CRAAAAACK!

"Have a nice day," the lady said in a heavy accent.

Shigure gets on the bus disfigured.

End of flashback.

"Shall we start cooking?" asked Tohru.

"Yes we shall!"

"Get the eggs." Giant pause. "Shigure?"

"Zzzzzzz."

"Shigure wake up!"

"Huh? Oh, yes. Of course."

After ten hours of baking…

"After ten long hours, we finally did it, Shigure!"

"Yes! We finally finished mixing the eggs! Now, to make the batter."

A narrator's voice says, "It's now midnight. Will our team of Shigure and Tohru make a batch of cookies by Monday morning – at 8 AM?

"Now, let's take a look at team Akito, where Hatori had fallen asleep on the couch while Akito is still trying to cook the penguin…"

Akito says frantically, "Hatori! Help me! This penguin is still alive! Hatori! Hatori!"

In the dreamland of Hatori…

"Kana?"

"It's me, Hatori. You made it to heaven."

"Death! Oh how some people would try to avoid it, but I have been waiting for so long so as to have all my worries driven away!"

"But, to get into heaven, you have to do a simple registration with 50 hours of community service and paying an extra 10 Jesus dollars. See?" Kana holds up a dollar bill with Jesus' face on it.

"NOOOOOO!"

Hatori had a disturbing sleep, and Shigure and Tohru were like sleepless elves, whisking away with batches of cookies and brownies, while Akito was a killing fiend, trying to catch the penguin that runs from death…hehehe…muahahahaha!

That was how Sunday came and went. Sorry it wasn't as long as my other chapters, or 'you're welcome' for making it short for those who hate reading long chapters. However way you look at the length, I hope you review…oh yes, and enjoyed this chapter as well.

Quick, simple, and short is all that I ask for in a review.

Thanks.