Yamato: Hellooo and welcome back to Crazy B-Daman World!

BullAE2 and Armada and 88 other people: dancing to 'Woo Hoo' by The 5.6.7.8.'s

Terry: singing Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo!

Gray: playing the guitar

Yamato: playing drums Yeeaaah! WHOO!

Tommi: playing the other guitar

Mie: Okay, well let's get started with the fic!

- Crazy B-Daman World -

Everyone's faces except for Joe's were filled with shock, terror, and HORROR. Even Cain himself had shock, terror, and HORROR on his face, so he walked away to go wash it off. The blue ink was bothering him.

"Wait a minute," Yamato started to speak. "Why are we scared? The meteor's heading for Neon City and we're standing here on a cliff."

"Uh, Yamato? We're standing in a field of flowers," Asadou says.

Everyone is silent, then gets more shock, terror, and HORROR on their faces. "Oh no, that's even worse!" All four boys (Yamato, Wen, Li, Asadou, Joe, Joshua, Cain, and Enjyu- but since Joe, Joshua, Cain, and Enjyu are girly, they don't count) scream, even the other four scream. Suddenly, they all flop over, dead from allergies.

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Background music plays. The song is Far Away Eyes. The band is Rolling Stones.

Gray is sitting on a bridge, looking down at the water. A picture of Liena goes into the background and Gray has a sad smile on his face. But then he realizes he's thinking of his sister, and then pictures the real woman he loves. AND THAT WOMAN IS-

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"I hate you all!" Enjyu yells. His eyes are filled with anger, flames, and RAGE.

"Oh, shut up, you're just mad at your father," Bull's black-haired alter ego shoots at Enjyu, one hand on his hip like a girl.

Enjyu runs away crying. "You're right! I am mad at my father! I hate him!"

Bull snickers and leans towards Wen. "Gets 'em eeeevery time.." Wen stares at Enjyu running away, going 'whoaa,' now knowing Enjyu's weakness.

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"It's hard to be a pretzel when people call you a peanut," Armada says sympathetically, eating a white-powdered doughnut.

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Background music plays. The song is Sunshine Fairyland. The band is Supercar.

We see Terry and Sly playing a very, very dirty game. A game that consists of them rolling around and groaning and panting. Then it shows Sly pinning Terry to the ground and they're lying in a puddle of mud.

"I hate playing this game! I'm not the mud wrestling type!" Terry says, feeling unclean.

Sly pulls out an onion from his back pocket. "Would you care for a banana?" He offers, sitting down in the mud next to Terry.

"Sure!"

And they sit in the mud like happy pigs, eating the onion that was supposedly a bananananananananana. The background music fades.

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"HEEYY! When do I get to be in this! After all, I am the B-DaMage!" The blue bead yells, flapping her arms.

"We want a bigger part, too," the Meowmigos say in unison, their eyes all watery.

Then Marilyn pushes them out of the way, smiling. "Nah ah ah, this fanfic is for main characters only!"

"But I AM a main character!" The B-DaMage squishes back into 'screen'. "Why are you here anyway? You're not a main character!" And the blue thing gets a red anime vein above her head. Yes, for some reason, beads can get anime veins.

"Because, I'm cooler!" Marilyn giggles.

"No breaking the fourth wall!" Mie comes in, jumping from her glider. "Now you shall all be banished to the seven pits of the dubbing H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!"

"Oh nooooo!" Marilyn and the B-DaMage scream, along with the Meowmigos. Suddenly, they all disappear in a poof of cheddar cheese except for the Meowmigos.

The three cats look onto Mie with confusion. "Why are we still here?" The white one asks.

"Because," Mie stands proudly, her face all smiley and happy. "If I got rid of you three, it'd be like getting rid of my daughter who I love and respect!"

The gray, squiggly-eyed kitten raises a paw. "Son. It's your son."

"Son!" Mie corrects herself, still standing the same way she did.

"We want to be Fanfic Police too!" The Meowmigos say, enthusiastic.

Mie nods. "Then let's go and rid the people who break the fourth wall and other rules of this fanfic!" She points forward, all determined-like. "Onward, men!"

"Hup hup hup hup hup hup," the Meowmigos march off with machine guns made of paper.

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Background music plays. The song is Can You Keep a Secret. The artist is Utada Hikaru.

Karot is standing in her room, testing out every color that her light-up dress, tiara, and earrings can go to. "I want to pick out the perfect color for my big, strong, muscular, and masculine Bull because I'm madly in love with him and it's so blindingly obvious! I don't like that other, weaker version of Bull though because he looks creepy and for some reason I always picture him standing in a graveyard and I always find it weird whenever his black-haired alter ego transforms to the weaker version of him, but not when his hair suddenly gets longer, spikes, and turns red! Tee hee hee!" She hums happily to herself, still testing out colors and ends up choosing the most ugliest color available. "Perfect!" Karot skips off, with her battery pack that looks like a jet pack.

The background music fades.

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"I will rule the world as the leader of the Shadow Alliance along with my minions as we stand in front of people and rub our bellies and pat our heads! Ahahaha!" Ababa cackles evilly, then stops abruptly. "Or was it pat our bellies and rub our heads..?"

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Yamato gasps, pointing dramatically to a digital clock. "It's 6:66! Time to do the laundry!" He runs into a random house with a bag suddenly slung over his shoulder like a hobo, and runs past Gray washing dishes and Cain cleaning the floor with Mr. Clean.

"YAMATO!" Gray yells, somehow knowing Yamato ran past him. The cat-boy runs into the room where Gray, Cain, and Mr. Clean are.

"Yeah?" He replies.

Gray turns around and points to a nearby toaster. "Quick! You'll be able to clean your clothes faster if you put them in the waffle maker!"

Cain sits up and stares at Gray. "That's a toaster."

"Does it make waffles?"

"Yeah."

"THEN IT'S A WAFFLE MAKER. Duuuuhhhh," Gray rolls his eyes.

Joshua looks out the window. "It sure is gray out there," he mutters, noticing the dark clouds covering the once-bright-and-sunny sky.

The blonde-haired boy points accusingly to the green-haired boy. "Don't bring my name into vain!"

Meanwhile, Yamato puts his dirty clothes into the freezer, thinking it'd be faster to get them clean that way. After all, he can somehow sense it with his cat-like powers. Bull is sitting in a corner, sleeping.

"Now," Gray continues, "let me finish washing the dishes with this Raichu plushie while I think of the woman of my dreams."

Everyone, including Mr. Watt and Mr. Clean, look over to Gray with a confused look. "Who's that?"

"HER NAME IS-"

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"Thirteen secoooonds until the B-DaBattle is oveerrrrr!" Vinny shouts, raising an arm in the air.

"And since this is anime, they elongate thirteen seconds to make it look like thirteen minutes!" A random guy in the crowd says.

Another guy shouts, "Yeah, like that part in Dragon Ball Z where it took probably more than five episodes to defeat Frieza and they only had like, five minutes left!"

Suddenly, everyone goes blank.

"Wait a minute," a dog-person speaks, "what B-DaBattle are we here for? There's no one in the field!"

"Hey, you're right!"

"Uhh," Vinny scratches the back of his head, sweatdropping. "Well.. Um... EXPLOSION!"

Then, the whole stadium blew up into pieces. Somehow, Vinny was able to escape and since this fanfic is rated K, then everyone else was able to survive the blast as well. Jesse, James, and Meowth all went sky-high screaming "We're blasting off agaaaaiiin!" and soon became a little speck in the clouds.

Wen and Li came dancing across the screen, dressed in tuxedos and black hats. They were also carrying a cane. "Shooby de-bop bop!"

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Background music plays. The song is titled First Love. The artist is Utada Hikaru.

Bull is sitting under the bridge that Gray was sitting on earlier. He's looking to his left, staring at the sky that is purple, orange, pink, and a vibrant green. Oh and a streak of blood red. "Oooh," Bull stares in awe. "Pretty.."

Inside of himself, his two alter egos are singing to the background music, their arms slung around each other's shoulders. A teddy bear is playing the piano.

"SAIGO NO KISU WA TABAKO NO FLAVOR GA SHITA
NIGAKUTE SETSUNAI KAORI"

"Ashita no imagoro ni wa
Anata wa doko ni irun darou

Dare wo omotterun darou"

Both sing at the same time, "You are always gonna be my love
Itsuka darekato mata koi ni ochitemo
I'll remember to love, you taught me how.."

Asadou somehow runs in and smacks both of Bull's alter egos with a corn-on-the-cob. "We're supposed to speak English here, not Japanese!" He runs out.

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"It's time to duel!" Yami screams, holding out a duel disk.

Yamato stares at the weird, spikey-haired man. "Wha..?" He blinks. "Why does everyone have to come to ME with these challenges to games I don't even know!"

And all too soon, every main character to every little kid's anime show appeared, ready to challenge Yamato. There was Yami from Yu-Gi-Oh, Tyson from Beyblade again, Ash from Pokemon, Jiro from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go, Luffy from One Piece, Sonic from Sonic X, Bloom from The Winx Club, Robin from Teen Titans and more.

"Who are all of you guys?" Yamato asks.

"We're here to challenge you, Yamato Delgado!" They all say in unison.

The cat-boy screams and flails his arms. "B-b-but I don't know how to do any of the things you guys do, I only know how to B-DaBattle! Besides, some of you aren't even from anime shows!"

Bloom, Jiro, and Robin blink. "Uh.."

"Well we're just here because the author put us here. And for some reason, she knows Jiro and Bloom's names, even though she despises Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go Holy Crap This Title Is Long! and The Winx Club," Ash says.

"YOU'RE ALL GOING TO THE NINE PITS OF THE DUBBING UNDERGROUND!" Mie shouts. "Meowmigos, take it away!"

"Right!" The Meowmigos destroy every main character mentioned above except for Yamato with their paper machine guns then disappear with a poof of smoke made of hairbrushes.

"I thought it was the seven pits of the dubbing h-e-double hockey sticks..?" Enjyu asks, blinking.

Li turns around, "mad at your father." Enjyu runs off screaming and crying yet again.

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BullAE2: HEY, WE DIDN'T DO THE DISCLAIMER.

Armada: And I wasn't in this chapter as much!

Yamato: You weren't in the other one that much, either.

Armada: I was more than in this one!

Terry: I agree!

Joshua: Blah.

BullAE2: WE DIDN'T DO THE DISCLAIMER!

Gray: Well then go ahead and start it!

BullAE2: I DON'T WANNA.

BullAE1: Then I'll do it, if you're such a baby. Battle B-Daman is not part of the author's creation, nor the characters. Neither are Pokemon, Beyblade, The Winx Club, Sonic X, Yu-Gi-Oh, One Piece, Teen Titans, and Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go Holy Crap This Title Really Is Long!. They all belong to their rightful owners. Thank you and have a SPLENDID day. gives off a fake smile

Yellow Meowmigo: And thank you for your reviews, they really mean alot. :3