Yamato: Since the-
Terry: Heeey! Why do you always have to be the first one to talk?
Yamato: Well, Mr. Smart-Guy, do YOU want to say the important thing? Huh, huh?
Terry: I.. blushes I don't know what it is!
Yamato: Mhmm, mhmm. Just what I thought. Now, what I was about to say.. Since the author didn't have a unsuspensing cliffhanger this time, she's just going to go onto something really crazy! She has a BIIIIG plot up for ya, so you better be ready! X3 ... Well it's not that big, but. Eh. We can just pretend!
Armada: By the way.. Battle B-Daman and every other anime show that might be possibly mentioned in here is NOT of the author's own creation. And if they were, she wouldn't be here right now. Well, there's a slight possibility she might, but.. What are the chances of that!
BullAE2: LET'S HURRY UP AND START THE FANFIC ALREADY!
Mie: But before hand, we have to say one thing.. Nobody guessed the right person on the little teapot thing in Chapter 1! holds up a finger, smiling The person who was singing was...
Everyone: Joshua!
Mie: With that said, let's get started!
- Crazy B-Daman World -
It's a nice, sunshiney day just like how everything starts out. Gray and Yamato are walking down a little city park type thing. Barely anybody is in the park, and there's a bunch of trees on both sides of the sidewalk that they're walking on. Plenty of cool shade.
Background music plays. The song is titled Black Balloon. The band is The Goo Goo Dolls.
Yamato's walking with his hands behind his head. He smiles and turns his head to look at Gray. "Sure is a nice day, huh?"
Gray's just walking, looking at the ground, arms by his side. A small smile appears on his face and he looks up to the sky. Or tries to, with all the trees there. "Yeah.. Good day to eat waffles."
"Blueberry!" Yamato perks, his mouth curling to make it look like that of a cat's.
The blonde looks over to the red-head with an eyebrow arched. "Blueberry? Pft, chocolate chip is more like it."
Yamato stops walking and turns his whole body to face Gray, who had stopped walking as well. "Blueberry's better!"
"Chocolate chip."
"Blueberry!" The cat-like boy started waving his arms up and down frantically.
"Chocolate chip.."
"Blueberry!"
"Chocolate chip..!"
This goes on for a few more minutes, as Bull flies by on a snowboard screaming "WHOO!"
A little dust cloud appears. "That's our cue!" Yamato shouts and Gray nods, as they both jump into the dust cloud that suddenly got ten feet bigger. From the cloud, you can hear Gray and Yamato's grunting and slapping and the occasional "BLUEBERRY!" and "CHOCOLATE CHIP!"
As this was happening, a small black bunny hops into the dust cloud and comes out the other side as a white bird then flies away.
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More background music plays. The song is Harder to Breath. The band is Maroon5. The song is unrelevant to anything that's about to happen.
Mie, Terry, and Crow are standing in a gigantic tumbleweed that they had nicknamed Tumbleweird.
"Aii, lads," Terry sighs and sits. "I give up. We've been stuck in this tumbleweird for about three minutes now."
Crow squawks and flaps his arms.
"It's okay, Terry," Mie pats the blue-haired kid on the back. "We'll get out of here somehow."
Suddenly, heroic music plays, taking over the original background music. "Have no fear! Fanfic Police Meowmigo Squad is here!"
Terry, Mie, Crow, and Joe all gasp, happy that they're finally going to get out of the tumbleweed. "Fanfic Police Meowmigo Squad! You're our heroes!"
The gray kitten laughs all conceited-like, the big yellow cat picks at his ear somehow, and the white kitten just sits there with a blank expression on it's face. Everyone sweatdrops and the heroic music slows down into a stop.
"Uh, hello?" Mie calls.
Meowmigo 2, the big yellow cat, looks up at the four. "Huh?"
"Aren't you going to save us, lads!"
"Save you from what?" The gray kitten, Meowmigo 3, looks at them.
"THE TUMBLEWEED?" Crow squawks.
All three cats blink. Then they use the powers of DVD players to make the tumbleweed disappear and soon after disappear themselves.
"Well that was lame," Joe remarks.
"Very anticlimatic," Terry adds in.
Suddenly, all four get hit in the face with riceballs.
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"I LIKE PLANTING PEANUTS. I DUNNO. HELL-OOOO... HEH HEH... COOKAYS."
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"Who wants ice cream?" Armada walks in happily. "My treat!"
"I do!" Joshua, Cain, Marilyn, Sly, Joe, Asadou, Yamato, Gray, Terry, and Bull say together. Tommi dances, showing he wants some as well.
"Okay, what do you all want?"
Marilyn, Cain, and Bull stand up and raise a hand. "Strawberry!"
"Vanilla!" Yamato, Joe, and Sly say.
"We'll have cookies and cream," Terry says, pointing to himself and Asadou. Tommi dances again to acknowledge Armada that he wants that kind, too.
Joshua smiles and looks down, eyes closed. "I'll have mint."
"Chocolate chip," Gray says, almost shaking with happiness.
"Okay!" Armada walks out with his wallet that they call a "purse," and marches off to an ice cream store that's about twenty miles away.
Yamato sits down, puts his feet on the table, crossing his legs and relaxes back on his chair with his hands behind his head. "You know," he starts, "I could go for some pancakes, too." He drools, "buttermilk..."
"Chocolate chip," Gray moans, having a craving for pancakes with chocolate chips in them.
"They call me Pringles," Asadou says, all serious and tough-guy like. No one but Mr. Watt had heard him.
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We see Karot, Enjyu, Li, Wen, Ababa, B-DaMage, Vinny, and Sigma all sitting at a round table in a dark room with nothing but a light over the table. They're all playing cards, some with angry expressions and others with sad expressions on their face.
"We're such rejects. We don't even come into the fanfic this much," Wen puts down a queen of diamonds. "King me.."
Enjyu sighs and places one of his kings on top of Wen's queen of diamonds. "Yeah. We suck."
"Go, B-DaMage," Karot says, frowning, missing her oh-so-great Bull.
"Grr.. I can't believe that good-for-nothing Marilyn actually gets in the fanfic more than me!" The B-DaMage slaps down an eight of clubs.
Ababa growls and takes the eight of clubs and places down a Dark Magician. "We'll somehow find a way to get into this fanfic more."
Li puts an ace of hearts on top of Ababa's Dark Magician and nods. "I hope so."
"Ohh," Vinny groans, placing down all his cards. "I lose."
"You lose at life!" Sigma points to Vinny.
"Chocolate chip cookies," Gray's voice echoed through the room.
"Enjyu, shut your stomach up, it's getting annoying. I'm sick of hearing it say 'chocolate chip cookies,' " Wen says, starting to get irritated at everything and anything around him.
Karot sighs, "I miss my big, strong Bull! I want to be in this fanfic more so I can see him more!"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Mie shouts, the three Meowmigos behind her. "Fanfic Police Meowmigo Squad, attaaaack!"
"YAAAAH!" All three kittens scream, flying towards all the rejected characters and blowing them into the five pits of the dubbing heck. Then all four disappear aftering yelling "Tartar sauce!"
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The weather suddenly gets hot. Very hot. Everyone's roasting (not literally) and there isn't water for miles! Oh, what can the poor little kids do!
"I'm so hot.. I would do anything just to get a small drink of water..." Yamato flops onto the scorching hot ground, but not really feeling it since he's scorching hot himself.
"I hope the chocolate chips in my back pocket don't melt," Gray mumbles, sitting on a rock. Everyone's right eye twitches.
Then... A tiny snowflake came from the sky, falling onto the spot where Bull would have a nose. "Huh?" He looks up and sees there's nothing in the sky. "Hey guys," he points to all the other snowflakes suddenly falling down. "It's snowing!"
Yamato sits up, perking an eyebrow up at the small, black-haired boy. "What're you talking about Bull, it's not--" He gets interupted as a huge pile of snow falls on top of him. "SNOW!"
"Hey, what's that!" Terry stands up, pointing to a huge tidal wave that appeared from the ground. Terry, Bull, Gray, and Yamato are all now standing and staring at the huge wave that was heading towards them.
"Surf's up, guys!" Gray shouts, then the wave sucks up all four boys and they are teleported to a different place. "I knew I should've aten those chocolate chip cookiiieees!" The blonde yells as they're being taken to another demension, or so it seems.
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BullAE1: So, what's the deal with this big tidal wave that came out of nowhere? Where are they going? Did Armada ever make it to the ice cream place? Did Gray's chocolate chips really melt in his back pocket?
Yamato: Well, we don't know, so tune in for the next chapter of Crazy BDaman World to find out! X3
White kitten: And thanks again for all your reviews, they really are special and mean alot to us. :3
Gray kitten: Keep sending them in, please thank you!
Marilyn: Sorry that this chapter was so short. The author promises that it will get longer next time. winks