BullAE2: HAHAHAHA I HAVE TAKEN OVER, STOLEN COBALT SABER AND HAVE TIED YAMATO UP WITH A BEEF STICK WRAPPER AND HAVE THROWN HIM UNDER THE BED TO COLLECT DUST.
Terry: What he really means, is that Yamato's away eating right now.
Gray: Pig. Hog. Boar.
Terry: O-kay, Gray, that's enough.. nn; Well anyways, we are here to tell you that Battle B-Daman is not part of the author's own creation. Neither is any other anime show or any of the characters in this fanfic. So with that all done and taken care of...
Karot: Let's start the show!
BullAE1: Fanfic.
Karot: BULL! lovetackles BullAE1
BullAE1: GAAH!
Marilyn: And heeeere we go!
- Crazy B-Daman World -
"I knew I should've aten those chocolate chip cookiiiiiieeees!" Gray yelled as the four boys had been sucked into a different demension, or so it seemed. While falling, Bull's red-haired alter ego was making a bunch of poses, until they hit the ground and he created a huge crater.
"Whoaaa," Yamato gasped and stood up, looking around. "Where are we?"
"PATAMON, ATTACK!"
"Right! Boom Bubble!"
"Huh?" All four turn around and scream as they dodge a big ball of air that came skipping at them.
Terry blinks. "That sounded like Joe's voice."
Suddenly, a blue-haired boy about the age of eighteen came walking out, his hair about shoulder length. He was also wearing glasses. "That was TK. And I don't sound anything like that!"
"Who are you?" Bull asks, sniffing up some snot that had dripped down his nose.
"My name is Joe."
"MY name is Joe!" The other blue-haired boy comes out.
TK steps out from the small patch of shadow that was in the middle of nowhere. "Whoa, that kid sounds just like me!"
Tai and the other Digidestined literally roll in, stand up and stare at the four amazingly short boys.
"Geewhiz, Lucy, look! It's.. four short boys who look like they came from the Western times!" Izzy points.
Gray glares at the red-headed teen. Bull's black-haired alter ego gets an odd look on his face and stares at Izzy. Izzy gets the idea that Bull's in love with him at first sight.
"So, who are all you guys?" Yamato asks.
"Microwaves... Heh heh," Cain said as he slowly speed-walked in straight circles.
"We're Digidestined," all of the second and third season characters said together.
All of the Digidestined's Digimon step in. "And we're Digimon."
Takato and Henry stand in front of Yamato and Gray, Takato staring at Yamato and Henry staring at Gray.
"Stariiing conteeeest!" Vinny shouted, raising an arm. He lowered it. "BEGIN!"
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Elsewhere in the Digital World, Enjyu is standing on top of one of the rock things that look like satellite dishes. "Mwahahahahaha! I WILL be in this fanfic more, no matter what it takes to do so!"
A figure pops up with a piece of paper glued to a stick. The paper has a picture of Enjyu's father on it. "Wuahahaha... YOU'RE WORTHLESS!" The person screams and Enjyu runs away crying yet again.
"Wow, that is fun to do."
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"This place is weird," Asadou said looking around.
"How did we get here, anyway?" Sly asked.
- FlashBack -
"Prepare to be destroyed again, Yamato Delgado!" Cain shouted, holding out his Black Cavalry. Joshua had his Dragogale, Asadou had his Accel Leon, Joe had his Samurai Phoenix, and Sly had his B-Daman.
Standing in front of Cain was Yamato with his Cobalt Saber, then there was Terry with his Winged Ninja, Liena with her B-Daman, Bull with his Helio Breaker, and Gray with his Pikachu.
"There's no chance in you winning this time!" Yamato yelled.
The gray Meowmigo came spinning in between the space where the good guys and the bad guys were standing, "You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And that's what it's all about!"
Gray glared at Asadou. "Pikachu, attack!"
"PIIKAAAACHUUUUUUUU!" The yellow rodent started to use an electric attack, then all of a sudden..
"Tea time!" Mie yelled, smiling at all ten of the boys, holding a tray full of teacups.
Bull's red-haired alter ego popped up behind her, holding a bottle. "WITH SOME HONEY!"
Just as everyone dropped their B-Daman and as Gray ditched Pikachu and sat down to drink some tea, a gigantic wave came their way and sucked them all up.
"I knew I should've aten those chocolate chip pancaaaaakes!" Gray screamed.
- End FlashBack -
"Oh, nevermind," Joe said. "I remember..." He sweatdropped.
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"Say Guilmon," Takato ordered Yamato, still staring at him.
"After you say Cobalt Saber.."
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Background music plays. The song is titled Cage. The band is Dir en Grey.
We see Bull wandering around the Digital World, all alone. He looks up to the sky and sees a picture of Karot appear. He smiles. Then he transforms into his first alter ego. He's walking in a desert-type area and he looks down to see a white flower appear from the ground. He smiles slightly and picks up the flower. Then all of a sudden, he ends up slowly floating upwards towards the sky.
"Whoaaaa," he yells, "I'm getting floated away!" He screams in Engrish.
His red-haired alter ego comes out. "AW, QUIT YOUR WHINING," he looks down, screams like a nine-year-old girl and a little pink bubble appears around him and he flies off.
CBDW
Back at the spot where all the Digidestined were and Terry, Bull, Gray, Yamato, and almost everyone else from Battle B-Daman..
Vinny sighed, "will someone just blink already!" He asked, getting tired of watching Takato and Yamato staring at each other like they're in mad crazy love.
Gray and Henry were sitting in the corner of a tree that was in the dry, rocky desert-like area. "You're really cool, once I get to talk to you and not just stare at your grey eyes," Gray commented.
Henry smiled, "thanks," he replied. "It's kind of weird finding someone who sounds exactly like me, though."
"Mmhmm, I'll agree with you on that one."
Tai and the other Digidestined were talking to the Battle B-Daman characters, and Izzy and Bull were starting to get to know each other more well.
"So, you're an expert mechanic at this 'B-Daman' thing?" Izzy asked, all interested and whatnot.
The black-haired boy nodded, his blue-greyish eye shining with happiness. "Oh yeah, I'm the BEST!" He laughed conceited-like, then paused for a second. "Say.. What do you think about wallabies? Aren't they the coolest?"
Just as the red-head was about to reply, a ginormous grandfather clock with flowers and peace signs painted all over it fell from the tree that Henry and Gray were sitting in. Everyone screamed, Mimi being the loudest with her scream that sounded like Enjyu getting run over by a cemitruck, then Karot laughing evily.
All the Digidestined and B-DaPlayers gathered around the twenty-foot tall clock, that had suddenly grew another inch.
"Go poke it," Bull says in his 'normal' state, directing the sentence towards Yamato, who had lost the staring contest against Takato. His dot eyes blinked, as he was too afraid to go poke the clock himself, in fear that it might shoot random pumpkin seeds at him.
Yamato nodded. "Right," he said and without moving, his arm extended like Go-Go Gadget arms and slowly with his index finger, poked the twenty foot, one inch clock. His body moved to where his hand was, arm going back to normal length. "Hey! This thing is safe!"
From the poke, the grandfather clock barked like a little puppy and the door on it opened. The swinging of the pendulum was roaring through the air. "ROAR... ROAR... ROAR..."
Terry turns around, to face Bull, whose red-haired, growly-voiced alter ego was out. "Stop doin' that roarin', lad! It's annoyin'!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT," Bull growls all growly-like. He crosses his arms and goes back into his regular state, arms suddenly down at his sides.
"I think this clock will take us back home to the B-DaWorld," Gray said, blinking. All the B-DaPlayers looked happy and the Digidestined were confused.
Joshua stepped forward. "Then let's hurry up and get home."
"Yeah, I miss my uncle," Asadou whined.
"Then let's do it!" Yamato piped, stepping onto the edge. He turned around to the Digidestined. "It was nice starin' at ya, Takato," he grinned. "Next time, I won't lose."
"We'll see, Yamato," Takato smiled and winked. In the non-flirtacious way, mind all you yaoi-lovers.
Yamato turned around and waited for the pendulum of the grandfather clock to move to one side so he could jump in. Once it did, the cat-boy jumped for his life and yelled "SHOOZY!" while disappearing into the black vortex.
"I'm almost afraid that this thing will actually take us to the '60's if it's not the B-DaWorld," Bull's black-haired alter ego said, observing the flower prints and peace signs. He was too busy noticing the paintings to realize that everyone else had already gone into the clock, probably home already. He turned around and panicked, his dot-eyed self coming out. Hurriedly, he jumped onto the edge of the clock with a pogo stick. The black-haired boy threw the pogo stick into the black vortex.
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"OW! What the-!" Wen yelled, as a long, bouncy object landed on the ground next to him just as he arrived back into the B-DaWorld. He rubbed his head, tears in his eyes.
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"I don't know if I can do this..." Bull said to himself, afraid of hitting the pendulum and not being able to go back home like all the others. "RAAAHHH!" Suddenly he yelled, his spikey-haired ego coming out. "I'LL DO IT THEN." And bravely, he jumped, thinking that he'd miss the pendulum but what everyone had feared, the small boy hit the golden swinging object and bounced back out, onto the Digital World's ground.
All the Digidestined gasped as the grandfather clock's door closed. "HA HA," the clock laughed at Bull. Then it flopped onto it's backside and slithered away.
There was a dramatic pause.
"NOOOOOOO!" Bull yelled, the 'camera' shooting up towards the sky, showing a helicopter-view of Bull shouting dramatic-like. He had been left in the Digital World.
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Karot: What will my poor, dear Bull do! How will he get back to the B-DaWorld? HOW WILL I SURVIVE?
Marilyn: Aw, stop complaining, you can survive!
Karot: No I can't! whines
Mie: You'll find the answers to these questions in the next chapter of Crazy B-Daman World! Please tune in for next time, while I go and try to find the world's largest tissue box for Karot.
B-DaMage: By the way.. If you can guess who scared Enjyu earlier up there, with the picture of his father, then you can be rewarded something COOL!
Marilyn: The author says you can win a drawing from her, but if you want something else, then you can suggest it!
Meowmigos: Please review. :3