Yo! This is my first fic, so ignore any mistakes I make. It's this crappy editor, and possibly me myself. Uh...yeah... So I thought just lijke many others "what happens next?" Well I had the whole sugar demon thing ibn my head AND Willy Wonka, so I thought "Why not?" Here is what I came up with. It may be a while before the next chapter is submitted or not, I dunno. I have alot of stuff planned, it's just the matter of typing it all.
Well anyway, read and review!
Sugar Rush Extreme
Chapter 1: Mithos Awakens!
In Asgard, there were 4 little kids who were playing hide and seek. Inside an abandone building was a boy named Pete. He was the so called "master" of hide and seek. Of, he was also known as a retard, just like the other 3 kids. It had been 1 year after the defeat of Mithos, and Pete was STILL hiding in the same spot. It had only occured to him a couple of months earlier that mabye they weren't supposed to hide inside, and had spent this whole time putting two and two together.
Now the idiot had finally figured it out. He was about to leave when he saw a button on the wall. Examining it more closely, Curious Pete pressed it, and surprise surprise it had opened up a secret passageway! Pete stepped foward and explored the depths of a corridor built into the mountain.
"Oo... I feel like Indiana Jones!"
Unfortunately for the little rascal, his adventure didn't last very long because the corridor didn't have any traps or such. In the end, he reached a small circular room. In the middle was a stand with a stick of gum that seemed to be glowing.
Hungry as Pete was, he took it and chewed on it. Then he felt strange... like that time when he was in front of a urinal where city hall was on fire, and he couldn't save it because not enough "water" would come out. By the time he realised he had clothes pinned his penis, it was too late. Then, his body started to shake and he was all sweaty. before he realized it, he was emitting a red light, and his body was transforming! He was...Mithos!
"BWAHAHAHA! I LIVE!" Mithos' maniacle laughter could be heard ringing throughout the village.
"And now.." he smirked, "The first thing I shall do is get revenge on those who killed me!"
"Pete? P-Pete? Mom told me to give you your pills for treating A.D.H.D., but I-I can't f-find you!"
The little girl was about to break down crying, when some 12 year old-looking kid with angel wings busted through the door in front of her and flew off towards the sky.
"HAHAHA!" Mithos shouted. "Now, where is closest? With that, he went off to Altimira, which was placed around that area in the ocean, seeing as alot of places had been rearranged since the worlds were united.
Regal was in the President's office. He was looking through the headline on the newspaper, which was an announcement of the Klonoa's Platimum Ticket Contest.
Nearly 1 year ago, George had made the mistake of mixing up licorice with laxatives, and ate up the whole box. He was in such a bad shape, he couldn't run the company for a while. Just when the Lenzarno company was going to go out of business, that's when the duke himself came back- that was when Regal stepped in.
Regal Bryant, founder of Lenzarno Company, now free of handcuffs, brought the company back on it's knees, but it still was not it's former glory. In a meeting, Presea, Regal's partner and Vice President suggested making a slight accomodation to the company's branch departments. They got rid of the licorice factory, and replaced it with a chocolate factory. And to appeal to most crowds, they had the representitive of it the mascot of Altimira, Klonoa, who became later known as Combatir Klonoa because hey, this IS Presea, and so that she can actually talk.
The chocolate factory was a huge success, which earned millions for it's famous, one-of-a kind chocolate. And really, this girl came up with a new idea every week! How she does it, no one knows. Now that Klonoa's candy was so well known, everyone just wanted to know what it's like in the factory, which is probably chocolate heaven. So they held a contest. Right now, Regal was reading a notice that Combatir Klonoa herself had made, which went like this:
KLONOA FACTORY TO BE OPENED TO LUCKY FEW
Combatir Klonoa, the candy making genius whom nobody has seen for the last few months, sent out the following notice today:
I, Combatir Klonoa, have decided to allow five children-just five, mind you, and no more- to visit my factory
this year.Woo-hoo! These lucky five, klonoa, will be shown around personally by me,and they will be allowed to
see all the secrets and magic of my factory.
Then, at the end of the tour, as a special present, all
of them will be given
enough chocolates and candies
to last them for the rest of their lives! Loople-doo! So
watch out for the Platimum Tickets!
Five Platimum
Tickets have been printed on platimum paper, and
these five Platimum Tickets have been hidden underneath the ordinary wrapping paper of five ordinary
candy bars. Klonoa! These five candy bars may be
anywhere- in any shop in any street in any town in
all of Symphonia- upon any counter in which Klonoa's
candies are sold. And the five lucky finders of these
five Platimum Tickets are the only ones who will
be allowed to visit my factory and see what it's like
now inside!
Good luck to you all, and happy
hunting! Woo-hoo! (Signed Combatir Klonoa)
Regal leaned back. "Heh. This is grand. Just imagine what will happen now! The whole world will be searching for those tickets! Everyone will be buying Klonoa's candy bars in the hope of finding one! We'll sell more than ever before! This will put Lenzarno on the map!"
Regal smirked at these thoughts. He took out a Klonoa Chocolate Bar-original and opened it. It was an inch from Regal's mouth, but he was interuppted by the noise of people getting beat up from the floors below. Regal shot up from his seat, only to hit his head on a lamp that said "I ♥ homestarrunner." And true it was, he loved it just as much as Simon loved himself, that critic.
Back to the story, Regal went down the elevator into a corridor. Coming down the other end was none other than...
"Mithos!"
"Yes, it is I, Mithos Ygdrassial, here to smite you all!" The half-elven crazed nut cackled triumphantly.
"But how," Regal questioned. " You got SERVED by us!"
"Yes," he started, "but thanks to a mistake in the past, my conscious still lives on, and has manifested a physical form! I am now immortal, because I am evil! I am Mithos!"
Mind you, he said this Mojo Jojo style.
"Ugh, that's it, you INSANE, CRAZED, MENTALLY BLIND, GIRLY, PONTENTIALLY BISEXUAL, STUPID SHRIMP! First you create Cruxis, which brain-washes people into the Church of Martel crap! Then you make branch off the Desians which kill humans and turn survivors into expheres! And now, you burst into my company, Regal Bryant's company, threatening to kill me and all my freinds! I'M GONNA BEAT YOU DOWN TILL IT HURTS YO' 4'000 YEAR OLD MAMA IN HER GRAVE."
Then there is a showdown between Mithos and Regal, with the hallway music from the Matrix playing in the background.
Mithos uses Judgement, but Regal easily dodges the beams while getting
closer to Mithos. He then uses Mirage to sneak behind him and was about
to used Rising Dragon, when Mithos teloported behind him. But regal was
quick. He turned in mid-air and used Eagle Dive, linked with a Triple
Kick.
Mithos recieved all blows and flew backwards, but he used his wings to slow down before he crashed. He landed on the wall, and jumped right back at Regal. That would have been a full lateral if he was a football. His head made contact with Regal and slammed him right in the gut.
"Retribution!" the half-elf cast. Now the duke couldn't use any off his techs. And now, while Regal was down, Mithos cast a miny version of Ray that came out of his hand. Each projectile hit Regal, knocking him out. "Bwahaha! I win!" Mithos picked Regal up with one arm with his angel strength like Collete did once and carried him into the elevator. He pressed the button to the Prisident's office.
"I need sugar, or the spell will wear off..." So went into the office to find something sweet to eat when he saw an opened Klonoa's chocolate bar on the desk. He ate it and to his amazement...
"Damn, this is good:O" He munched on it till he saw a newspaper on the desk. He read the headline. After a minute, he set the paper down and he smirked. "Heh. Platimum Tickets, eh? That will last me about a hundred years. Heck, why don't I just take over the factory?" And so, Mithos went on top of the Sky Terrace and flew away. His goal, to kill those who destroyed him before. But now, he has a new goal in mind: eat as many Klonoa bars as he can, and take over the factory with it!
