Wow... reviews! Hey, thanks guys! No, I wasn't sugar-high. It's not even a condition I have. Of course, my freind does. He's addicted to sugar. Every morning, his cereal is always something made of chocolate, or he eats cinnimon rolls. He loves chocolate, too. I've known him since 1st grade, and whenever I come over to his house, he's never eaten anything remotely close to a proper breakfast except bacon. Well, the whole gum/sugar thing camefrom an episode of Fosters... Welll whatever. Review!
Disclaimer: I didn't do this in the last chapter, so count this for that one, too! I don't own Tales of Symphonia!
In Minneapolis, MN, July 9, at Orchestra Hall, Minnesota Orchestra there were two girls. They were Collete Brunel and Sheena Fujibayashi, who were listening to the More Freinds people play Final Fantasy music.Collete had went on with Lloyd to collect all the expheres left, but then she kept screwing everything up because, well...she was a klutz. So went and asked Sheena for help, to train her to be more coordinated with basic ninja skills. After some convincing, which involved jousts, she gave in. Now Collete didn't fall! As much as before, anyway. There was a scene last week where she triped on top of Paris Hilton who was randomly used in this fic and the scene didn't look right.
Outside, Mithos had flew down from the sky. His angel senses told him that two of them were here. He was going to force himself right in before he spotted Kratos and Yuan were trying to get into Orchestra Hall, but a guard wouldn't let them.
"No tickets, no admission."
"But you let the other two girls in even though THEY didn't have tickets!"
"Ahyuck," the guard chuckled stupidly. "That's because they reminded me of those two girls from the Simple Life."
"WHAT!" roared Kratos.
"Well then just so you know," Yuan retorted, " I'm is Tom Cruise! And just so you know, stars get free admission. So you better watch out before I sue your mouth shut like Oogie Boogie!"
"Eep! W-well, Mr. Cruise, I'm sorry to have aggravated you so thoroughly because of my ignorance..."
The guard, who idiotically thought Tom Cruise had died his hair blue, let Yuan through.
"Well," said the sly Renegade leader, " all that time watching E! paid off..."
Kratos, meanwhile, was cursing about Yuan under his breath.
"LET ME THROUGH!"
"Sorry, no can do. Your not a star whos agent we can draw money from."
"Well... THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
"Sorry sir. And don't even mention anything that makres me think of Star Wars. GRRRR!"
Kratos was starting to get annoyed. "Dude, what's your problem."
Then some random woman came up to him and said,"It's simple. He hates british people."
Kratos was taken aback. "What? Why?"
"It's simple," the woman answered. "He hates them because they support half-elves."
"Hm... well, it would seem that you need a trip to Genis Sage."
"Who?" questioned the guard.
"Why," the woman was surprised, "why, you've never heard of Dr. Genis Virginia Sage?"
"Once again, who?"
"A famous boy, that lad is. He travels the world, binging people to the light, and end the discrimination against half-elves. And he does it non-violently, unlike that Mental X character. Why, they've burned his house, bombed motels he stays in, and even tried to stab him in one attempt, but he keeps on. One day, someone even tried to shoot him with a crossbow while he was on the balcony of the inn in Luin, but even though he blocked it with some magic whahosawhat, he never struck for avengance. Tommorow, he's holding a speech at Palmacosta! You should attend, Mr. Guard. He's got healing hands t the heart, I tell you!"
Now the guard was breaking down crying. He was definately going to attend now.
"Palmacosta, eh... So that's where Genis is going. I'll probably find his Raine there, too..."
Mr. Aurion turned around to find Mithos staring at him with an obnoxious smirk on his face.
"Mithos! What... oh. So...somebody ate the gum?"
"Yes... so now, I think I'm going to take revenge on you for betraying me!"
"Hmph. Serves you right for going insane over half-elf discrimination forming Cruxis which eventually captured my wife and forcing her to face hard labor and torture and in the end turning her into a big green monster thing that looks like the wall shadow monster from Yu-gi-oh! in which she hit Noishe making him the cowardly protozoan he is today and knocking my own son along with him off a cliff forcing me to kill her!"
Kratos was blue in the face by the time he finished and took a long, deep breath. Mithos, however, was impatient and simply walked up to him and squeezed his shoulder, knocking him out for thirty minutes.
"Yees! I now have Kratos! Next up: that ninja girl and that stupid Chosen of Sylvarant!"
So Mithos went inside, blowing up the guard cruelty style, and went on.
He saw Sheena go into the woman's restroom. Mithos followed her, and since he looked like a girl anyway, nobody everyone thought he was one and he made it in without being pelted repeatedly. He hid behind the stall door, and when Sheena came out he snuck up behind her, knocked her out, and dragged her out Sam Fisher style. Of course, the experiance of going into the woman's restroom for the first time ever made him forget all about Collete.
Collete, meanwhile, wondered what was taking Sheena so long. Incidentally, Yuan saw Collete. He wondered what was up and followed her. Collete came just in time to see Mithos dragging Sheena away. She followed, and Yuan was right behind her. She followed Mithos, in which most passerby never even noticed for some stupid reason, and watched as he picked up Kratos who was on the ground, and Regal who was hidden behind a collection of plants. he was carrying them, wondering why they were so heavy, until something shiny from Kraytos' pocket dropped on the ground.
"Grr... inferior obese beings...hmm? What's this?"
Mithos examined what was on the ground, and found them to be car keys. He pressed the button for the car to unlock, and an escilade near them lit up.
"Alright!" Mithos cheered. "Now I don't have to go around chugging these fools with me all day long!"
He opened up the door, and very overwrought about the new transportation, stuffed them in the back seat. Collete saw everything and got out her chakrams. The exact moment she was about to strike, Mithos saw a red button on the side of the dashboard. Curious, he pressed it, and the Escilade disappeared!
"Huh? Where'd they go?" Collete was confused and very, very disoriented at the moment.
"I'll answer that."
Collete turned around to find that the owner of the voice was Yuan.
"Oh! Mr. Yuan! How are you:D"
"Not good, Chosen. Now look, Mithos-"
"Oh yeah, how did Mithos come back?"
"I'm getting to that" Yuan replied, annoyed mind you." As I was saying, Mithos is most likely trying to get revenge on all of you, as you can see. As for how he got back, someone probably chewed the gum..."
"Gum?"
Meanwhile...
Mithos was getting sick. He was going at a great speed to wherever they were going and started to get a little dizzy. Then there was a big flash of light.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! MY EYES!"
As soon as his eyes were better, he opened them, and from what he could see...
"I'm on Derris Kharlan! I see...so this is how Kratos got back on Symphonia. This is just perfect. This will now be my base of operations! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Lightning flashed in the background as he laughed, which is strange seeing as Derris Kharlan didn't have clouds.
To Be Continued!
