Lloyd and Collete were silently riding the Rheiards to wherever they were going.
Or in other words, Ravebirds as Genis calls them, thought Lloyd. He's always making up crazy names for everything, like that time he called the Professor "Refill." He had that bump for a week! I tried cut it off with some scissors so I could put it in my Shrinky-Dink oven for him, but gave me the fish eye... Said some profanity yada yada yada...
"Um, Lloyd?"Collete said, interrupting Lloyd's thoughts. "Could you watch the sky road thing?"
"Wha? Oh, sorry Collete. Say, what are you doing?"
"I'm watching a Happy Tree Friends marathon! They are so cuuute!"
"But Collete, isn't that too violent for you?"
"Violent? But it's so cute I don't see anything wr- eeek! His eye popped out! A-and he killed the moose with a harpoon! This is so scary..."
"There, there, Collete..." said Lloyd as he comforted Collete.
Of course he couldn't drive at the same time so they crashed. Still, it didn't matter anyway because they were already there. After getting off the Rheiard they walked over to the crater.
"Look at this, Lloyd! It's some metal device!"
"Yeah, it looks like something from Best Buy flushed down the toilet by an angry customer. I don't see why, loads better than Wal-Mart, this is."
"Convieniently put. I'll call Genis!"
So the tiny ensy weensy angel took out her flip phone and dialed up Genis. After a not-so-lengthy call Genis came over in his blue Ferari.
"Yo, wassup! Check out the sweet ride."
"Genis! What happened to your Pinto?"
"I took up my savings and bought this from Meltokio and-"
"Let me guess. You geeked it out and MTV had to pimp your ride? I know this ain't your taste. I don't know how they did it seing how maxin' your ride is like putting diamonds on doodoo."
"...Waah! Lloyd, you big bully!"
Amidst the talk, Collete felt left out and decided to remind them why they were there. Genis inspected what looked like a steaming banana-looking pile of metal poop with buttons in it;out one end was what seemed to be the eyepiece of a telescope, while the other end a camera lens. The buttons were labeled with small Post-It notes with words drawn in crayon: teleport, go back, zoom in, zoom out, hold U/D, menu, on/off, and open/close. On the opposite side of the... device was a control pad.
Then, with a sudden burst of idea, Genis shouted, "Well, let's try it out!"
Genis looked through the eyepiece. Everything was a shade of green except for two red intercepting lines. Numbers on the bottom and right told the exact distance and perimeter. Using the control pad he moved the tracking cursor around, but before he could dwell deeper into the features of this device, everything suddenly went black.
Genis toppled over in surprise. "Ah!"
What's wrong, Genis?" asked the troubled Collete.
"I'm blind! What act have I done to lose my sight! Oh wait... No, the power just went out."
He pressed the open/close button to reveal the socket to put the batteries in.
"Just as I thought," said an embarrased and yet irritated Genis. "Generic batteries."
"So let's go get some brand name ones!"
And the three shouted, "All for one and one for all!" for no particular reason as they hopped into Genis' Ferari. While Lloyd and Genis were booming loud music in the front seats, Collete was sitting in the back seat watching her tv.
"Ooo comercials. I looove comercials."
The following PREVIEW has been approved for
ALL AUDIENCES
by the Motion Picture Association of Symphonia
Old Time Cinema
presents
Shows 8 people climbing up a steep trail.
Black screen.
Shows a Tower of Lightning with lighting coming out of the top.
Black screen.
The Tower of Salvation is showing from an ariel view.
Black screen.
Dramatic music begins.
Volcanoes are shown.
"You were the Chosen One!"
Epic Battle scenes are displayed.
"Hey Lloyd," cried Genis. "Don't get your butt kicked! Indignation!"
"Ah, that reminds me of the good old days with dad..." Lloyd reminicinsed. "Hey, wait!"
BASED ON THE WORLD REGENERATION JOURNEY
A hooded figure in front of a forest at night talking to the group.
"It would would be wise not to mess with the Dark Lord," he told them in a cracky voice, drawing it's wand. " But you shall not worry, for your lives end tonight!"
A rooftop was shown, Raine had a gun, aiming it back and forth between two round-headed people that lokked exactly alike.
"I'm the real Kenny!"
"No, I'm the real Kenny!"
THIS FALL
A huge bog with a squirrel thing.
"I will get back what they took from me..."
Scene switches to Regal talking to Sheena who was protecting Corrine.
"He means to kill us!"
EVERY PATH
A huge boat where two people were doing the classic Titanic pose.
HAS A TEST
Presea and Zelos were back to back surrounded by enemies.
EVERY STEP
A town on a lake was burning.
"No..."
BRINGS YOU CLOSER
"I won't let it happen again."
TO WHAT BINDS US ALL
Dramatic music hits the action sequence
People were running from Rodyle.
You are all making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry."
TOM CRUISE
Kratos was inside the Daily Bungalow.
"Red wire, blue wire, red wire, blue wire, AAAGH!"
GARY COLEMAN
Regal was in a white subway station trying to get out but he kept ending up in the same place.
"This is a bigger problem than Pamela Anderson's-"
MIRANDA OTTO
An army of 5,000 men were fighting with 600,000 undead, ghosts, hell knights, living armor, zombie warriors, angel warriors, Ygdrassial, 3 Seraphim, 5 Grand Cardinals, an Elite from the Underworld, and a ressurected Abbyson.
"I'm gonna need a bigger weapon." said Master Chief.
TALES OF SYMPHONIA
Kratos was in the hallway of some in-city apartments with a phone.
"Uh, yeah. Chinese take-out?"
The elevator door opened and a bunch of soy sauce came oozing out.
"Whoa, um, yeah? No need to bring little packets of soy sauce, and you might want to use the stairs."
COMING EVENTUALLY (mabye) PG13
"Collete, stop watching tv, we need to get some gas while were at it. Here's a twenty, get it for number...3, k'?"
End Part 2