Well, here are some really stupid stories for a warped sense of humor only.
Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Nintendo, but Farfanugin is my friend Jennifer's.
Chapter 1 Mr. Ganondorf's Play School - Putting a New Fear into Learning
Mr. Ganondorf: Hello children. grins evilly
Link: I hate school.
Malon: Where's the potty?
Zelda: I wanna go home!
Ruto: I'm a fish!
Ganondorf: BE QUIET OR I'LL SMITE YOU WITH LIGHTNING!
Ganondorf: What is two plus two?
Zelda: Two!
Link: Eighty-seven!
Malon: Apple is red!
Ruto: I'm a fish!
Ganondorf: NO! THAT'S WRONG! YOU STUPID CHILDREN SHOULD GO BACK TO PRESCHOOL!
Link: Okay.
Ganondorf: What color is a banana?
Malon: Pink!
Link: Green!
Ruto: I'm a fish!
Zelda: Purple!
Ganondorf: NO! SHUT UP! I HATE CHILDREN! DIE!
Zelda: Okay.
Ganondorf: What are the names of our three goddesses?
Ruto: I'm a fish!
Link: Nathaniel, Grog, and Farfanugin!
Malon: Pea, Pie, and Poe!
Zelda: Din, Farore, and Nayru!
Ganondorf: NO! THAT'S WRO- what did you say?
Ganondorf: Why do I hate you all so much?
Malon: Because we sing the Barney song? I love-
Ruto: I'm a fish!
Zelda: Because I'm cooler than you?
Link: Because you're an evil-minded madman?
Ganondorf: Yes! Exactly right! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ganondorf is led away by kind people.