Link: So, Zelda, seen any good movies lately?
Zelda: Why, yes, Link, yesterday I saw Lord of the Rings on IMAX!
Ruto walks up
Ruto: Hey guys! I learned to drive a motorboat!
Zelda: Aren't you under age?
Ruto: I hope not!
Malon walks up
Malon: What's up?
Zelda: I saw The Lord of the Rings on IMAX and Ruto learned to drive a motorboat.
Ruto: I know! I'll take you all for a ride on my dad's motorboat!
Ruto disappeared under the water and came back up in a boat.
Ruto: Hop in!
Everyone else got in.
Link: Where are you going to take us? This whole lake is about six feet square.
Ruto: Let's see how fast I can go in a circle around the lake!
Ruto speeds around the lake
Zelda: Whoa...barfs
Malon: Cool!
Link: My neat Kokiri hat fell off! We have to go back!
Ruto: I don't know if I want to go back through THAT.
Link: You have to!
Ruto went back
Link: picking up his hat Urgh...
Malon: Wow, Zelda! Right in the middle, too!
Link: Now I'll have to wear my blue hat and I won't ma-a-a-tch!
Zelda: So why don't you wear your blue tunic?
Link: brightens up Okay!
Link suddenly has his blue tunic on
Malon: How'd you do that?
Link: Well, this all-powerful author person presses Start and goes to my wardrobe and picks out what I'm going to wear.
Ruto: That's really special.
Link: I know.
Zelda: How come our driver isn't paying attention?
THUD.
The boat smashes into an island in the middle of the lake.
Malon: Haha, Ruto! You suck!
Ruto: My dad's going to kill me!
Zelda: Where are we?
Link: Good question.
Malon: I think it's the island where you get the Fire Arrows.
They stare at her
Link: How do you know? You stay at the ranch all day!
Malon: I'm here now, aren't I?
Link: This is boring! Let's go fishing!
Everyone else: Okay!
They swam to the fishing pond island
Pond Owner: I'm gonna be rich! Er, that is, its 20 rupees per go.
Link: No way!
Malon: What a rip-off!
Zelda: I'll have you know I am princess of Hyrule and your prices are way over the standard!
Pond Owner: What standards are these, love?
Zelda: Err...
Link: Let's do something else.
Zelda: Lake Hylia sucks. Let's go home.
Everyone else: Yeah.