Freckledgirl: HALLELUJAH! AN UPDATE! Yes, I know, it took me forever and a day, and I'm sorrysorrysorry! But here ya go, read, enjoy (hopefully), and review.

Disclaimers: I don't own YYH or its characters, so please, no suing!

Mia, who was already dazed and confused as it was, felt her head start to spin even more when she looked up from where the demon set her down (more like dropped actually) and saw who, or what, was in front of her. It was yet another Furby-like demon, except this one had a banged up crown perched slightly askew on its head, making it look like a very drunk king. The royal-looking demon looked Mia up and down, as if he were sizing her up (A/N: which is hard to do when you're only 5'). He then slowly turned to face her demon captor with a look of great disgust on his ugly face.

"WHAT exactly is this little scrap of Ningenkai filth doing here?" the royal demon asked, every word dripping with disapproval.

"But... but... you said you wanted a sample of Ningenkai food your highness! I saw this thing, and... and..."

"YOU FOOL!" the royal demon shouted, a small vein throbbing in his forehead. (A/N: my history teacher looks like that sometimes... that's why we don't piss him off... ever...)

"I said to go to the Ningenkai, find that 'supermarket' thingy, and bring me back some of that legendary 'Ramen' stuff! Is that very hard? NO!"

"But, your majesty..." the other demon stammered.

"SHUT UP! And NO, it is not! Everyone says how amazing 'Ramen' is, so I decide to try some. That's all I wanted; a nice, simple request. So I send you, my trusted servant, and you CAN'T EVEN MANAGE TO GET A PACKAGE OF NOODLES!" Now, the demon's throbbing vein got larger and larger until Mia was worried about an aneurysm possibly taking place.

"Mmmm," the big, furry demon who had kidnapped Mia mumbled.

"SPEAK UP OR I'LL CUT YOUR TOUNGUE OUT AND THERE WON'T BE A PROBLEM!" the royal demon yelled.

"I didn't see any 'supermarkets,' so I saw this ningen girl and thought that if you wanted Ningen food, she would do. I'm sorry master! Please forgive me!" With this, the demon flung himself at the royal demon's feet, whimpering profusely.

"NO! NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU WILL GO BACK AND FIND RAMEN, AND YOU WILL NOT BOTCH..."

By now, Mia, who was no idiot, had decided to take advantage of the two demons' arguement, which had drawn their attention away from the poor girl, who at the moment was extremely close to wetting herself. Slowly, Mia crept backwards, still on her extremely sore tush, trying to make as little noise as possible. Creeping slowly away from the demons, Mia finally scrambled to her feet, turned tail, and hauled ass away from there.

After running for a while, Mia leaned against a tree, completely out of breath, and surveyed her surroundings. She still wasn't sure what was so different about this forest. Then, like a thunderbolt from the blue, Mia figured it out. She was in the mythical Makai! Mia had heard the scary demon referring to her as a "ningen" girl, and the royal one had said something about the "Ningenkai." Mia had read enough manga and watched enough anime to know that the Ningenkai, or human world, had a counterpart called the Makai, or demon world. So, theoretically, Mia must have been transported to the Makai when scary demon chucked her into the big, spinning portal-thingy!

Freckedgirl: Le gaspies! Yes, obvious, I know, but for the sake of the fanfic, that's how it's gonna be.