Saria: Hey, Link! T'sup?
Link: I'm bored.
Saria: Well, Kokiri Forest is where you go when you're bored.
Link: I'll run around.
Link ran around
Kokiri standing by the river: What are you doing?
Link: What's it look like?
K.S.B.T.R.: Uh.. running?
Link: Got it in one!
Link ran some more.
Kokiri on top of the shop: Look up here!
Link: Why?
K.O.T.O.T.S.: Uh.. Because I said so!
Link: Later!
Link ran on top of Saria's house and over the bridge.
Blonde Kokiri: You sure are cute!
Link: AAAHHH!
Link fell off the ledge and landed on his head.
Link: Ohhhh...
Kokiri in front of the hill: Feeling bad, Link?
Link: Ergghhhh...
K.I.F.O.T.H.: Maybe you should go to the Training Center!
Link managed to crawl up the hill, but gave up when he saw all the fences. Then he collapsed.
Training Center Kokiri: Hey Link!
Link: ...go away...
T.C.K.: Let's practice!
He punches Link on the head, and Link passes out.
T.C.K.: Was it something I said?
That might just possibly be the worst thing I've written and that's saying something.
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