Chapter 4 The Evil Owl - Even More Screams
Link had only just left Kokiri Forest on his quest when he heard a strange hooting.
Kaepora Gaebora: Hoot hoot!
Link: Gaaaaaa!
KG: You are starting out on your adventure, aren't you Link?
Link: I thought owls had no vocal cords! And how the freak do you know my name?
KG: Do not delve into deep mysteries that your small brain wouldst not comprehend, young Link!
Link: Grrrr...
Kaepora Gaebora flew away.
Link went to see Princess Zelda and then thought he would visit the ranch. So there he went, and Malon taught him Epona's Song.
There was suddenly a somehow familiar hooting...
KG: Hoot hoot! How goes the adventure, young Link?
Link: Ummm...
KG: Gotta go! Hoot hoot!
Link: I never thought owls could go insane...
Link then traversed to the Lost Woods, but almost as soon as he got in the door...
KG: Hello, young Link! Hoot hoot!
Link: Are you following me or something?
KG: Do you hear that music?
Link: I'm not deaf, you know...
KG: Hoot hoot when you see the musical staff it might be a good idea to play a song you know hoot.
Link: Get away?
KG: Just like this: Hoot hoot hoot hoot!
Then he flew away.
Link: Ah. So owls CAN go insane. You never stop learning...
Link then went on and defeated the King Dodongo. Then he climbed up Death Mountain. But just as soon as he got to the top...
KG: Hoot hoot!
Link: Do you ever go away?
KG: There's a fairy what lives in that cave hoot.
Link: No duh...
KG: How about a ride down the mountain so you don't get hit with molten rock hoot?
Link considered.
Link: Well...
KG: Great! Hoot! Just grab my talons!
Link did so reluctantly.
KG: Whoohoo!
Link: AAAHHH!
KG: This sure is fun!
Link: Hey, isn't that the bottomless pit we're flying over?
KG: You bet! Um, I think I feel my talons slipping...
Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Link fell down the bottomless pit.
However, as he is our hero he magically reappeared with only one heart gone.
Link: Bloody owl...
Then Link headed on to Zora's River.
But, there, sitting in a tree, was...
Link: You!
KG: Hoot hoot! You should try something connected with the Royal Family to get into...
Link (getting out his slingshot): We'll see about you...
KG: Hoot... hoot...?
Link: Not this time, buddy!
Link then fired into Kaepora Gaebora's head, which resulted only in it spinning around.
Link: Aaaah! The exorcist!
KG: Gotta go hoot!
Link attempted to shoot him as he flew off.
That one was better than the others.
Although that's not hard.
Oh well.