Chapter 1

It was a casual day in a village in the mountains.. that is, until a woman's cry pierced the air, " Dance of Blades! " A female demon slayer was trying her best keeping Kagura at bay. Until suddenly, one of her sais broke. Kagura was grinning evilly, " Shide, ningen! "

The girl was prepaerd to embrace death when suddenly, a sacred arrow pierced the air, which caused Kagura to flee. The girl looked back and saw Rei lowering her bow. Rei helped the young slayer up and the girl was looking at Rei with admiration.

The girl thanked, " Thanks for saving me out there! I was sure I was going to die! By the way, my name's Sakura, you? " Rei introduced herself. Sakura invited Rei to her village for lunch. Sango asked, " Sakura! Who's your friend? " Sakura said, " Rei, this is my mom, Sango! By the way mom, where's dad? "

Sango sighed annoyed, " He's giving your brother ' How to be a Pervert'lessons again. " In the back of the hut, you can hear a " Now son, what's the key to make women attracted to you? " A higher pitch that of a voice that belonged to a boy replied, " Go up to them, rub their rears and get on one knee and ask them to bear your child! But be concious of the hand! "

Everyone outside of the room sweatdropped.Rei whispered to her new-found friend, " Does this happen all the time? " Sakura grimly whispered back, " Afraid so. " Suddenly, Rei felt a hand rubbing her ass. She jumped up and screamed, " AHHHHHHH! "

A little boy, a miniature looking Miroku was grinning pervertedly. Rei was freaked out and Sakura rolled her eyes. " That's my perverted little brother, Hebi and- hey! I told you not to touch me there, houshi-no-baka! " Sakura knocked him out by borrowing her mom's Hiraikotsu.

Miroku proudly announced, " The family legacy's passing on! " Sango was steaming and slapped Miroku. Rei then turned into her true form and everyone was bewildered. After Rei told everything about herself, Sango & Miroku yelled, " Nani! " Sakura yelled angrily, " I got saved by a youkai!"

5 seconds passed and Sakura reconsidered grinning," I admire you too much! " Rei fell anime style. Rei said, " My family legacy's falling off a cliff and not dying and getting breast cancer, you? " Sakura sweatdropped and replied, " Ehhhhh... no clue. "

An awkward silence filled the hut and Sakura happily concluded, " For the boys, it's being perverts and groping us and for us girls, it's slapping, maiming and beating them up. " Miroku gropped Sango and she knocked him out with a pottery.

Sakura added, " Here's an excellent example to be reckoned with! " Rei nodded.

Next Day

Sakura and Rei got ready to set off on their journey. Hebi wanted to come too and Sakura only let him because of the usefulness of his Kazanna. Hey, like father like son! They set out of the village and set off the path to the mountains, unaware that the mountain belonged to a certain kitsune...

Sorry that I took so long to update! Is Hebi a boy or girl name? Remember people, Read & Review!