Freckled: Hello hello, new chappie up! Read, enjoy (hopefully), and review! Now onto the disclaimers (icky poo).
Disclaimers: I don't own YYH. See how simple that is? Now I'd like all the lawyers camped out in my front yard to leave. Yes, I see you all, get out of my bushes!

Yusuke and the other three warmly greeted each other next, then he turned to Mia and gave her a big smile.
"So you're Mia, eh? Nice to meetcha!" he said. She was aware of his eyes traveling farther and farther away from her face to a slightly lower part of her anatomy.
Back at home I never even get asked out, and now this is the second time in under 24 hours I've been ogled at! Maybe there's something in the water here that just makes guys more perverted...
Suddenly, Yusuke's questionable expression turned to that of a little boy caught stealing cookies.
"YUSUKE URAMESHI! YOU FILTHY DOG!"
This cry was accompanied by a very angry looking girl in a school uniform marching into the room, then a sharp smack as she clearly stated her opinion on the matter of his manners.
"I'm so sorry about him, he's hopeless. I'm Keiko." She smiled brightly and gave a little wave.
"Hi, it's nice to meet you. I'm Mia," she replied with a smile. Suddenly, an extremely cheerful voice exploded about a foot from Mia's ear.
"Hi Mia! I'm Botan! It's so great to have another girl around, it does get hard to deal with all these guys..." A blue haired girl holding an oar jabbed her thumb in the direction of Jin, Chuu, and Yusuke, who were playing toss-the-beer-bottle-cap-into-a-Ramen-cup.
"So, how exactly did you get here?" Keiko asked. Mia repeated her story to her. She could see Botan trying with all her might to stifle a laugh when she got to the part about kicking the lizard demon down under.
"But how are you going to get home?" Keiko asked with a concerned look.
"Umm... Good question. I have no clue."
From the other end of the apartment, which was only 8 feet away, Yusuke added, "I'll call the guys over. Maybe they'll have an idea. Well, Kuwabara definitely won't, but maybe Kurama or Hiei."
He dug the phone out from under a bag of marshmallows and called they guy he'd called Kurama, who showed up within five minutes, bringing with him an almost tangible cloud of rose scent. Out of nowhere, a tiny guy dressed in black popped up onto the window sill and jumped in with a "Hn."
Is he wearing a habit? That's gotta be the smallest, most obviously un-female nun I've ever seen...
After more introductions, the large group settled down in various places around Yusuke's living room. They had scarcely draped themselves over the furniture and floor before Kurama hit upon something.
"Well, have you tried contacting Koenma? He's the big... erm, little... boss guy around here, he might know of some way to get Mia home."
Mia sent a confused look in Jin's direction, to which he said, "Koenma's basically the operatin' king o' the Makai. Scariest little floatin' toddler I ever did meet, wee bit of a control freak actually..." Mia decided not to ask about the floatin' toddler part.
"Botan, do you still have that contact thingamajiggy?" Yusuke asked.
"Of course!" she replied, then whipped out what looked like Mia's compact mirror.
The blue-haired girl opened it up and said, "Koenma? Koenma sir, are you there?"
She's talking to her cosmetic products... maybe this girl's not entirely sane... Mia was even more surprised when a bossy sounding voice answered her back. I really should just stop being surprised anymore...
"Yes, I'm here. What's the matter? Don't tell me you crashed your oar again? I'm not getting you another one, this makes the fourth time in under six months! You're a menace Bo-" The voice was cut off by Botan's slightly irritated one.
"No, I didn't crash my oar. It's nice to know you have such confidence in me sir... Anyway, I contacted you because we've had a slightly unusual event. A human girl got more or less dragged into the Makai, she's here right now."
"What! How did this happen?" he replied in an almost frantic voice.
"Erm, you'd better talk to her sir," Botan said, then handed the device to Mia, who then relayed the whole story to him.
"That's very interesting indeed. Are all you humans that stupid? I mean, kicking a demon in that specific area? It's a wonder you're still alive." All Mia could do was stare at the screen, a slightly annoyed look on her face.
"Anyway, I'll see what I can do to get you home. In the mean time, it appears that you've already made arrangements for yourself, and you're in good hands. I'll contact you all once I've made any headway on this. Good-bye." Before anyone to could reply, the screen clicked off.

Freckled: Sorry I took so long on this, I was being a lazy ass. I'm running low on ideas, so any suggestions would be good! Please review and make me a happy little girl, eh?