Chapter 6
" UGH! Told you all that mom was going to have my head! " Rei yelled. "Well, now that we know how terrifyingly gruesome your mom is, it would take the rest of us 5 & 1/2 years to dig you out of your grave. " Hebi commented.
" SHUT THE FUCKUP HOUSHI-NO-BAKA! "
" Now now, let's all be adults about this... "
" SHUT UP, FRIKKN' SAINT!YOU'RE ONLY 8 FRIKKN' YEARS OLD,KAMI-DAMMIT! "
( A/N; That joke cracked me up particularly hard )
The rest of them sweatdropped heavily. ' Rei gets into a lot of fights now doesn't she? ' Shuukou wondered mentally. " Ok you 2, break it up! " Sakura said.
" SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT PART OF THIS! NOW STAY OUT ALREADY KAMI-DAMMIT PEOPLE! OR DO I HAVE TO MAKE YA! "
( A/N; You can guess who said that. Rei- ( throws a shoe at my head ) )
Sakura hastily replied, " Yes, sir- I mean ma'am! I mean si- "
" SHUT UP ALREADY! "
No one said a word for the next 3 hours.
Suddenly, a demon appeared... with a familiar scar on its back too... a SPIDER scar! " A reincarnation, definitely! " Shuukou yelled. " No kidding. " said Rei. She got her bow & arrow ready.
Hebi got his staff ready since he knew that the Saimyosho might be back again. Kirara transformed. Rei pulled back the string and fired. The Hama ya hacked off the left arm but it grew back. " Shit! " Rei yelled.
" Kukuku... how can you possibly hope to kill me if you can't even hurt me? And Hebi, without your Kazanna, there's no possibility of you sucking me in your right hand! " He motioned to the Saimyosho.
" And Rei now that you're ningen again, there's no possibility of you defeating me. Your chances are 10.2! Shuukou, you are too small & weak to fight me. Sakura, you just began a week ago to start using Hiraikotsu. Plus, your sais are still damaged from fighting my sister, Kagura. "
" Holy shit! " Shuukou cried. " He's reading our minds! "
" You don't think?... That he's the son of Goshinki? " Sakura asked.
" Who? You mean the guy who broke Tetsuiga with his fangs? " Rei asked. " Well, if that guy is Goshinki's son, the mom has to be dead ugly. And she has to be drugged to sleep with him. "
( A/N; Did they even have drugs that time? )
Everyone agreed with Rei... for once.The reincarnation was very angry, but said coolly, " Before we fight for real, my name is Ryoku. "
" Keh, whatever. Let's fight already, tubby! " Rei shouted.
( A/N; Errrr... I'm NOT saying that Ryoku's FAT OK? It's because he's so tall. By the way, he looks exactly like Goshinki )
Well, hope you enjoyed the chapter! I'm doing my best here, ya know!
Rei-I hardly got to kick any ass!
Inu-Spyro-chan-Well, I had help from Wazzuppeeps!
Wazzuppeeps?-Yo everyone! What's shaking?
Inu-Spyro-chan-Oh! Well speak of the devil!
Ryoku-That'd better be not a diss to my father I'm hearing!
Inu-Spyro-chan-Ah, clam up, will ya? --
( Hebi grabs Sakura's ass )
Sakura-ACK! Hentai!
CRACK!
Inu-Spyro-chan-Should I change da screen name? Too long, isn't it? And my fingers & arms are sore from typing this fanfic!
Rei-Tell me about it. Well, Read & Review!
Hebi-Can we have our finances please?
Inu-Spyro-chan-Shut up! Well, You heard them, people! R & R! Ciao for now! Oh and Ryoku means Strength!
