Hello! And welcome back to the Inuyasha Interviews where today's victim....I ah...I mean guest! Where today's guest will be.....Kagome!
Kagome: ::wanders onto the stage looking rather lost::: Ah. Where am I!?
Morgan: ::appears as before:: You're on Inuyasha Interviews.
Kagome: Inuyasha Interviews? You're interviewing....Inuyasha?
Morgan: Well we were but then we broke his fragile little mine with the truth so now it's your turn.
Kagome: .......
Morgan: I mean to be interviewed! Not have your mind broken. Heh ::cheesy smile::
Kagome: Um...alright.
Morgan: Great! Then let's get to the questions. This first one is from Mikazuki. Would you heal Sesshomaru's arm if it was possible? Why do you hate him anyway?
Kagome: I just answer that?
Morgan: Yep
Kagome: Um...well I don't really hate Sesshomaru. It's just that he wants to kill Inuyasha! Besides he is a bit of a jerk.
Morgan: That's true. But you have to admit he's been going soft recently since finding Rin and all. And he isn't interested in stealing the Tetsusaiga anymore.
Kagome: He isn't!?
Morgan: Nope. Doesn't want it at all. But don't tell anyone I told you. Top secret you know. So what about his arm?
Kagome: If I could heal it I probably would. But only if he promised not to kill Inuyasha. I couldn't very well help someone who wanted to hurt Inuyasha.
Morgan: And why's that?
Kagome: ::blushes and glares:: It's not because I like him if that's what you think! I mean he's arrogant, and he's loud, and he's
Morgan: Okay! Never mind I asked! This question is from Jessica. Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Kagome: ::blinks:: I...never thought about it. It would make me look less like Kikyou I suppose but I don't think I would.
Morgan: But if-
Inuyasha: ::rushes in:: Kagome! Come on we have to get out of here. She's a witch!
Kagome: Inu...yasha?
Morgan: I am not a witch! I'm just a regular 15 year old girl! ::Snaps her fingers and Harry Potter (The 5th book) falls on his head:: Now be quiet! I thought you were at the nurse's office
Inuyasha: ::falls over as the book hits him then jumps up again:: Ah hah! So you did send me to the dungeon! ::looks at Kagome:: She put me in a place with a bit silver pot I was forced to sit on!
Kagome: ....you mean a bed pan?
Inuyasha: Prepare to die witch! ::lunges at Morgan::
Kagome: Sit boy!
Morgan: ::at the same time:: Security!
Inuyasha: ::hits the ground creating a smoking Inuyasha stamped hole then run over by 2 big burly guys both named Tank::
Morgan: Now then. Sit there if you must be here at all and be quiet. It's Kagome's turn now. Okay Kagome this one's from Keena Kon. If Kouga asked to marry you what would you say? If Inu asked to marry you what would you say? And what would you do if you got pregnant by Kouga and not Inu?
Kagome: Ah..... ::blushes::
Inuyasha: ::jumps up:: There is no way she'd marry that flea ridden canine Kouga!
Morgan: Sit down! This is Kagome's question. Don't make me call security again.
Inuyasha: ::grumbles::
Morgan: Kagome?
Kagome: Well...I suppose Kouga's already asking me to marry him since he keeps calling me his woman. He's really nice and everything and I'm really flattered.
Inuyasha: Feh. I bet you are.
Kagome: ::glares at him:: What's that suppose to mean!?
Inuyasha: Don't play innocent! You're always flirting with him! You're all 'Oh Kouga. You're so strong and brave'. Makes me sick!
Kagome: I do not do that! I just don't want to see you two fighting.
Inuyasha: Ah hah! You do like him! I knew it.
Kagome: As a matter of fact I was just going to say that I don't think I'd marry Kouga. He's not really my type. I don't even really think he's in love with me. So I don't think I'd get pregnant by him if we weren't in love and married.
Morgan: What about Inuyasha?
Kagome & Inuyasha: ::both blush::
Kagome: ::huffs and crosses her arms:: Like Inuyasha would ever be that nice. He'd cut out his tongue before asking me to marry him.
Inuyasha: I would not!
Morgan: So you would ask her?
Inuyasha: I...ah...
Morgan: Awe! How cute! And what would you say Kagome?
Kagome: ::pokes her fingers together:: I suppose I'd might say yes ::blushing::
Inuyasha: What do you mean might! You had better say yes! What's wrong with me!?
Kagome: You want a list!?
Morgan: Okay! Next question! This is from Star Light1021. Kagome if you had to choose right now which Era would you live in? Your present Era with your family and friends, or the Fuedal Era with Inuyasha and all the others? And explain why.
Kagome: That's a tough one. I guess I'd choose the Feudal Era. I still have to find the jewel shards since I broke them and it's my responsibility. And we still have to find Naraku I couldn't go home yet.
Morgan: ::grins:: And that's the only reason
Kagome: ::blushes and glares::
Morgan: Say no more. ::whispers:: We'll keep this between us girls
Inuyasha: What's going on! Keep what!?
Morgan: Ack! Forgot about his hearing.
Kagome: I do that too. Its real annoying sometimes.
Inuyasha: Say that to my face why don't ya!!
Morgan: Okay moving along! This question is from Culebra. What do you think you and Inuyasha's children would look like?
Inuyasha: ::choked:: Children!?
Kagome: ::smiles brightly:: Oh! I hope they'd have ears like Inuyasha but black hair! And brown eyes like me if it's a girl!
Inuyasha: Hold on a second! Who said anything about children!?
Morgan: Well if you're going to marry her you're going to have to have children. Didn't anyone ever teach you the facts of life Inuyasha? Because I have some diagrams if they didn't an I-
Inuyasha: I never said I was marrying her!
Kagome: ::glares:: Oh yes, I forgot. You're going to go and kill yourself along with Kikyou!
Inuyasha: Gah-
Kagome: Maybe I should rethink my answer on the Kouga question. He does pay me a lot more attention then Inuyasha and he's not the bad looking either.
Inuyasha: ::jumps up again:: HA! I knew you liked him!!
Kagome: At least he doesn't want me dead!
Inuyasha: No! He wants me dead you nut bar!
Kagome: What!? I can't believe you called me a nut bar! You're the one chasing after a dead woman! There are laws against that you know!
Inuyasha: WHA!?
Morgan: Well I don't think we're going to be getting anything more out of either of these two. Thanks for the questions guys! Tune in next time when we'll be interviewing Miroku! Send in those questions for him. I know you girls out there want to! Bye!
