And now ladies get out your pepper spray because today's guest is the numba one playa (bear with me here please, I've been watching BET) Miroku!
Miroku: ::walks onto the stage glancing around with a frown:: Hmm. So this is what they were talking about.
Morgan: ::appears out of thin air again:: Ello ello!
Miroku: ::clears his throat:: Hello indeed. And might I say it's an honor to meet such a vision of loveliness. I was wonder if you'd be so kind as to-
Morgan: ::stun guns him:: Don't even think about it. How about if we save all that until after the interview, okay?
Miroku: ::rubs his arm eyeing the gun curiously:: What manner of spiritual power works that device?
Morgan: Ah...Duracell I think. Anyway let's get to the questions! ::snaps and her bag of letters appears:: Okay. The first question is from Keena Kon. Have you ever-noticed Sango's anger when you ask a girl 'the question' and what would you do if a pretty girl ever said yes?
Miroku: Well naturally I noticed that she tends to get a bit upset. Both she and Kagome seem to take offence but I am, after all, simply performing my duty.
Morgan: Your duty?
Miroku: ::sighs dramatically:: It is my burden that the task is left to me to produce a son to carry on my name.
Morgan: And what if a girl actually said yes ::mutters:: however far we're stretching reality
Miroku: I've never considered that. Of course it might be a bit difficult what with my hunt for Naraku but I'm sure if she could be well taken care of by her village I would not be averse to ::breaks of at the sound of a shrill angry yell and sweat drops:: ...There isn't anyway that...Sango could be here is it?
Morgan: ::smiles brightly:: Darn! It was suppose to be a surprise. She's today's guest star!
Sango: ::storms out from a back room, raising her Hirakotsu and brings it down on Miroku's head:: Hentai!
Miroku: Ah! Sango! I was only-
Sango: Oh I know what you were doing! You lecher!
Morgan: Ahem ::folds her hands when both turn to look at her:: There are more questions. This one is from Past Obsession. What would you do if you were locked in a closet with Kagome?
Miroku: ::grins:: Well of course I would-
Sango: ::clears her throat loudly, glowering::
Miroku: I mean nothing! Nothing at all ::sweat drop again::
Morgan: And yet...I somehow doubt that. This one's from Megan. If you had to choose between the cutest woman in the world and Sango who would you choose? Oh, and also And will you marry my 20 year old sister? She loves you. P.S. I need her out of my life
Miroku: Ah! But what a decision to make. Not hard of course because who could be more lovely then my dear Sango
Sango: ::blushes:: Hoshi-sama.....
Miroku: ::grins brightly again:: And as to your sister I'd be happy to decide if you'd be so kind as to send a picture preferably with no-
Sango: ::smacks him over the head with the Hirakotsu and gives him a dry look:: Lecher...
Morgan: Just don't learn
Miroku: ::smiles and rubs his head:: It was worth a shot
Morgan: Mmm. Well this next question comes to us from Hououza. Do you really believe you will get Sango to like you groping her butt and asking other women to bear your children?
Sango: I can't wait to hear this one. ::giving Miroku a death look out of the corner of her eye::
Miroku: ::clears his throat:: Well it's important to let a woman know your intention. And my main purpose is simply to fulfill my duty and produce and heir
Morgan: ::gives a flat look:: So you've said
Miroku: My purpose in groping Sango is purely to be straightforward and honest. For her benefit of course.
Sango: IT'S WHAT!?
Miroku: Perhaps we should move on!
Morgan: Oh no, no. Let's linger.
Sango: My benefit!?!?
Miroku: Now Sango. Let's not get upset over a simple question
Sango: Oh I'm not getting upset over a question. I'm upset over the answer. ::smacks him over the head:: don't blame me for your perverted ways.
Miroku: ::rubbing his head:: Yes ma'am
Morgan: ::beaming:: Well that was fun. On to the next question! This is from Tobias. What non-perverted thoughts do you have about Sango?
Miroku: Oh my...
Sango: Pardon me...
Miroku: Well I...would not like her to get hurt
Sango: ::eye twitches:: That's it?
Miroku: Does having a very firm interest in her hind features count as perverted?
Morgan: Yes
Miroku: Then that's about it
Sango: ::grip tightens around Hirakotsu::
Morgan: Let's hold of on the beatings please. It's hard to interview a guest who has severe head trama. This question is from PatrioticPuppy. Why do you always grope a woman's butt? Is that the ONLY perverted thing you can come up with? Stroking their butt while asking them to bear your children? THAT'S ALL!? Or is there more?
Miroku: Well that's all that can be done in public after all. If we were alone however I could-
Morgan: You can hit him this time
Sango: ::brings that Hirakotsu down on his head::
Miroku: ::sighs:: I was only being honest
Sango: There's a such thing as too much honesty!
Morgan: Moving right along. This is from Sango1on1. If there were a line of women, with 'your kind of butts' and Sango, Who would you choose?
Miroku: Well naturally I'd have to test out all the others first to be sure the wisest decision was made.
Sango: WHAT!?
Miroku: ::hurries on:: But in the end Sango is the only one for me!
Sango: ::blushes but crosses her arms stubbornly:: Keep your hands to yourself Hoshi.
Morgan: This question is from Shorty. You know that wind tunnel in your right hand? Why don't u just have Inuyasha cut your right hand off, and then Kagome can heal it...and then you would live! Cuz if you died, we would all miss our favorite lecher monk!
Miroku: ::scratches his head:: I've never considered that. Of course there is no guarantee that Kagome could heal it. Not to mention just how far rooted the wind tunnel is. The stub left after the removal of my arm might just as well be a tunnel also.
Morgan: ::nods:: That's logical I suppose
Miroku: And also I don't think I want to give Inuyasha permission to hack of any of my limbs. Particularly not with the Tetsusaiga.
Morgan: Somehow...I don't blame you. Alrighty. This is a question from Tranador. Why don't you ask Sango to marry you instead of just groping her?
Miroku: That's a thought. ::jumps forward and takes Sango's hands in his own:: Sango, would you marry me?
Sango: ::blushes again:: Hoshi-sama.....ack! ::smacks him suddenly:: HENTAI!
Morgan: ::sighs as Miroku rubs his cheek and sits again:: You groped her didn't you
Miroku: ::laughs sheepishly:: I suppose I just can't help it
Morgan: ::shakes her head:: Yes well, this question is from Culebra. If you had to choose one and only one woman to spend the rest of your life with who it be? And if it's Sango how would you win her over?
Miroku: Why of course Sango.
Morgan: Of course. And how would you win her?
Miroku: Well first I'd get her alone. Then we'd need lots of room. And of course-
Sango: ::growls::
Morgan: ::turns the stun gun on high and holds is out to her:: Try this.
Sango: ::takes the stun gun and pokes Miroku with it::
Miroku: ::yelps then topples over glassy eyed::
Sango: I killed him!
Morgan: ::smiles sweetly:: Naw. He's fine. He's just lost total control of motor skills and body function. Anyway, that's it for our interview obviously! Come back next time when we interview Sango!
Sango: Me!?
Morgan: Yep. You. Don't forget. Send in those questions guys! Bye!