And we're back again! With today's guest, Sango!

Sango: ::already sitting in a chair, looking around curiously:: Where'd she go

Morgan: ::appears out of no where yet again:: Here!

Sango: Why did you disappear just before the guest announcement?

Morgan: Hush! I don't know what you're talking about....let's go right to the questions shall we!

Sango: Um, alright

Morgan: Okay, this first question is from Tobias. How do you feel about Miroku and how much fun was it to hit him with the stun gun?

Sango: ::blushes:: Feelings? He's a pervert and a lecher! Why in the world would I have feelings for me.

Morgan: Well it just seems to me you get a bit more then righteously upset when Miroku asks a woman to bear his children. Oh and remember that one time when the girl actually wanted to bear his child? What about that?

Sango: ::glares silently::

Morgan: ::sweat drops:: Right then. Never mind! And did you enjoy hitting him with the stun gun.

Sango: ::glances to where Miroku was still laying on the ground:: It was...fun, but....,you're sure he's not dead. He still hasn't moved yet.

Morgan: Naw he's fine. This question is from Mikazuki. Have you ever had some "unclean" thoughts about a certain lecherous monk?

Sango: NO!

Morgan: Come on. You can tell us. He'll never find out.

Sango: Well maybe.....

Morgan: ::waves for the cameras to zoom in:: come on

Sango: ::eyes widen then glares stubbornly:: NO!

Morgan: Darn! Fine fine. This next question is from Sango1on1. Who do you think are hotter? Inuyasha or Miroku or...Neither? Would you rather marry Miroku or get back Kohaku? Have you ever considered doing something perverted to Miroku to see how he liked it!

Sango: All those?

Morgan: Yep. Start with this one. Who do you think is hotter, Inuyasha, Miroku, or neither?

Sango: I think they're both stubborn idiots.

Morgan: Well come on. If you had to choose between Inuyasha and Miroku.

Sango: Well I'm sure Kagome would be upset if I chose Inuyasha so I'd have to pick Miroku.

Morgan: So you're in love with Inuyasha but hiding it for Kagome's sake?

Sango: What!!?! NO!!!

Morgan: Then you love Miroku. Got it. Okay next part of the question.

Sango: ::looking stunned over how she got tricked into that one::

Morgan: Would you rather marry Miroku or get back Kohaku?

Sango: Getting back my little brother is the most important thing right now.

Morgan: And I'm try to get rid of mine. Families.... Anyhoo, have you ever considered doing something perverted to Miroku to see how he liked it?

Sango: ::gives a dry look:: That lecherous monk probably would like it if I did.

Morgan: Somehow I can't find it in me to argue with that. Okay, this next question is from LazyPunk1. Would you ever consider having Miroku's children?

Sango: What's with all the questions about Miroku!

Morgan: Inuyasha asked the same thing. The fans want to see pairings! We crave pairings. And you and Miroku are our second favorite. So go on. Would you bear his children.

Sango: I might considerate it if maybe he'd ask me right instead of groping me.

Morgan: I think he does that because he's afraid of real commitment. He loves you though. Anyway moving o-

Sango: HE WHAT!?

Morgan: Didn't you know? It's so cute

Sango: ......

Morgan: Anyway, this question is from Steff. If you were lesbian would you choose Ramen or Kagome?

Sango: What's lesbian?

Morgan: ....ah....we'll talk about it some other time.

Sango: Well Ramen are those instant noodles Inuyasha enjoys correct? I suppose Kagome should be more important then noodles.

Morgan: Alrighty. This question is from Golden-Eyed-Child. Will you ever tell Miroku that you love him?

Sango: I never said I loved him!!

Morgan: You implied it

Sango: I have not!

Morgan: Well let's "pretend" you did love him. Would you ever tell him?

Sango: Maybe if he'd stop grabbing other women's butts and asking them to bear his children. How can I actually stand loving a man who does that?

Morgan: ::grins:: How can you?

Sango: ! I meant could!

Morgan: Sure you did. This next question is from Keena Kon. What would you do if you actually fulfilled Miroku's 'duty' and had his child and if he asked you to marry him what would you say?

Sango: Perhaps I'd say yes if he asked me to marry him.

Morgan: Without grabbing your butt you mean.

Sango: Yes. And if we were married I suppose I wouldn't have a problem with having his children.

Morgan: Wouldn't that be cute. A bunch of little Mirokus.

Sango: ......oh my

Morgan: Indeed. This question is from Hououza. If Miroku was freed from his curse would you marry him?

Sango: If he asked me correctly I might.

Morgan: Okay, this question is from PatrioticPuppy. If you drank a love potion that would make you fall in love with the first guy you saw, would you want to see Miroku, Inuyasha, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Kouga, or Naraku?

Sango: I'd kill myself before letting it be Naraku! Kouga is a bit obsessive has a bit too much mordacity so not him either. Sesshomaru...well he is handsome but I don't think I'd want to risk being in love with him, he isn't the most amicable of people. Shippou is much too young.

Morgan: So it's down to Inuyasha or Miroku.

Sango: Well, again, I wouldn't want to upset Kagome by making myself fall in love with Inuyasha.

Morgan: So you choose Miroku?

Sango: I suppose that would be the only choice.

Morgan: Aw! She'd want to love Miroku.

Sango: Only because he's the only safe choice!!

Morgan: So sweet.

Sango: Are you listening to me at all?

Morgan: I listen to what you don't say!

Sango: .........

Miroku: ::finally starts to move::

Sango: He's waking up!

Miroku: ::sit up and blinks then looks and Sango and goes over to her:: Sango! I had the strangest dream. You were asked questions and you said you loved me.

Sango: AH! He heard!

Morgan: Imagine that....

Miroku: Sango. Would you bear my child?

Sango: ::blushes:: I...ah...um...well ::stutters for a while::

Miroku: ::manages to hold out for a while then gropes her::

Sango: Ah! Hentai! ::cracks him over the head but smiles slightly::

Morgan: Well. So much for that. Come back next time when we're interviewing....Sesshomaru! ::hears girlish screams of delight from the audience:: Exactly! Get those questions in. Bye!